A Year as the opposite sex?

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Let's say that if you were to change genders, you would forget about your previous gender.

I probably wouldn't enjoy it. I believe men are slightly pickier about their women, and as a man, I enjoy having a big ego and being able to pee standing up.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Let's say that if you were to change genders, you would forget about your previous gender.

I probably wouldn't enjoy it. I believe men are slightly pickier about their women, and as a man, I enjoy having a big ego and being able to pee standing up.

Not sure. I would like to remember my previous gender so that I can make a sort of comparison.
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Not sure. I would like to remember my previous gender so that I can make a sort of comparison.
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No, Id turn it down, altho the reality altering thing would make it tempting.
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Now as a man, I wonder what it would be like for women, mind you there are some men I think should be sentanced to 1-5 years as a woman.
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I would take it, but I still wouldn't accept some guy sticking his dick up my ass. Seriously thought I would try to have experiences instead of dressing like a main... crossdresser!

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Maybe... The experience would be interesting, to say the least. If you're hot, then you could probably seduce guys into doing anything for you :wink:

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All you guys who ask if you would be hot as a female are forgetting that to be fair, your female version would be as hot as your male version is handsome and dashing.

In other words, sorry about your luck :)
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Darth Wong wrote:All you guys who ask if you would be hot as a female are forgetting that to be fair, your female version would be as hot as your male version is handsome and dashing.

In other words, sorry about your luck :)
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One question...would pregnancy and STDs be an issue?
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Vertigo1 wrote:One question...would pregnancy and STDs be an issue?
Yes. You're physically a woman in every way, so it would be an issue if you're not careful.
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Hmm...

Well that flat out kills the sex for a year answer. :)

Seriously though, I'd do it. Even only for just the experience. I've always wondered what went on in women's minds and why the hell they act they way they do.
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Darth Wong wrote:All you guys who ask if you would be hot as a female are forgetting that to be fair, your female version would be as hot as your male version is handsome and dashing.

In other words, sorry about your luck :)
Hmm... A female version of my self would probably be very interesting... At least I know I wouldn't be hideous :P

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Vertigo1 wrote:Hmm...

Well that flat out kills the sex for a year answer. :)

Seriously though, I'd do it. Even only for just the experience. I've always wondered what went on in women's minds and why the hell they act they way they do.
Oh, c'mon... It'll probably be far more... interesting and pleasurable :wink:

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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Well....some of the ideas up there I've sort of been around....
My current gf has a thing about attacking guys and putting makeup on them....so my christmas party turned into the festive version of the RHPS.
As for the "I'd try to pick up lesbians on the side" thing.....I've had lesbians try to pick ME up....though....I've also had some guys try to pick me up too....I think the long hair and nails has them confused....though I usually think the stuble should clear the matter up......

I think I'd go for it though.....

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Sure.

I mean as a female...find some poor schulb, make him pay for stuff and then go all dykey on him.

Though then again all the other inherent problems...hmmm...eh it'd be an experience nonetheless
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i think it would be fascinating to do for a year. The female experience is so radically diffrent from the male that it would be a most interesting proposition.

Admittedly , that first day or so is going to be a serious masturbation fest, I've always envied women for the multi-orgasm thing).......but after that , who knows.
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I read in a science magazine quite a few years ago about a rare condition where babies can appear to be female but in actuality are male and have a penis inside them. This doesn't become apparent until puberty, when, instead of growing breasts, they grow lots of hair and their voices deepen.

How much would that suck, to have been figuring yourself out for years and years, and then, at one of the most fragile times in one's life, come to the realization that you're essentially going to have to start your life over completely?! After all, what 13-year-old would understand if his or her friend suddenly was no longer a girl? Even most parents would have a hard time with that, I'd wager.

Anyway, I wouldn't be the opposite sex for a day, month, or a year. I understand men just fine and wouldn't want to be one, thank you. I find all your answers to this fascinating, though. Pray, continue... :D
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Sure, why not? If nothing else, it'll be something to remember.
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Darth Wong wrote:All you guys who ask if you would be hot as a female are forgetting that to be fair, your female version would be as hot as your male version is handsome and dashing.

In other words, sorry about your luck :)
Actually, no. Most women are reasonably attractive, men aren't necessarily. Men vary more on a linear attractiveness scale. Therefore, unless you have any wierd freakisgh abnormality, you can assume you'd make a hot female.
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Or at the very least, a cute one.

But the pregnancy was a good point. I didn't think about that.
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Exonerate wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Hmm...

Well that flat out kills the sex for a year answer. :)

Seriously though, I'd do it. Even only for just the experience. I've always wondered what went on in women's minds and why the hell they act they way they do.
Oh, c'mon... It'll probably be far more... interesting and pleasurable :wink:
Fine. :D *buys a year supply of rubbers*
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Alex Moon wrote:If you were given a chance to be magically changed physically into a member of the opposite sex for a year, would you take it?

Assuming you accepted it, or it was forced on you, how would you deal with it?
I'm quite comfortable in being a male, thank you very much. If the period of time was something like a day or a week, then sure. But a whole year? No. Though I do have a female friend who just happens to be bi . . .
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I do not want to deal with menstruation. I am happy with my penis.
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