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The Worst Fanfiction EVER

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GINERVA SERENITYROSA JANETANGELA MADONNA WEASLY wrote:READ N REVEIW PLZZZZ AGINERVA IS A GOTH PRINCESS BUT SHE COMES TO HOGWRARTS AND HER LIFE COMES UNDON WITH DRACOM ALFOY
Read if you place little value on your sanity. This makes Portal look like fine literature.
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General Soontir Fel
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Post by General Soontir Fel »

It's a troll. No one could write that badly except on purpose. Why someone would waste time like this is a different matter, of course...
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Post by Pick »

Honestly, you can never be totally sure if it's a troll or not. There are honestly people like this.

My guess is that this girl is just very young, though.
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Post by Catman »

:lol:

This looks pretty amusing to me...
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Hmm, like said before, it's honestly kind of hard to tell.
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

Couldnt get through the first paragraph :shock: :D
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The first chapter is awesome.

The other chapters: not so awesome.
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You mean you could actually make sense of that, Spanky? :shock:
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The first '!!!!' I ran across made blood shoot out my ears.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Guardsman Bass wrote:You mean you could actually make sense of that, Spanky? :shock:
Yeah. It rambles but it was pretty easy to make out what was going on.

I stopped somewhere in the middle of the third chapter, when it started to suck, but that first chapter is sheer poetry at its highest. :mrgreen:
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Post by Duckie »

The abuse of the english language is horrid but against Godawful Fanfiction reigning champs like Agony In Pink (amy jo johnson [pink ranger] torture guro vore snuff) it's not that bad.

Although the constant use of Cum in the context of Come amuses me, if only because Dumbledore Cums is such an uncommon two words to find together short of slashfic.
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Post by Catman »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:The first chapter is awesome.

The other chapters: not so awesome.
I never even made it past the first chapter.

I probably should.

Funny stuff.
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Post by Simplicius »

It was entertaining, but for the absolutely ridiculous self-absorption. "xXxSatansSexyGurl666xXx" ought to be thrown in Go Play Outside For Fuck's Sake Jail.
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