Creastionism part of star destroyer

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-08-03 05:58pm

Mr. Wong I do realize you have been very busy recentley. I just want to know why you haven't updated the anti-creationist pat of your site in so long.

Thanks.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-03 06:25pm

I think its simply becasue he's proven everything he could

Unless Mr Wong wants to do some Osama work and go have fun detailing Violence in the Koran

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-08-03 06:53pm

The Creationism movement has been somewhat quiet lately. I bet though as soon as some state/province board of education does something stupid, Mr. Wong will be the first to rightfully jump on them.

I also bet that the above mentioned board will be from my home state, the late great Louisiana.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-03 10:30pm

-notes one of the last times (several months ago) he went to church, they said seven days could mean seven ages, so the biblical could match the science-

I prefer not to mix science with religion. they just confuse each other.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-03 11:26pm

Well, if we're going to teach Creationism in schools, why not teach the kids that it rains when God cries, or it thunders when God goes bowling?

LMSx · Post by **LMSx** » 2002-08-03 11:40pm

Since Mike lives in Toronto, I think he skipped the entire 9th Circuit Pledge debate. But he couldn't update much on the PoA page until the full Court ruling.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-08-04 02:57am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, if we're going to teach Creationism in schools, why not teach the kids that it rains when God cries, or it thunders when God goes bowling?

Errr, I hate to ask ..but what happens when god takes a leak..or worse. a dump?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-08-04 03:42am

Stuart Mackey wrote: Errr, I hate to ask ..but what happens when god takes a leak..or worse. a dump?

Noam Chomsky, Barbara Boxer, and Dianne Feinstein happen.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-08-04 04:10am

Stuart Mackey wrote: Errr, I hate to ask ..but what happens when god takes a leak..or worse. a dump?

pResident Shrub.

Idi Amin.

Bill Gates.

Adolph Hitler.

Osama bin Laden.

Wahibi Islam.

Christian fundamentalism.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-04 03:49pm

course, that's assuming god has a physical prescence. . . or is massively huge. if you want godlike stature, you might as well say the galaxies of stars are his laughter.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-05 02:51pm

Actually, when God pees, it's acid rain. Pretty soon, the fundamentalists would have to compromise on that, since they're not sure what rain is. And about God crying, there would have to be a reason for him to cry. I'm sure religious fundamentalists are one of those reasons.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-05 04:37pm

I have yet to met such a hard core fundamentalist that they believe rain is god's tears. . . I thought we gave that up after the dark ages.