What don't you look like?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-04 07:36pm

Now that we have established what we look like in the previous thread let us explore what we don't look like. I shall start. I don't look anything like this gentleman here:

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-04 07:38pm

He probably does. This is what we Chinese call "Ci Di Wu Yin San Bai Liang" (There is no three hundread taels of silver buried here)

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-04 07:42pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:He probably does. This is what we Chinese call "Ci Di Wu Yin San Bai Liang" (There is no three hundread taels of silver buried here)

A very interesting expression!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-04 08:00pm

I look nothing like this (and it's a good thing, too

):

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-04 08:05pm

I have grown about 4 inches since then and while still skinny I'm not as skinny as then. I don't look that different acutally except my hair is sometimes shorter or longer, right now a little longer (but I'm going to get a hair cut so this will be obsolete in two day), being taller, and being less skinny.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-04 08:16pm

IG-88E wrote:I look nothing like this (and it's a good thing, too ):

http://www.animeye.it/henteye/Immagini/ ... e121_1.jpg

I wouldn't mind meeting someone else who looked like that, though.

J · Post by J » 2003-01-04 08:40pm

Despite what others have said, I do NOT look like Liv Tyler, Natalie Portman, nor Chantal Kreviazuk to mention a few. I admit there's a bit of resemblance in some pictures, but it's more co-incidental than anything else.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-04 08:42pm

Well, you probably look a little like Chantal, because aerius seems pretty crazy about you... Or is he crazy about CHantal because she reminds him of you? Arg... my widdle male mind is reeling... must look for simpler pleasures of life...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-04 08:44pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:I wouldn't mind meeting someone else who looked like that, though.

My girlfriend is pretty close....but she's MINE.

J · Post by J » 2003-01-04 08:51pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Well, you probably look a little like Chantal, because aerius seems pretty crazy about you... Or is he crazy about CHantal because she reminds him of you? Arg... my widdle male mind is reeling... must look for simpler pleasures of life...

Heh heh, seriously now, out of all the people I listed I think the one I most resemble is Natalie Portman, but she's smaller and cuter than I am. Unless it's a really weird picture I don't even look like Chantal, I think my BF just has a thing for her or something. This is how I look like, I really can't see a resemblance with anyone else I've listed other than Natalie Portman.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-04 08:55pm

I think its highly improbable that anyone here looks like this....

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-04 08:57pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:He probably does. This is what we Chinese call "Ci Di Wu Yin San Bai Liang" (There is no three hundread taels of silver buried here)

Erm, you sure you got the spelling right? I tried sounding it out, and its a little off what I expected...

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-04 08:59pm

Jmac, how old are you, and do you have an BF

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-04 09:08pm

Exonerate wrote:Jmac, how old are you, and do you have an BF

You CHEE BYE! She's aerius' gf!

And I am a fucking chinese who was fucking born and fucking bred in fucking South fu- <profanity mode disengaged> east-asia by chinese parents. I took Hanyu Pinyin lessons. I believe I have gotten it right.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-04 09:09pm

Ahh. Darn. Lucky guy.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-04 09:10pm

Exonerate wrote:Ahh. Darn. Lucky guy.

How true.

J · Post by J » 2003-01-04 09:11pm

Exonerate wrote:Jmac, how old are you, and do you have an BF

22, yes, but as I've mentioned before, I do have a sister...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-04 09:19pm

jmac wrote:
Exonerate wrote:Jmac, how old are you, and do you have an BF
22, yes, but as I've mentioned before, I do have a sister...

Does she like 18 year old semi-bald Asian men with somewhat warped senses of humor and the ability to do a good Ronan Keating impression?

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-04 09:20pm

Semi-bald? Are you referring to your millitary style-haircut? I'd be very suprised if anybody here had a normal sense of humor...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-04 09:21pm

I recently got a crew-cut. Now I resemble a toilet brush.

J · Post by J » 2003-01-04 09:30pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Does she like 18 year old semi-bald Asian men with somewhat warped senses of humor and the ability to do a good Ronan Keating impression?

If you were maybe 2-3 years older I think she might like you, think being the key word. She's always gone for guys older than her and almost ended up dating my BF at one point (before I got to him), so yeah, I think being an Asian with a weird sense of humor would be a bonus.

She's 20 BTW.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-04 09:51pm

Exonerate wrote:Jmac, how old are you, and do you have an BF

Considering she's about 10 years older than you I'd say way told old for you buddy.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-04 10:04pm

jmac wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Does she like 18 year old semi-bald Asian men with somewhat warped senses of humor and the ability to do a good Ronan Keating impression?
If you were maybe 2-3 years older I think she might like you, think being the key word. She's always gone for guys older than her and almost ended up dating my BF at one point (before I got to him), so yeah, I think being an Asian with a weird sense of humor would be a bonus.

She's 20 BTW.

Arg! Once again my callow youth has undone me... Damn my birth year of 1984!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-04 10:13pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
jmac wrote:22, yes, but as I've mentioned before, I do have a sister...
Does she like 18 year old semi-bald Asian men with somewhat warped senses of humor and the ability to do a good Ronan Keating impression?

The funny thing to me was that you didn't even ask if her sister was hot!

Anyways, I'd like to state for the record that I have no resemblance at all with my avatar other than hair colour. We both have black hair but other than that we don't look alike at all.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-01-04 10:31pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:I think its highly improbable that anyone here looks like this....

Ya never know...