Atheist Beware, PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2007-03-27 05:48pm

Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

Notice how the inner seal on the jar is already cracked. I guess old Chuck there had to check before hand to make sure.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2007-03-27 05:53pm

Does the idiot who made the Bananas video realize that it's humans who made the Banana like that as opposed to how it appears in nature, and not god?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2007-03-27 05:57pm

Straha wrote:Does the idiot who made the Bananas video realize that it's humans who made the Banana like that as opposed to how it appears in nature, and not god?

Yes, that one blew up in their face when the video explaining just that started circulating. Kirk Cameroon, the buffoon in question, conceeded.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2007-03-27 05:59pm

He's an engineer?

I'm sure as hell not buying any American hardware in the future.

Adrian Laguna · Post by **Adrian Laguna** » 2007-03-27 06:01pm

Well, this is new. Often they confuse evolution with abiogenesis, or more accurately, they lump both together. Here they are confusing evolution with the theory of spontaneous generation. A theory which consistently failed to find experimental verification for the last three and a half centuries, and has been lying dead for the last one and a half.[/i]

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2007-03-27 06:06pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:He's an engineer?

Never underestimate the ability of otherwise intelligent people to compartmentalize their stupidity. In every other phase of life they apply rigorous investigation and high standards of evidence, but when it comes to the things they really want to believe in...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2007-03-27 06:51pm

I'm afflicted with dial-up, and will be dipped in shit if I wait around for 3 hours with my thumb up my ass waiting for some video; please explain what their point about the peanut butter is.

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » 2007-03-27 06:57pm

If you'd taken the time to load and watch the video, Frank, you'd wish you hadn't. I don't blame you in the least.

Basically, their premise is "evolutionists claim life can occasionally spontaneously from light/heat energy, but our food industry rests on that not happening," and then go on to explain that because peanut butter does not give rise to new life if exposed to light/heat energy, that evolution is bullshit.

"You may smile at this, but you'll remember it." Yeah, that's more due to notorietous bullshit than accuracy, though.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2007-03-27 07:27pm

It's a new low in the ingorance extravaganza, then.

Thanks, rhoenix.

Kane Starkiller · Post by **Kane Starkiller** » 2007-03-27 08:34pm

What a bunch of idiots. I remember when I was in third grade and first read "Cosmos" from Carl Sagan and it had a picture of an experiment where different molecules were subjected to electric current and UV radiation resulting in more complex organic molecules. I was amazed then but I guess blissful ignorance is preferable to some people.

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » 2007-03-27 08:38pm

rhoenix wrote:If you'd taken the time to load and watch the video, Frank, you'd wish you hadn't. I don't blame you in the least.

Basically, their premise is "evolutionists claim life can occasionally spontaneously arise from light/heat energy, but our food industry rests on that not happening," and then go on to explain that because peanut butter does not give rise to new life if exposed to light/heat energy, that evolution is bullshit.

"You may smile at this, but you'll remember it." Yeah, that's more due to notorietous bullshit than accuracy, though.

Duct-Tape edit: Fixed "...occasionally spontaneously ARISE" ...Funny how I didn't notice that before.

Frank Hipper wrote:It's a new low in the ingorance extravaganza, then.

Hey, I laughed. I don't think they intended for it to be comedy, but that's the best kind.

Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks, rhoenix.

No problem.

mr friendly guy · Post by **mr friendly guy** » 2007-03-27 08:43pm

Maybe atheist should make a video where we quote from the Bible saying how God is a jealous God and how he punishes unbelievers. Then have the atheist say, from this "theory" that God exists, God should strike us down when we blasphemise the wanker.

Scene two would show several atheist calling God a racist, homophobic, genocidal nutjob, with other expletives thrown in. Observe the result of NOTHING happening.

Scene three : Atheist saying we blasphemise God and take his name in vain every day.

Scene four : Thank God, God doesn't exists.

Then have the atheist ridicule the Bible as a fairytale.

Hey at least I am getting the "theory" of Christianity correct, which is a better service than Christian retards who confuse evolution with abiogenesis for the what, how many times now?

And as for the Banana video, wasn't there a satirist where they said that the banana was Gods creation of a sex toy for women, noting how it approximates the shape of a phallus etc.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2007-03-27 09:14pm

mr friendly guy wrote: Scene two would show several atheist calling God a racist, homophobic, genocidal nutjob, with other expletives thrown in. Observe the result of NOTHING happening.

Scene three : Atheist saying we blasphemise God and take his name in vain every day.

Scene four : Thank God, God doesn't exists.
Then have the atheist ridicule the Bible as a fairytale.

That's what we've been doing on this board since 2002. God must be working in mysterious ways.

mr friendly guy · Post by **mr friendly guy** » 2007-03-27 09:33pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
mr friendly guy wrote: Scene two would show several atheist calling God a racist, homophobic, genocidal nutjob, with other expletives thrown in. Observe the result of NOTHING happening.

Scene three : Atheist saying we blasphemise God and take his name in vain every day.

Scene four : Thank God, God doesn't exists.
Then have the atheist ridicule the Bible as a fairytale.
That's what we've been doing on this board since 2002. God must be working in mysterious ways.

