First of all, its less than ten years. Secondly, there is a reason I asked for the age. Its hard to judge people's age just by photograph.ArmorPierce wrote:Considering she's about 10 years older than you I'd say way told old for you buddy.Exonerate wrote:Jmac, how old are you, and do you have an BF
What don't you look like?
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I wish I was that sharp object.Next of Kin wrote:Natalie doesn't look too cute in that pic...it looks like she's sitting on something sharp.jmac wrote:
Heh heh, seriously now, out of all the people I listed I think the one I most resemble is Natalie Portman, but she's smaller and cuter than I am. [
Anyway, I do not look like any of the following things or people:
Anna Nicole Smith
Kermit the Frog
A computer
Bill Clinton
A stapler
Superman
Al Sharpton
Chuckie from "Rugrats"
Chewbacca
The Statue of Liberty
Something you would want to look at
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A rather large sperm whale and a bowl of petunias wouldn't have something to do with it, eh?
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Oh don't take it personally I was just jokingExonerate wrote:First of all, its less than ten years. Secondly, there is a reason I asked for the age. Its hard to judge people's age just by photograph.ArmorPierce wrote:Considering she's about 10 years older than you I'd say way told old for you buddy.Exonerate wrote:Jmac, how old are you, and do you have an BF
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To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
HemlockGrey wrote:A rather large sperm whale and a bowl of petunias wouldn't have something to do with it, eh?
ROTFLMAO! Ahh, how I love that trilogy!
I, for one, look nothing like this:
I do, however, make bathtime lots of fun.
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I would like to assure everyone that this is NOT, I repeat, NOT a picture of me.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/adve ... e4-200.jpg
No, seriously, it isn't. Honest.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/adve ... e4-200.jpg
No, seriously, it isn't. Honest.
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I unfortunatly look nothing like this man here. I do not wear black robes(usually) I do not have gold skin, hourglass pupils and slver hair. I am not raining death upon a town, with meteors and lightning bolts(unfortunatly)
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Wouldn't be that hard to look like that.
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To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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I know. I could paint my skin gold, get contact lenses, and color my hair. But getting the death to rain from the sky, now THAT is the problem
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Just wait for bushler to invade N.Korea, and then it should NOT be a problem anymore
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http://pluto.imagemagician.com/images/e ... Bluedx.jpg
But I do carry one on me at all times.
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http://pluto.imagemagician.com/images/e ... Bluedx.jpg
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But I want to cause the rain of doom. After a series of complicated gestures, and incantations. I want to conjure lighting and invoke the power of the universe and bend it to my willNecro99 wrote:Just wait for bushler to invade N.Korea, and then it should NOT be a problem anymore
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What on Earth is that?Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I can assure you that I in no way resemble this.
http://pluto.imagemagician.com/images/e ... Bluedx.jpg
But I do carry one on me at all times.
[Excessively wide picture de-inlined. Horizontal scrolling == bad. -- Enlightenment]
<EDIT: Sorry bout that, E. Lata and Happy Fragging!>
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Ignore the idiotic site I used the stupid site-builder to get some quick image hosting.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:The pic, or the whole site? LOLJediNeophyte wrote:I look nothing like this d00d.
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Oh okay kewl.JediNeophyte wrote:Ignore the idiotic site I used the stupid site-builder to get some quick image hosting.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:The pic, or the whole site? LOLJediNeophyte wrote:I look nothing like this d00d.
Try www.ImageMagician.com instead. I use it!
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I doesnt have the same effectKeevan_Colton wrote:You could try something like the complicated gesture of pointing at something.....and then the mystic incantation "Al Queda" and watch fire fall from the skies and destroy it.....
I think the spell is Bush's Unholy Airstrike....
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Factio republicanum delenda est