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Post by mantakai »

im sure everyone sees these threads all the time and you dont really care no more, but i thought id say hi any how and intro myself.

a friend introduced me to this site and since i find myself becoming more and more nerdish i thought id start posting some stuff for the fun of it.

im an australian and love exploiting aussie steriotypes so g'day all and just for the record, the english suck at cricket :wink:
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Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

Wilkommen. *poke*
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Hi!

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In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION

N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....

N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
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You are welcome...to stop resurrecting dead threads.
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Post by Mr Flibble »

Greetings fellow Aussie. I can't poke you since I don't have a high enough post count to do so, but instead will ask which city in Australia you are from?
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Super Atomic POKE of DOOOM!
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POKE!!!!
Concession accepted - COMMENCE PRIMARY IGNITION
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Post by God Emperor »

Come bow before your Emperor and God, while I

*Poke* you.
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*pokes the n00b's eyes out*
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Dalton wrote:You are welcome...to stop resurrecting dead threads.
You just enjoy teminating threads, don't you Dalton?
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Edaas vidan iskari

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There is not a single denizen that does not mind poking.


*poke*

heh, I never grow tired of that.

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I love poking n00bs. Someone could get half their posts just by poking them...

(Pokes n00b)
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I love poking n00bs. Someone could get half their posts just by poking them...

(Pokes n00b)
LMFAO!!!!!

Or by laughing at funny shit too. :) :lol:
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[Mola Ram]Welcome.[/Mola Ram] *chucks egg*
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Post by mantakai »

Mr Flibble wrote:Greetings fellow Aussie. I can't poke you since I don't have a high enough post count to do so, but instead will ask which city in Australia you are from?
im from the sydney region

and this is probably a stupid question but whats with the poke thing?
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It is part of your transaction into Jedi Knighthood. Actually, its just a welcoming ceremony here.
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Time for a change of pace...



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Post by Gandalf »

POKE

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Post by J »

Did I poke you yet? With all these newbies around I'm losing track of which ones I've poked already! Anyway, i'll poke you just to be sure.

*Poke*
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

innerbrat wrote:
Dalton wrote:You are welcome...to stop resurrecting dead threads.
You just enjoy teminating threads, don't you Dalton?
Actually, it's because resurrected threads suck. Right, Dalton? :mrgreen:
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Post by weemadando »

Hey there fellow Aussie.

One question:

Whats your opinion of Steve Irwin?
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Post by aerius »

weemadando wrote:One question:

Whats your opinion of Steve Irwin?
Why do I get the feeling that something fun's about to happen? :D
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
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