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YESSSS!! Chick is GONE!!!

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Read this enlightened piece of crap :D




http://www.tmtm.com/sides/jtcobit.html
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wait.... i think it's a joke :(
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It has to be a joke. Much as the idea of Jesuit-trained professional soldiers is amusing, I don't think it very realistic. Damn.
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Damn. I was hoping it was true.
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Our chief weapon is surpriiise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise, our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency, our THREE weapons are fear and surprise And ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, our FOUR no wait... amongst our weaponry, ARE, such elements as fear sur- i'll come in again
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Its too good to be true. Literally.

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I'm getting fed up with chick.

*loads sniper rifle*
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jaeger115 wrote:I'm getting fed up with chick.

*loads sniper rifle*
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No, don't shot him. He should be publicly flogged for his stupidity and then flayed alive while have his organs slowly being pulled out of him with a hot metal spike, and finaling his body should be hung from a tree to be a warning to others and let people watch as his body decase and his eaten by animals. That would be a fitting fate.
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No, don't shot him. He should be publicly flogged for his stupidity and then flayed alive while have his organs slowly being pulled out of him with a hot metal spike, and finaling his body should be hung from a tree to be a warning to others and let people watch as his body decase and his eaten by animals. That would be a fitting fate.
Better! :D
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jaeger115 wrote:
No, don't shot him. He should be publicly flogged for his stupidity and then flayed alive while have his organs slowly being pulled out of him with a hot metal spike, and finaling his body should be hung from a tree to be a warning to others and let people watch as his body decase and his eaten by animals. That would be a fitting fate.
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put him in front of a hypothetical conglomerate of accountants doing the nasty
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Nasty what?
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jaeger115 wrote:Nasty what?
i can only assume the litigation
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Post by God Emperor »

What not enough, well how about we strangle him and have him fucked in the ass, that would be very uncomfertable for him. O, before I forget the strangling should not kill him and lets pull all his legaments out there sockets and cut of the fingers that he types with one by one. Is that good enough with adding on to what I said earlier.
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If you shoot him, he becomes a martyr and more people will support his ideas. Just go to his house one night, put sleeping gas under the door and go in when he is unconscious.

Proceed to fill his body with tattoos of Satan and Pentagrams, and other such things. He'd never dare reveal this... but upon his natural death, years later, the shocking 'truth' would be revealed and his movement discredited...
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how bout you just let him live? the laughter of the civilized world is punishment enough for anyone.

we would want strangulations and the likes for lesser evils, like serial killers.
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