The Unified Theory of the Universe!

Deathstalker · Post by **Deathstalker** » 2007-03-18 02:52pm

I can't remember how I came across this site Link, but I thought it had a few good laughs when I read it at the time, bookmarked it and just came across it while managing. Thought everyone might like to have a look.

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » 2007-03-18 03:25pm

According to the Unified Theory of the Universe: the age of
the earth is not greater than 10,000 years old.

And here I was, thinking it was just some wacko. Now its some wacko with an agenda.

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2007-03-18 04:27pm

Zhang Chengbin, PhDumbfuck, wrote: 1. The Moon is connected with the earth by the wave tube; The
system of the Moon-earth is connected with the Sun by the wave
tube; The solar system is connected with the Milky Way Galaxy
by the wave tube;

Fool! Everyone knows that the Moon is connected to a crystal celestial sphere, and pushed about by angels, and the same story with the stars, too!

Tahlan · Post by **Tahlan** » 2007-03-19 12:07am

Zhang Chengbin, a.k.a. I'm a friggin' idiot!

What an idiotic crock of shyte. Good for more than a few good laughs. As you read Chengbin's article, try not to fall out of your seat laughing.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2007-03-19 03:59am

oh and this is good for a riot...

From Zhang Chengbin

5. The other important results of the Unified Theory of the Universe.

(1). We human being can fly much faster than speed of the light in
inner of these wave tubes which exist in the universe.

(2). There exist all kinds of living things in the universe, some
are super than us, others are lower than us, they have already
come to our earth, so the UFOs are true.

WHAT this is too much

so you saying is that if we lift our arms and walk into one of these tubes, we will actually fly faster than the speed of light. Hey superman you got competition.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2007-03-19 05:41am

I can see how this idea started.

TV: Coming soon on Fox, an X-Treme Adventrue with four X-Treme heroes! (Shows pictures of Stargate-esque knockoffs, including Grell the Robot). Prepare for ... 'Wave-Tube X-TREME!'

Chengbin: "... They stole my idea!"

OmegaGuy · Post by **OmegaGuy** » 2007-03-19 10:18am

Reminds me of Timecube

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-03-19 11:20am

So, wait. He's saying the universe is a series of tubes. . .does that mean the universe is the intarweb?

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2007-03-20 03:18am

In other words we are living in a simulation like the Matrix.

Where do I get my trenchcoat and sunglasses ?