Here Chick goes again

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-02 07:00pm

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/500 ... ibleseries

*head explodes*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-02 07:12pm

hmm lets see how well that world would have supported so mny multi-hundred ton sourpods, elephants, other multi-ton herbivors, all of which are warm blooded. hmmmm.

Oh and dont forget the carnivors. a Dienonychus would have LOVED adam

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-02 07:30pm

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Oh and dont forget the carnivors. a Dienonychus would have LOVED adam

*satan enters a deinonychus and appears to eve. Satan eats eve. God looks down and says DAMN! Adam wonders where eve is. Satan eats adam. God says "aw damn it I have to make humans all over again" and kills all the dinosaurs on the planet. Then he remakes adam and eve*

Orion · Post by **Orion** » 2003-01-02 10:27pm

Ahhh...(roles over in agony, too painful to read)

The fundy ignorance hurts.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-02 10:38pm

Not to mention the outright lie about the dinosaur footprints next to men's footprints.

Fucking morons.

The Black Jesus · Post by **The Black Jesus** » 2003-01-02 10:41pm

that cocksucking motherfucker in a handbasket

If they have this evidence, why the ~~(billy) dont they show it to the public

Orion · Post by **Orion** » 2003-01-02 10:43pm

What's the explanation for the footprint thing anyway?

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-02 10:48pm

What's the explanation for the footprint thing anyway?

A smaller dino footprint, when eroded enough, can be mistaken for a human one. Other than that, it's a outright lie.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-02 11:10pm

I love how snobbish that Christian dude looks.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-02 11:41pm

Of course humans and dinos lived together, look at these photos:

If you haven't caught on yet, yes these are fake. They were posted by the New Mexicans for Science for Reason on a site they titled Darwindisproved.com. A shit load of fundies actually thought they were real.

Go here for the full story http://www.nmsr.org/onyatemn.htm

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-03 12:24am

OMFG! I honestly believe that this is the worst Chick track in his long and not-so-illustrious history!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-01-03 12:31am

Ah Jack Chick... he's so zany.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-01-03 12:48am

Ever notice how that fundie is in every other tract? I wonder if he's modeled after chick's appearance when he was in his twenties?

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-01-03 12:57am

The shield of ignorance is strong on this one.
Jack Chick is a committed fanatic to his Christian God and will never stop coming up with this type of ignorant propaganda. It makes all of us who treasure science and reason, and progress, cring and for good reason. If the Jack Chicks of the world had their way , we'd still be in the Middle Ages, huddled in the darkness waiting to die so we can 'possibily' go to heaven. Slaving for father church and groveling before Priests and Popes, while they eat fine food and fuck the nuns.....

Maybe the only way to win is to fight fire with fire. Become raving athiests and deists, bent on the conversion , or slaugher of the believers......what a laugh that would be. The problem is that science, reason and progress eliminates that very mind set. Reason gives us insight, and the road to secular humanisim is predicated on the ideas of tolerance and respect. So , do we drown in a sea of deluded Christ lovers , inorder to prevent our destroying our own beliefs? Fuck it, slaughter them all and burn the bodies........

If you can't tell, I'm tired of all this bullshit, and I'm ranting......

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-03 01:05am

Now, if God said "let us make man in our image," who's "us?"

On a side note, the fundie guy reminds me of Al Sharpton, except white.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-03 04:53am

jaeger115 wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/500 ... ibleseries

*head explodes*

Burn the fucker! Let's rip him a new asshole and impale him on a spiked razor-bladed dildo 5 feet long!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-03 07:37am

Can't Jack Chick go Raëlian?? That would make his tracts much funnier...

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-03 01:32pm

Burn the fucker! Let's rip him a new asshole and impale him on a spiked razor-bladed dildo 5 feet long!

No, I suggest blowing his house up when he is in it then drag him out of the wreckage and subject him to a round of fucking by a pretty, strong-stomached woman, then ANOTHER round of fucking by a strong-stomached gay man. Then drag him by truck to the gallows

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-03 01:48pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Now, if God said "let us make man in our image," who's "us?"

God's invisible friend, Mr. Squeekers. It's really pointless after all, the Bible is so shot full of logical holes that it could be an angel, god's big toe, or a translation error.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-03 07:34pm

Ouch... That was a painful tract.

(brain crawls out of ear)

me lose brane

(puts brain back in head)

Besides the human footprint hoax, the only "evidence" Chick gives is an ancient book of mythology that's no more scientifically accurate than any other book from it's time. I say we take that precious Bible of his and stick it up his ass.

If I was that kid, I'd point to as many rebuttals as I could.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-03 07:41pm

The really sad thing is that one of my friends actually believed that "footprints" shit.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-03 08:21pm

jaeger115 wrote:The really sad thing is that one of my friends actually believed that "footprints" shit.

Slap him/her/it.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-01-03 08:57pm

Would it be possible to start a petition titled "Jack Chick, please do not make any more of those stupid cartoons." (or something to that effect) at PetitionOnline.com?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-03 09:07pm

Sir Sirius wrote:Would it be possible to start a petition titled "Jack Chick, please do not make any more of those stupid cartoons." (or something to that effect) at PetitionOnline.com?

Why not just shoot the bastard?

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-03 09:21pm

Why not just shoot the bastard?

I'll do that!

See my short story on killing Chick on that other thread about chick

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