Now we just need to video it and upload it on youtube.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2007-03-27 09:36pm

mr friendly guy wrote:Now we just need to video it and upload it on youtube.

A video version of SD.net would be the most horrific and disturbing thing ever seen by mankind. What kind of fucked up demented monster of a person are you to suggest such a thing? Where you around for the Trinity vs Mary Poppins thread?

mr friendly guy · Post by **mr friendly guy** » 2007-03-27 09:37pm

Wicked Pilot wrote: A video version of SD.net would be the most horrific and disturbing thing ever seen by mankind. What kind of fucked up demented monster of a person are you to suggest such a thing? Where you around for the Trinity vs Mary Poppins thread?

No I can't say I was.

Adrian Laguna · Post by **Adrian Laguna** » 2007-03-27 10:35pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
mr friendly guy wrote:Now we just need to video it and upload it on youtube.
A video version of SD.net would be the most horrific and disturbing thing ever seen by mankind. What kind of fucked up demented monster of a person are you to suggest such a thing? Where you around for the Trinity vs Mary Poppins thread?

You mustn't have heard the stories about ASVS, then. SDN at its worst is positively tame compared to the shit I heard went on in there. Remember, ASVS couldn't possibly be moderated, so the only way to get rid of trolls was to scare them off with the sheer power of profane language.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2007-03-27 11:34pm

Adrian Laguna wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:
mr friendly guy wrote:Now we just need to video it and upload it on youtube.
A video version of SD.net would be the most horrific and disturbing thing ever seen by mankind. What kind of fucked up demented monster of a person are you to suggest such a thing? Where you around for the Trinity vs Mary Poppins thread?
You mustn't have heard the stories about ASVS, then. SDN at its worst is positively tame compared to the shit I heard went on in there. Remember, ASVS couldn't possibly be moderated, so the only way to get rid of trolls was to scare them off with the sheer power of profane language.

Or Killfile.

Regarding the OT - They are really reaching with this one. Apparently they seem to think that evolutionists claim that life could come from any surface, including peanut butter.

Duckie · Post by **Duckie** » 2007-03-27 11:55pm

Kamakazie Sith wrote: Regarding the OT - They are really reaching with this one. Apparently they seem to think that evolutionists claim that life could come from any surface, including peanut butter.

Well, in one respect they are right. Peanut Butter is infinitely more likely than an empty jar to create spontaneous life. It is, after all, a food source. So stuff could grow on it better than an empty plastic jar.

But it's still ridiculously implausable compared to an ocean full of hydrocarbons being struck by lightning.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2007-03-28 12:25am

Wicked Pilot wrote:
mr friendly guy wrote:Now we just need to video it and upload it on youtube.
A video version of SD.net would be the most horrific and disturbing thing ever seen by mankind. What kind of fucked up demented monster of a person are you to suggest such a thing? Where you around for the Trinity vs Mary Poppins thread?

The SA sponsored swap.avi has this site not only handily beaten in the category of "horrific and disturbing", but it also has SDN bound, gagged, and stuffed in a car trunk to await a horrible fate.

Duckie · Post by **Duckie** » 2007-03-28 12:28am

Jadeite wrote: The SA sponsored swap.avi has this site not only handily beaten in the category of "horrific and disturbing", but it also has SDN bound, gagged, and stuffed in a car trunk to await a horrible fate.

Concurrance. Swap.avi is so horrifying not even intertrolls like /b/tard raids use it. It's a morally deficient thing to even use screencaps as shock pics against the most hated and vile enemy. I know a person who claims to have watched the entire two hours. To this day he gets sick and can't talk about the horrors he witnessed if I bring it up. That shit could cause PTSD for the weak stomached.

R. U. Serious · Post by **R. U. Serious** » 2007-03-28 02:54am

Wow, just wow. When I saw the clip earlier today, I thought the blonde woman was the one from MadTV, and I was absolutely sure it was satire, with the overdone voice from the off etc. Then someone linked to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Missler
and it dawned on me, that it must be somehow serious. This is sad, when reality has overtaken satire by leaps and bounds... :-/

Here is the link where I saw the clip earlier:
http://axiomsun.com/home/video/peanut_b ... mare!.html (via http://reddit.com/info/1dam6/comments) and the comments there are pretty funny/sad, too.

Scientists also claim that nuclear fusion occurs when hydrogen atoms are exposed to heat and energy. Yet the Earth is covered in millions of tons of water and fusion isn't happening anywhere on it despite being exposed to heat and light.
Obviously nuclear fusion doesn't exist.

Reality or satire? I don't dare to make a guess - though someone there takes it serious and starts to explain how it works...

Gustav32Vasa · Post by **Gustav32Vasa** » 2007-03-28 10:30am

Evolution does not teach life coming from dead matter. Dont talk about things you dont know anything about.

Gustav32Vasa · Post by **Gustav32Vasa** » 2007-03-28 10:35am

Just saw the banana clip. Does he realise that the penis is shaped almost like that.

The penis was created for oral sex.

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2007-03-28 10:43am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:He's an engineer?

I'm sure as hell not buying any American hardware in the future.

Just to be safe, don't ride on their trains either, because I can't possibly see how he made it through uni. But you probably knew that already.