If you could have kissed anyone at midnight...

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Alyrium Denryle wrote:And*sniff* I see no one wants to kiss me*tear* :cry: :cry: :cry: *cries*
Aw hell, I'm man enough to kiss a another man platonically...

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*kisses back*
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If you two are to continue this, please use the PM system, or do not go into R-rated stuff, for then the thread would be monkified.
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There's this girl I know at school, Amber...She's...Indescribable, :oops:
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I bet you're exaggerating
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Sienthal wrote:There's this girl I know at school, Amber...She's...Indescribable, :oops:
Post pics!!!!
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I'm a lucky bastard. I kissed my girlfriend at midnight, as we celebrated having moved into our new apartment. A new year, a new beginning... Wish me luck.
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SirNitram wrote:I'm a lucky bastard. I kissed my girlfriend at midnight, as we celebrated having moved into our new apartment. A new year, a new beginning... Wish me luck.
Good luck!

And post pics of you GF and apartment!
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Enlightenment wrote:"Pinky, do you know what I'm thinking?"
"I think so, brain, but wouldn't the marshmellows need to be invisible?"
"No you fool." <smack> "I'm thinking that Ted's title should be 'RayCav Jr.'"
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You BASTARD!

You dare call me a rascist-necrophiliac-cock-sucking-homo-bashing-yankee?

WTF has asking for pics have to do with mutilating women you sick twisted fucktard? :evil: :evil: :evil:
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RayCav Jr. Bwahahahahaha!!! That's too funny!

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Ted wrote:You BASTARD!
Yes.
WTF has asking for pics have to do with mutilating women you sick twisted fucktard? :evil: :evil: :evil:
Your persistance is what reminded me of RayCav. He has an overactive interest in mutilation and killing; you just have an overactive interest in nude pics. Both of you, however, have an overactive interest in sex.
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Ted, why do you have to take offense to any and everything that is said about you? Yet, you say some horrible shit sometimes. You don't think before you type quite often. Take a step back first. You are a teenage horndog and not everyone can handle that, ok?
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I thought all teenage males were horndogs?

it's been so long, can someone remind me what that was like?
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Ted wrote:
Sienthal wrote:There's this girl I know at school, Amber...She's...Indescribable, :oops:
Post pics!!!!
How did I know that Ted was going to say that? :)

Actually I was going to say that but he probably doesn't have pics anywayz.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I thought all teenage males were horndogs?

it's been so long, can someone remind me what that was like?
huh huh he said long.[/butthead]

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oh, god that brings back memories, Bevis and Butthead were still on TV when I was a teenager, fuck, Alanis Morrisette was getting slimed when I was a teenager.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:I'd probably go with the 'evil' willow character from Buffy.
Vampire Willow or Wicca Willow?
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Ted wrote:If you two are to continue this, please use the PM system, or do not go into R-rated stuff, for then the thread would be monkified.
You're probably just kidding around, but don't be silly, no one should go without a kiss for new year's.

Besides, "straight but not narrow" folks like me can't help but rattle a few cages here and there :twisted:

Anyhow, back on topic, I wanted to add Sara Rue to my celebrity list. A Rubinette cutie with a great smile.
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Re: If you could have kissed anyone at midnight...

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Celebrity: Portman
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There are three girls I would have liked to be with. I'm not giving any names, though, because I'm afraid of it for some reason. One's a blonde, and the other two are brunette. In reality, I don't have a chance with any of them.
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Ted wrote:If you two are to continue this, please use the PM system, or do not go into R-rated stuff, for then the thread would be monkified.
You know Ted, if I wanted to go R-rated *cough cough* nc-17*cough cough* I could VERY easily do so :twisted:
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SirNitram wrote:I'm a lucky bastard. I kissed my girlfriend at midnight, as we celebrated having moved into our new apartment. A new year, a new beginning... Wish me luck.
This the same girlfriend who was typing over your shoulder on ASVS?
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Kelly, please don't feel that way. I'm sure that if you posted a topic that had something to do with kissing, people would put your name all over the place. I'm sure it's just that my name was the last female one they saw since it was my thread.
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