chick lives!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-05 12:04am

maybe we will see a tract ^_^ that will be most amusing.

christo fundy: great cthulhu, jesus loves you! give up satan;s grip on your soul!
cthulhu, after eating fundy, church, and indeed, planet: -burp-

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-05 12:11am

maybe we will see a tract ^_^ that will be most amusing.

christo fundy: great cthulhu, jesus loves you! give up satan;s grip on your soul!
cthulhu, after eating fundy, church, and indeed, planet: -burp-

No. In Chick's sad little world, it won't happen. It will go like this:

fundie tells cthulhu that jesus loves him and to please repent. Cthulhu eats him and goes to hell. Fundy goes to heaven. End of story, same old story

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-05 12:24am

true, true. but I can dream.

cthulhu converting to christ. I cant imagine that one.

all the lovecraft fans would in his tracts, tho. say, at an rpg convention, where the christo stands up and preaches, and the crowd loves it.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-01-05 02:44am

This is just a random thought , but could we as agnostics and athiests sue Chick for publishing hate speech aginst us ? Something tells me no , but wouldn't it be nice to do

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-05 02:49am

Sokar wrote:This is just a random thought , but could we as agnostics and athiests sue Chick for publishing hate speech aginst us ? Something tells me no , but wouldn't it be nice to do

Well, I couldn't, but I would have no problem with you guys going for it. He's one of those who makes me wonder why those with closed minds feel the need to have open mouths.

The Black Jesus · Post by **The Black Jesus** » 2003-01-05 02:50am

some people are just in need of sex

me? i dont need sex since i lost my penis in a car accident in vagas

however, my theory is since sex is villified by christians, they doon't have much sex, therefore they get grumpy and take their frustrations out on us rational secular humanists

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-05 02:51am

Hey, now, Thomas Aquinas was in favor of prositution. Not all Christians are anti-sex. (Actually, by strict Biblical definitions, sex between unmarried consenting people is perfectly allowable...but don't let a fundie read this).

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-05 02:52am

The Black Jesus wrote:some people are just in need of sex

me? i dont need sex since i lost my penis in a car accident in vagas

however, my theory is since sex is villified by christians, they doon't have much sex, therefore they get grumpy and take their frustrations out on us rational secular humanists

TMI.

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-01-05 05:08am

OMFG. I never seen such propaganda since WW2!
He dosent need jesus to protect him! He only needs an Ak-47!

Remember kids! Religion is BULLSHIT!

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-01-05 05:15am

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Ok, if i had to choose between a world with -
Zombies, magic, Black magic, demons, magic weapons, holy artefacts, evil dieties, elfs, all the mythological monsters you can think of, medieval technology, Death Magicks, Elemental Forces, Dark Gods that betray existence itself, mighty and noble warriors fighting the evil, undeads, vampires and dragons... and another who had nothing of these.

Guess what i choose?
1st choice.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-05 06:16am

Necro99 wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Ok, if i had to choose between a world with -
Zombies, magic, Black magic, demons, magic weapons, holy artefacts, evil dieties, elfs, all the mythological monsters you can think of, medieval technology, Death Magicks, Elemental Forces, Dark Gods that betray existence itself, mighty and noble warriors fighting the evil, undeads, vampires and dragons... and another who had nothing of these.

Guess what i choose?
1st choice.

Dark Dungeons?? I thought they've stopped printing it!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-05 03:16pm

Don't you mean 'elves'?
This guy is such a HUGE asshole I wonder sometimes if he is really a human being. I wonder what he thinks of the "His Dark Materials" books by Phillip Pullman. That would be funny, I think I'll just raise issues with a random tract.
The Secret:
First: This asshole has decided that this guy deserves to go back to his wife after his abusive actions and that his wife would take him back. Patriarchical Fundie Bullshit. The fact that his wife would take him back presumes that she is a codependant and needs psychiatric help. And the idea that becoming a fundamentalist will somehow make you a perfect human being is even worse.
Second: This goes into the gray area that every bad human being wishs they can flex when they've been destructive and have been caught for it. The "I know I've sinned judge, but I found JESUS so now I'm a good human being in the SEerrrrVice of the LAWD!" arguement that murderers and accountants like to try.
Third: His god is a faceless white man. This is the assumption, so often made by fundies, that if God made man in the image of himself that that man was a White anglosaxon male.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-05 04:10pm

"Are Roman Catholics Christians?
Religion can't save, only Jesus can!" - Chick.com
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp
Halloween is evil!!!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0041/0041_01.asp
Oh, no, good people are going to hell!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0037/0037_01.asp
Yes, murders go to heaven, and law-abiding people go to hell!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1710/1710_01.asp
All Native Americans that don't accept Christ are evil!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0016/0016_01.asp
Buddaism is evil too!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5002/5002_01.asp
Guess what, the great Flood happened!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-05 04:26pm

Necro99 wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Ok, if i had to choose between a world with -
Zombies, magic, Black magic, demons, magic weapons, holy artefacts, evil dieties, elfs, all the mythological monsters you can think of, medieval technology, Death Magicks, Elemental Forces, Dark Gods that betray existence itself, mighty and noble warriors fighting the evil, undeads, vampires and dragons... and another who had nothing of these.

Guess what i choose?
1st choice.

