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Making fake dicks for a living has gotta be the most depressing job in the world for a guy. Especially if they're bigger.
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wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic. "
SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
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And one of the great mysteries of the universe is revealed!
Now if they'd only tell me how they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar...
Now if they'd only tell me how they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar...
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
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I dunno, it seems like it would be a fairly low-stress job, at least.Wyrm wrote:Making fake dicks for a living has gotta be the most depressing job in the world for a guy.
If you get depressed over seeing a dildo that's bigger than your cock, you have some insecurity issues to work through. There are plenty of dildoes out there that are bigger than your cock. If that fact gets you down, you're going to have problems. We've got some really large toys, and it doesn't bother me.Especially if they're bigger.
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If I worked in a dildo factory, I'd be tempted to make a dildo using my own penis as the template. Then I could say "my penis has been inside a million women".
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Now that is something you will never see on Modern Marvels.
I find the "Peter Meter" to be funiest picture. Interesting that they have a uniform scale of measurement. Then again, ladies have got one too for the upper regions.
EDIT: "Then again, ladies have got one two" Oh my god. /palmface. I can't believe I made that spelling error. Only 5 year olds do that. Christ.
I find the "Peter Meter" to be funiest picture. Interesting that they have a uniform scale of measurement. Then again, ladies have got one too for the upper regions.
EDIT: "Then again, ladies have got one two" Oh my god. /palmface. I can't believe I made that spelling error. Only 5 year olds do that. Christ.
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Hehe.. I'd loooove to take a tour of that place... pick up a few "souveniers"
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It's actually kind of surprising how much cock a woman can fit in her, until you remember that babies come out of there.CaptHawkeye wrote:Now that is something you will never see on Modern Marvels.
I find the "Peter Meter" to be funiest picture. Interesting that they have a uniform scale of measurement. Then again, ladies have got one two for the upper regions.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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Same factory, check back later in the week when they replace the rubber with candy ingredients.J wrote: Now if they'd only tell me how they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar...
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I'd be curious what materials they're using. It looks like the moulding material melts away and can be reused. The lack of automation goes a long way to explain why sex toys are so expensive, but it also explains why they can have such a huge product library.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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On the other hand, a conveyor belt full of plastic penises would be really amusing
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OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?
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I was wondering about that as well, so I did a bit of Googling. Turns out that some people put it in their pants in order to generate the appearance of having much larger equipment than they actually have. Shades of Spinal Tap and the infamous cucumber.andrewgpaul wrote:OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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What incredible lameness. Well, I guess Darkstar needs some strategery trickery help if he's ever going to get laid.Darth Wong wrote:I was wondering about that as well, so I did a bit of Googling. Turns out that some people put it in their pants in order to generate the appearance of having much larger equipment than they actually have. Shades of Spinal Tap and the infamous cucumber.andrewgpaul wrote:OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?
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Who was that who said that in porno, these black guys wear latex penis sheaths to make their dongs look obscenely huge?!
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shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
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I liked that one too, gave me a good giggle, but I also liked this one tooCaptHawkeye wrote: I find the "Peter Meter" to be funiest picture.
I could only imagine all the size jokes that go around that factory on a daily basis
Not all of them (there are a few giatanically hung guys in the biz) but you can see for yourself on a lot of huge-cock-fetish sites if you feel so inclined. Anything over about a foot you can throw right out.Shroom Man 777 wrote:Who was that who said that in porno, these black guys wear latex penis sheaths to make their dongs look obscenely huge?!
I just Dr. Hibbert-chuckled for a good two minutes.wikipedia, as linked above wrote:Due to the massive amount of blood that is needed to achieve a full erection, Falcon risks losing consciousness before a full erection is obtained.
Yes, I guess it could be hard for someone who hasn't witnessed childbirth to see what the lower female reproductive organs are capable of.
lol, opsec doesn't apply to fanfiction. -Aaron
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The pornstars with the really big penises have trouble achieving real erections. One can experience sympathetic frustration watching them trying to jam a half-erect mushy penis into a tight hole with considerable difficulty.
Mandingo and Lexington Steele are fairly unusual in the sense that they have mammoth members but they're also tall and large gentlemen in general, so they appear to be capable of producing an erection without a serious drop in blood pressure. Nevertheless, they probably both use Viagra or some other pharmaceutical aid for their scenes.
Mandingo and Lexington Steele are fairly unusual in the sense that they have mammoth members but they're also tall and large gentlemen in general, so they appear to be capable of producing an erection without a serious drop in blood pressure. Nevertheless, they probably both use Viagra or some other pharmaceutical aid for their scenes.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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Two things
1. Secularity.com....dating service for atheists is my banner ad. Given the amount of Hindu, muslim, christian and other such dating servies, I find it warming to see there is one for atheist.
2. It's funny how far it's gotten from being just basically a piece of wood, that's smoothed down. The fact they produce different shapes, feels, and sizes is funny, and shows also how much a business it is.
1. Secularity.com....dating service for atheists is my banner ad. Given the amount of Hindu, muslim, christian and other such dating servies, I find it warming to see there is one for atheist.
2. It's funny how far it's gotten from being just basically a piece of wood, that's smoothed down. The fact they produce different shapes, feels, and sizes is funny, and shows also how much a business it is.
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I salute you, sir; you're a braver man than I, and I admire your dedication to scienceDarth Wong wrote:I was wondering about that as well, so I did a bit of Googling.andrewgpaul wrote:OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?
"So you want to live on a planet?"
"No. I think I'd find it a bit small and wierd."
"Aren't they dangerous? Don't they get hit by stuff?"
"No. I think I'd find it a bit small and wierd."
"Aren't they dangerous? Don't they get hit by stuff?"
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No vats for people to fall into? Tsk! What's the betting there's at least one bloke there called Johnny?
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The pictures help explain why sex toys are so expensive despite being ridiculously simple in design. No real automation whatsoever. It's all done by hand.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
I couldn't read that last line without laughing. How juvenile
With regards to blood pressure problems, surely(knowing pornography and sci-fi) someone has written a story in which male porn stars have larger hearts engineered and transplanted to support larger penises? I know for sure that people have written novels about genetic engineering taking effect on the sex industry.
With regards to blood pressure problems, surely(knowing pornography and sci-fi) someone has written a story in which male porn stars have larger hearts engineered and transplanted to support larger penises? I know for sure that people have written novels about genetic engineering taking effect on the sex industry.
lol, opsec doesn't apply to fanfiction. -Aaron
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