Woohooo!! I got 17!!!
"Your score indicates many events in your background commonly experienced by other abductees. There is a good probability you have been abducted and you may want to explore this possibility further--if you haven't begun to do so already." (Stupid site wouldn't let me copy this blasted description--I had to type it myself! It actually had a little copyright thing pop up! Durrr. Who'd want to steal from the alien website?!)
This number isn't
entirely accurate, though... Like, I just couldn't help but put 'yes' for the 'Have x-rays or other procedures revealed unexplainable foreign objects lodged in your body?' question. "Yes, Doctor, I
could explain it if I had to--you see, my boyfriend was in from out of town, and we wanted to spice things up, so--oh, I just can't, it's too embarrassing! Just chalk it up to aliens, ok?"