More Madness from our "Friend" RayCav!

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More Madness from our "Friend" RayCav!

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From our friend RayCav, posted on ASVS:

Yes, it's me, Raynor RayCav, and I'm speaking to you from my public
library in exile. You see, my mom found my (not-so) secret (anymore)
porno stash and I'm grounded from computer use indefinately.
Therefore, I can only communicate with you using Google, and from
school and public libraries in a covert fashion. Therefore, until my
return (knowing my mom until I get the fuck away from under her roof),
I would like to address some things:

- thanks for the GSDA nominations! Considering how those are really
my first fanfics, I consider just the fact that I have been nominated
a great honor.

- John Hansen, I'm giving you full control of my STGOD faction until
I return.

- You may talk to my friend (AIM nick: asvsguy - yes the same one I
used) and I'll try and get a dialouge going between me and him in
terms of any future messages I wish to convey.
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Apparently RayCav hasn't died from that "suicide attempt" before.
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I wonder what the porn was of. ..
Sì! Abbiamo un' anima! Ma è fatta di tanti piccoli robot.
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To bad she ain't one of those cool moms that says "Boys will be boys".
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Post by XaLEv »

kojikun wrote:I wonder what the porn was of. ..
As do I...
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

ArmorPierce wrote:To bad she ain't one of those cool moms that says "Boys will be boys".
Except that Ray's idea of pornography is women getting their organs removed during sex.
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ArmorPierce wrote:To bad she ain't one of those cool moms that says "Boys will be boys".
Except RayCav is Jeffery Dahmer Junior. In his case it's "boys will be serial killers."
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You know, I'm getting fairly sick of hearing about "the misadventures of RayCav". Can we just let him go?
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Naw, if we let him go, MK wouldn't have anything to jerk off too.

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kojikun wrote:I wonder what the porn was of. ..
*Explodes 100 pound C-4 charge under the railway tracks*

That's one train of thought that needs derailing.
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DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Naw, if we let him go, MK wouldn't have anything to jerk off too.
*shoots DG_Cal_Wright between the eyes with Dalton*

"Now, that wasn't nice. I do have to admit a morbid fascination with the depths
that RayCav sinks to. It seems he has no limit to the depravity he can go
to....
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong

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Post by ArmorPierce »

LoL true, true.

I enjoy seeing a update on Raycav every now and then be it a suicide attempt, homicide attempt, how the court case is going, how his appealing is going, etc..
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I leave SD.Net for the army and this is what I find? Geez...
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

kojikun wrote:I wonder what the porn was of. ..
As Spanky said, it was probably a stash of pictues depicting women getting their organs removed. If it was "normal porn", his mom would probably just shrug it off.

It's nice to know RayCav isn't contemplating suicide as of now.
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MKSheppard wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Naw, if we let him go, MK wouldn't have anything to jerk off too.
*shoots DG_Cal_Wright between the eyes with Dalton*

"Now, that wasn't nice. I do have to admit a morbid fascination with the depths
that RayCav sinks to. It seems he has no limit to the depravity he can go
to....
Yeah, and it seems that you take joy in the fact that there's someone sadder than you.

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