Look everyone! What Black Jesus sent me!

[Raptor 597]

PM Exchange:
From: The Black Jesus
To: Captain Lennox
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:14 am
Subject: you arent the real captain lennux
YOU'RE A GOD DAMN FAKE

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From: Captain Lennox
To: The Black Jesus
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:23 am
Subject: Re: you arent the real captain lennux
Well no fucking shit Sherlock. Thanks for spamming my Inbox.

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From: The Black Jesus
To: Captain Lennox
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:24 am
Subject: DONT TALK BACK TO ME SKIPPER
ABANDON SHIP ITS A MUTINY

seriously you're a faker

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Sent :: Message
From: Captain Lennox
To: The Black Jesus
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:27 am
Subject: Re: DONT TALK BACK TO ME SKIPPER
Seriously, you're a dumbass point being?


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From: The Black Jesus
To: Captain Lennox
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:29 am
Subject: WHY DONT YOU FIND A DOCTOR LENNIX, HURRY
FIND A DOCTOR THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX YOUR MANGLED COLON

AND NO YOU CANT BUY A HAPPY MEAL

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From: Captain Lennox
To: The Black Jesus
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:34 am
Subject: Re: WHY DONT YOU FIND A DOCTOR LENNIX, HURRY
And no your IQ is below 5. well this explains it:


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From: The Black Jesus
To: Captain Lennox
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:35 am
Subject: PETER PAN AND BLACKBEARD DO NOT CONCUR
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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From: Captain Lennox
To: The Black Jesus
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:37 am
Subject: Re: PETER PAN AND BLACKBEARD DO NOT CONCUR
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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From: The Black Jesus
To: Captain Lennox
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:38 am
Subject: I HOPE YOU GET STRANDED ON A TANKER WITH ONLY A CELL PHONE
AND AN URGE TO FORNICATE

CUZ YOU CANT


AHHAHAHAHAHJAJANJLIKSK


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From: Captain Lennox
To: The Black Jesus
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:45 am
Subject: Re: I HOPE YOU GET STRANDED ON A TANKER WITH ONLY A CELL PHONE
Oh, I can jerk off all the time. Stop using Donkey Porn please: Remember animal sex is harmful.

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Inbox :: Message
From: The Black Jesus
To: Captain Lennox
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:45 am
Subject: einhander said he has your gift card
so dont drop it on the way to the airport madam

Inbox :: Message
From: The Black Jesus
To: Captain Lennox
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:47 am
Subject: dont forget the gift card
einhander gave you a gift card buy he wants it abackms

[The Black Jesus]

FABRICATED

[Raptor 597]

*Flips you off* Stop spamming son, it's harmful. Lord Wong, would you be so kind as too conform this?

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

FABRICATED

Nope. Real. I have the chatlog with Lennox, motherfucker! PLUS Darth Wong can check anyone's PM box anyway!

[The Black Jesus]

einhander made me do it

[salm]

yes, alcohol is good...

[Necro99]

*crowds applauses*
Captain Lennox Ladies and Gentlmen!

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Guess who's on the board...
All Hail the AlmightyDARTH WONG!!!

[The Duchess of Zeon]

I also got one:

From: The Black Jesus
To: The Duchess of Zeon
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 4:23 am
Subject: YOU ARE AN IMPOSTOR
GOD DMN IMPOSTER

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Back by popular demand! DAAAAAAAAAA-AAAMN!

h to the c to the 5 4 3 rush limbaugh in a tulip dress DEEEEE

I'd just assume have the worthless fucker banned, considering that before this I had E-mail notification enabled, and I dislike getting spam mail.

[Dalton]