Top Five Worst Songs to have playing when you get Pulledover

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-04 05:43pm

Ok, songs that are definatly going to make your local Gendarmes unfriendly to you, on something that they could easily ignore.

1. Body Count-Cop Killer
2. I shot the Sherriff
3. I can't Drive
4. Any Gangster Rap
5. Any Heavy Metal

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-04 05:46pm

The Eagles "Get Over It," when it hits the line "let's kill all the lawyers, kill them tonight."

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-04 05:47pm

Heavy metal? The cops ears would bleed before he got out his ticket book. Good thing I'm a metal fan

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-04 05:54pm

There's an obscure little song called Saturday Night
by either Loudin Wainwritght III
Hard day at the office one needs to unwind lets makes some cocktails you know the Molotov kind.

jodathalas · Post by **jodathalas** » 2003-01-04 06:06pm

I don't know why, but this thread reminded me of Super Troopers.

"License and registration please, CHICKEN FUCKER!"

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-04 06:17pm

I'd have to say almost anything by Weird Al or "The Asshole song" by Dennis Leary.....
Possibly some of Bill Hick's musical stuff if the cop recognizes it....

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-04 06:22pm

1) Fuck the Police - NWA

2) Cop Killer - Body Coutn

3) Because I got High - Afroman

4) How Could I Just Kill a Man? - Cypress Hill

5) The Dope Show - Marylin Manson

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-04 07:00pm

-This is the Song that never ends

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-01-04 07:05pm

"We're not gonna take it"

jodathalas · Post by **jodathalas** » 2003-01-04 07:33pm

ICP-Fuck the World When it says, "Fuck the police and the five O two."

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-01-04 08:29pm

55-sammy hagar

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-04 08:55pm

Radar Gun by the Bottle Rockets.

Okay, maybe that one might actually help you out if the cop has a ironic sense of humor.

jodathalas · Post by **jodathalas** » 2003-01-04 09:16pm

Pacman theme. Although that might get you out of it if you pleed insanity for listening to it in the car.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-04 10:45pm

If you're playing "I'm a skatman" the cop will just pull out his gun and put you out of your misery.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-04 10:53pm

The Offspring - L.A.P.D. (portrays cops as corrupt racist trigger happy killers)

The Offspring - Bad Habit (a song about road raging and killing people)

Slayer - Angel of Death (graphic evil song about Josef Mengele)

Pretty much any gansta rap song as they all seem to deal with killing cops, shooting people, and raping ho's.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-01-04 11:02pm

Breaking the Law by Judas Priest

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-01-04 11:11pm

Get Your Riot Gear by Five Iron Frenzy

The Black Jesus · Post by **The Black Jesus** » 2003-01-04 11:12pm

That 'i like big butts' song

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-01-04 11:35pm

Anything with Arabic lyrics.

If the cops in your area are of the Wiggum-variety, anything with non-English lyrics...

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-05 12:16am

paladin wrote:Breaking the Law by Judas Priest

Or Turbo Lover by Judas Priest. Song drives me nuts on Gran Turismo, I had to turn it off because I hate his voice so much.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2003-01-05 01:23am

Playing Grateful Dead will get your car searched.

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2003-01-05 04:20am

True story:

Spring 1988, after leaving a party (no alcohol) my friend Chris (with Matt and Heber) in his Cherokee Limited was racing my other friend Tom in his parent's LTD (I was in this car). We were doing about 75 when we came up on a circle interchange.

While the LTD, in the lead by about 50 yards, was able to make the turn, the Jeep was not and rolled two and a half times into a gas station. At the moment the Jeep began to flip, Chris tells me the AC/DC song "I'm a rocker" was playing full blast on his tape deck and had just delivered the line "Look at me roll!"

Matt, who up to that point had been sleeping in the back seat described the event. " All I know is that all of a sudden the door was coming at me and then the roof and then the other door and then....."

Coming to a stop upside down ten feet from the pumps, the three pulled themselves out of the wreck. Chis and Heber, sitting in the front, we alive because of their belts and had suffered minor cuts and some bruises. Matt was alive because he hadn't worn a belt; the roof from where he was sitting was crushed almost down to the seat.

As they sat on the grass recovering from the shock and watching the wheels slowly come to a halt, they became aware of an odd hissing noise coming from the car. It took a second or two to realize that it was the stereo still playing his AC/DC tape between songs.

The police arrived a moment later as the intro riff began for "Highway to Hell". Did I mention that it was a very loud system? It didn't make for a very good first impression. The crash had also damaged the stereo and it wasn't until they could safely reach the engine and disconnect the battery that they could turn it off.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-05 04:40am

The Exploited - Fuck the USA (us only)
Slime - Deutschland muss sterben (deutschland only)
Die Kassierer - Thomas Wenner (Bochum only)