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ArmorPierce wrote:
Exonerate wrote:Jmac, how old are you, and do you have an BF :?:
Considering she's about 10 years older than you I'd say way told old for you buddy.
First of all, its less than ten years. Secondly, there is a reason I asked for the age. Its hard to judge people's age just by photograph.

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jmac wrote:
Heh heh, seriously now, out of all the people I listed I think the one I most resemble is Natalie Portman, but she's smaller and cuter than I am. [
Natalie doesn't look too cute in that pic...it looks like she's sitting on something sharp.
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Next of Kin wrote:
jmac wrote:
Heh heh, seriously now, out of all the people I listed I think the one I most resemble is Natalie Portman, but she's smaller and cuter than I am. [
Natalie doesn't look too cute in that pic...it looks like she's sitting on something sharp.
I wish I was that sharp object.

Anyway, I do not look like any of the following things or people:

Anna Nicole Smith
Kermit the Frog
A computer
Bill Clinton
A stapler
Superman
Al Sharpton
Chuckie from "Rugrats"
Chewbacca
The Statue of Liberty
Something you would want to look at
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Next of Kin wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:I think its highly improbable that anyone here looks like this....
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Ya never know...
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A rather large sperm whale and a bowl of petunias wouldn't have something to do with it, eh?
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

HemlockGrey wrote:A rather large sperm whale and a bowl of petunias wouldn't have something to do with it, eh?
It would indeed.
*sits a medium sized leprechaun on your shoulder*
There you go.
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Exonerate wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:
Exonerate wrote:Jmac, how old are you, and do you have an BF :?:
Considering she's about 10 years older than you I'd say way told old for you buddy.
First of all, its less than ten years. Secondly, there is a reason I asked for the age. Its hard to judge people's age just by photograph.
Oh don't take it personally I was just joking :D
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HemlockGrey wrote:A rather large sperm whale and a bowl of petunias wouldn't have something to do with it, eh?

ROTFLMAO! :lol: Ahh, how I love that trilogy! :wink: :D

I, for one, look nothing like this:

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I do, however, make bathtime lots of fun. :wink:
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Zaia wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:A rather large sperm whale and a bowl of petunias wouldn't have something to do with it, eh?

ROTFLMAO! :lol: Ahh, how I love that trilogy! :wink: :D

I, for one, look nothing like this:

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I do, however, make bathtime lots of fun. :wink:
Nothing quite like a trilogy in five parts ;)
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Zaia wrote:I do, however, make bathtime lots of fun. :wink:
It'll be grand when I go down to DC, specially with the hotel's hot tub/jaccuzi/sauna rooms. That'll be REAL fun then. :wink:
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I would like to assure everyone that this is NOT, I repeat, NOT a picture of me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/tv/adve ... e4-200.jpg

No, seriously, it isn't. Honest.
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I unfortunatly look nothing like this man here. I do not wear black robes(usually) I do not have gold skin, hourglass pupils and slver hair. I am not raining death upon a town, with meteors and lightning bolts(unfortunatly)

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Wouldn't be that hard to look like that.
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I know. I could paint my skin gold, get contact lenses, and color my hair. But getting the death to rain from the sky, now THAT is the problem
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Just wait for bushler to invade N.Korea, and then it should NOT be a problem anymore :twisted:
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I can assure you that I in no way resemble this.

http://pluto.imagemagician.com/images/e ... Bluedx.jpg

But I do carry one on me at all times. :D

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Necro99 wrote:Just wait for bushler to invade N.Korea, and then it should NOT be a problem anymore :twisted:
But I want to cause the rain of doom. After a series of complicated gestures, and incantations. I want to conjure lighting and invoke the power of the universe and bend it to my will
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You could try something like the complicated gesture of pointing at something.....and then the mystic incantation "Al Queda" and watch fire fall from the skies and destroy it.....
I think the spell is Bush's Unholy Airstrike.... :wink:
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I look nothing like this d00d.
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JediNeophyte wrote:I look nothing like this d00d.
The pic, or the whole site? LOL
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I can assure you that I in no way resemble this.

http://pluto.imagemagician.com/images/e ... Bluedx.jpg

But I do carry one on me at all times. :D

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:I look nothing like this d00d.
The pic, or the whole site? LOL
Ignore the idiotic site :P I used the stupid site-builder to get some quick image hosting. :lol:
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:I look nothing like this d00d.
The pic, or the whole site? LOL
Ignore the idiotic site :P I used the stupid site-builder to get some quick image hosting. :lol:
Oh okay kewl.
Try www.ImageMagician.com instead. I use it!
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Keevan_Colton wrote:You could try something like the complicated gesture of pointing at something.....and then the mystic incantation "Al Queda" and watch fire fall from the skies and destroy it.....
I think the spell is Bush's Unholy Airstrike.... :wink:
I doesnt have the same effect :cry:
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