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My new baby!

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She is here. 6 weeks early.

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One more pic of her.

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she is at birth 2220gr and 42cm.
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Awwww.... A very small viking.

Congrats. :D
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Oh My Gosh! What a cutie pie!! How come she's not in pink!! Just kidding ;) :lol:

CONGRATS!! Have fun with her while she's small, they grow up wayyy too fast.
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Mrs Kendall wrote:Oh My Gosh! What a cutie pie!! How come she's not in pink!! Just kidding ;) :lol:

CONGRATS!! Have fun with her while she's small, they grow up wayyy too fast.
Thas swedes government blue! we cudent buy clothing at size 40cl. so we borrow from daddy government and they got white and blue! :D
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Tranan, I'm afraid your baby is an alien.

Evidence 1: enormous pupils with no discernible iris, as visible in the first picture

Evidence 2: She has been covered up by the government's clothing

She may be cute now, but how cute will she be after she eats your family, huh? Huh?
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Tranan wrote:
Mrs Kendall wrote:Oh My Gosh! What a cutie pie!! How come she's not in pink!! Just kidding ;) :lol:

CONGRATS!! Have fun with her while she's small, they grow up wayyy too fast.
Thas swedes government blue! we cudent buy clothing at size 40cl. so we borrow from daddy government and they got white and blue! :D
Understood, but know that I was just kidding and never expected a real answer to my silly question :lol:
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Feil wrote:Tranan, I'm afraid your baby is an alien.

Evidence 1: enormous pupils with no discernible iris, as visible in the first picture

Evidence 2: She has been covered up by the government's clothing

She may be cute now, but how cute will she be after she eats your family, huh? Huh?
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Congrats.

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1 I am a alien!

2 The gov.. is covering us from you. we eat you.

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Mrs Kendall wrote:
Tranan wrote:
Mrs Kendall wrote:Oh My Gosh! What a cutie pie!! How come she's not in pink!! Just kidding ;) :lol:

CONGRATS!! Have fun with her while she's small, they grow up wayyy too fast.
Thas swedes government blue! we cudent buy clothing at size 40cl. so we borrow from daddy government and they got white and blue! :D
Understood, but know that I was just kidding and never expected a real answer to my silly question :lol:
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salm wrote:Awwww.... A very small viking.

Congrats. :D
Nay suggestions an axes? i Was thinking on a 200gr axe fore her 1st birth day. If she is a viking she needs a axe.
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Tranan wrote:
salm wrote:Awwww.... A very small viking.

Congrats. :D
Nay suggestions an axes? i Was thinking on a 200gr axe fore her 1st birth day. If she is a viking she needs a axe.
Anything but a helmet with horns. Vikings with horned helmets are nothing but a damn dirty lie! :D
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Cute kid.
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Awwww, it almost makes me want one.

Then I remember they poop and that thought goes away. :D

Shes lovely, congratulations.
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remember to get her a riding raven, all young valkyries need a riding raven, not some greek pegasus.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:remember to get her a riding raven, all young valkyries need a riding raven, not some greek pegasus.
Actually, I believe that a Valkyrie's mount was either a wolf, or a pack of wolves, such as those that frequent the aftermath of battles. Of course, there are other issues with your suggestion. To paraphrase a certain British guard, 'ow can a 4 pound bird support a 4 and a 'alf pound baby? It don't work! :P
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Little late, but congratulations - looks adorable :) . Got a few little siblings who used to be that young (course then they started the whole growing up nonsense) - certainly warms the heart :) .
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Teleros wrote:Little late, but congratulations - looks adorable :) . Got a few little siblings who used to be that young (course then they started the whole growing up nonsense) - certainly warms the heart :) .
Babies are adorable, and you can admire your grown-up children-it's the part in between that drives parents insane. Or, as my father puts it: "Babies are cute and adorable so you'll keep them. Teenagers are rude, crude and vulgar so you'll get rid of them."
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Is that white stuff baby powder?
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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No, that's what some babies look like when they first come out, you know before their first bath. This was probably taken right after birth and that's why that white gunk is there.

OF course Tranan would know if I am correct or not but this is what I think it is.
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Mrs Kendall wrote:No, that's what some babies look like when they first come out, you know before their first bath. This was probably taken right after birth and that's why that white gunk is there.

OF course Tranan would know if I am correct or not but this is what I think it is.
Its how they look like 2min after birth.
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Shinova wrote:Is that white stuff baby powder?
No, not yet its not. That white stuff is harvested from the new borns and processed and then turned into baby powder.

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well with my very basic knowledge of biology, I would presume that the "white stuff" is salt (since babies live in a saline enviornment which has about the same consistancy as ocean water with extra O2, prior to joining us.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:well with my very basic knowledge of biology, I would presume that the "white stuff" is salt (since babies live in a saline enviornment which has about the same consistancy as ocean water with extra O2, prior to joining us.
Well its more fat than salt. and it sinks in to the skin really good.
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oh, and the valkyries mounts were indeed wolves, the raven's parts was that they could transform themselves into Ravens.
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