WTF is chick smoking?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-05 05:01pm

I was thinking of posting that last night, but thot there were too many chick topics. . .heh.

anyway, by his standards, I've committed suicided 20+ times (all those pcs, you know), and am the antichrist (I'm gone a *lot* higher then 8th level. .. had a very nice gm. . .hehe).

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-05 05:22pm

Sokar wrote:This is just a random thought , but could we as agnostics and athiests sue Chick for publishing hate speech aginst us ? Something tells me no , but wouldn't it be nice to do

I haven't seen any tracts slamming atheists or agonists, but Bhuddists or Muslims could bring it up. Still, I don't find it likely. These tracts are by fundie Christians, for fundie Christians.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-05 05:26pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Sokar wrote:This is just a random thought , but could we as agnostics and athiests sue Chick for publishing hate speech aginst us ? Something tells me no , but wouldn't it be nice to do
I haven't seen any tracts slamming atheists or agonists, but Bhuddists or Muslims could bring it up. Still, I don't find it likely. These tracts are by fundie Christians, for fundie Christians.

His stuff can be considered libel, I think. And if we sue from the US, we have a good chance of getting away with it. I don't recommend it, though.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-05 06:04pm

Why not burn the believers!
This idiot is SO FUCKING STUPID. And, in no way being repetitive, he's dumb too!!!!
I read that Tycoon one, and I want to strangle this guy. He has mangled Buddhism so much that it no longer resembles itself.
Just so that everyone here is aware:
Buddhism is a recapitualation of Hinduism that allows for an afterlife attainable through meditation and thought, enlightenment or Nirvana is its goal. People go through lives again and again depending on what they do during life and they leave life to become one with the Universe once more when they have achieved inner peace. The buddha is not worshipped as an idol but as a teacher and that's it. Besides those nonidentifiable people, perhaps indian, do not accurately represent the current buddhists who are Japanese or Tibeten.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-05 06:08pm

Necro99 wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

WHAT THE FUCK?

Why the hell does he think that role-playing and fantasy = real-life satanic cultists and shit?! Oh wait, I forgot, this is Chick we're dealing with.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0016/0016_01.asp

What the hell? Is that a Buddhist police state or something? I highly doubt that someone would get beaten to death for talking about their religion to a Buddhist.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-05 06:38pm

OMFG
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1710/1710_01.asp

Not only does this proclaim basic xenophbic racism it is specifically denegrating of Native Americans. The asshole assume that they are illiterate, the entire thing contains 6-7 lines of actual script, the rest is pictures and poor visual symbolism. Also the natice american who refuses to accept christianity is a drunk, note the bottle. There is the imagery of all the native americans, who appear to all be from the south west.

The "Great Escape" one is just as bad. It says jesus predicted that Russia would go to war with Israel and that that coincided with predictions by analysts today that there would be such a war. And that jesus predicted that russian weapons would burn for 7 years after their battles with Israel.

This dreck is the sort of filth that pervades all of this crap that this guy produces.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-01-05 06:43pm

Necro99 wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Ok, if i had to choose between a world with -
Zombies, magic, Black magic, demons, magic weapons, holy artefacts, evil dieties, elfs, all the mythological monsters you can think of, medieval technology, Death Magicks, Elemental Forces, Dark Gods that betray existence itself, mighty and noble warriors fighting the evil, undeads, vampires and dragons... and another who had nothing of these.

Guess what i choose?
1st choice.

Is it just me or did that bonfire remind anyone else of the Nazi book burnings?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-05 07:04pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Why not burn the believers!
This idiot is SO FUCKING STUPID. And, in no way being repetitive, he's dumb too!!!!
I read that Tycoon one, and I want to strangle this guy. He has mangled Buddhism so much that it no longer resembles itself.
Just so that everyone here is aware:
Buddhism is a recapitualation of Hinduism that allows for an afterlife attainable through meditation and thought, enlightenment or Nirvana is its goal. People go through lives again and again depending on what they do during life and they leave life to become one with the Universe once more when they have achieved inner peace. The buddha is not worshipped as an idol but as a teacher and that's it. Besides those nonidentifiable people, perhaps indian, do not accurately represent the current buddhists who are Japanese or Tibeten.

Depends on the school of Buddhism, but Classical Buddhism is as you describe. There is a type (and I can't remember which...my notes are at home) which does worship Siddhartha Gautama as a Buddha, and claims there are three types of Buddhas. It does still mangle it pretty badly.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-05 07:06pm

Here's another travesty for the Human Race:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1002/1002_01.asp

First: If he's SO great why did he appear to graduate in his mid-late 40s?
Second: Why did he send his daughter to Sunday School if he is such a smart athiest?
Third: Why the fuck would his Daughter be so happy going to heaven knowing that her Father was in hell?

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-01-05 07:11pm

Fourth: How the fuck did she die so young?

We need a counter-tract, where all the stories end with fundamentalists dying, refusing to admit their illogic...and thats it.

"And he was eaten by worms; for he existed no more

Heaven is a fantasy. Get over your imaginary friend, and read a science book. Humanity causes its own problems, and the only way to cure them is to act. No moral sinkhole of a deity will help us in this."

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-05 07:12pm

Well, for number 2, possibly because it's societally expected. It's been said that church is the last great refuge of the atheist.