Alien Abduction Test!!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-05 06:30am

http://www.abduct.com/survey.htm

I got:

6 - 10 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates more similarities in your background than the average person when compared with experiences of other abductees, but you probably have not been abducted.

EDIT: I forgot to include the "21 - 25 Yes answers" option, and I've tried in vain to edit the poll!!! Will any moderator please edit this option in?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-05 06:37am

AAAAH!!! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! SOUND THE PARANOIA ALARMS!

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-05 06:44am

I "...probably have not been abducted."

A Big Flying Fish · Post by **A Big Flying Fish** » 2003-01-05 07:32am

11-15 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates a suspicious number of events in your background commonly experienced by other abductees. You may want to explore the abduction possibility further.

would explain a lot of things

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-05 08:31am

0-5, You probably have not been abducted.......

Riiight, anyone want to guess the slant of this poll right there, where 1 Yes answear(I take alot of vitamens) means there is still a chance that I have been abducted

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-05 12:55pm

0-5. Never has been abducted.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-01-05 12:59pm

I got 6-10, on the low end, only 6 yes.

6 - 10 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates more similarities in your background than the average person when compared with experiences of other abductees, but you probably have not been abducted.

I wonder what the chance is I did get abducted?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-05 01:07pm

0 - 5 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates very few similarities with experiences of known abductees. You probably have not been abducted.

silly website, tried to stop me from copying it

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-05 01:18pm

Well, who hasn't woken up with unexplained bruises all over them?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-05 01:20pm

Lemme guess, you got the 11-15. Tsk-tsk, trying to rationalise it.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-01-05 01:23pm

Nada. Goose egg. Zero.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-05 01:24pm

OK, I've either been abducted or I'm ever so slightly paranoid. Waht do you think is most likely?

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2003-01-05 01:27pm

innerbrat wrote:Well, who hasn't woken up with unexplained bruises all over them?

Small small wounds, well I wouldn't exactly call them wounds more like small marks on the skin that annoys some times they appear and disappear on the forehead. No big deal, probably have been scratching myself in the sleep or something.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-01-05 01:31pm

If they ever did abduct me, they would throw me back and smack the dude in charge for not using the right bait...

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-01-05 01:44pm

I answered 5 questions yes

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-05 01:58pm

innerbrat wrote:OK, I've either been abducted or I'm ever so slightly paranoid. Waht do you think is most likely?

Don't worry, you're just slightly over paranoid.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-05 02:05pm

Nosebleeds? Unexplained bruising? Gimme a break, even with that I scored a 5. Never been abducted, and with the lead lining in my house they can't pick up my brainwaves so there's no way they can find and abduct me. Stupid aliens.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-05 02:23pm

Abduction Survey wrote:11-15 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates a suspicious number of events in your background commonly experienced by other abductees. You may want to explore the abduction possibility further.

Lucky 13!
W00T W00T!!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-05 04:12pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Abduction Survey wrote:11-15 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates a suspicious number of events in your background commonly experienced by other abductees. You may want to explore the abduction possibility further.
Lucky 13!
W00T W00T!!

Yeah. That's nice.

I got 2.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-05 04:40pm

Woohooo!! I got 17!!!

"Your score indicates many events in your background commonly experienced by other abductees. There is a good probability you have been abducted and you may want to explore this possibility further--if you haven't begun to do so already." (Stupid site wouldn't let me copy this blasted description--I had to type it myself! It actually had a little copyright thing pop up! Durrr. Who'd want to steal from the alien website?!)

This number isn't entirely accurate, though... Like, I just couldn't help but put 'yes' for the 'Have x-rays or other procedures revealed unexplainable foreign objects lodged in your body?' question. "Yes, Doctor, I could explain it if I had to--you see, my boyfriend was in from out of town, and we wanted to spice things up, so--oh, I just can't, it's too embarrassing! Just chalk it up to aliens, ok?"

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-01-05 05:20pm

I only answered 2 yes.

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