Troubles of the Galaxy (Haiku-ish)

[lukexcom]

Written in a Haiku-ish sort of style....
------------ Star Wars haikus: ---------------------

Trade Federation,
You'll lose badly at Naboo,
End your blockade.

Senate corruption,
We need a standing army,
Our clone army wins.

Old Republic ends,
Lets build us an empire,
And kill the Jedis.

Those puny rebels,
Destroying our great Death Star,
We'll get 'em at Hoth.

Curses those rebels,
Escaping our grasp at Hoth,
They'll die at Endor.

Damn the rebels,
The empire is falling,
Vader betrays me.
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-------- X-COM: UFO Defense Haikus: ----------

I see the Sectoid,
Firing my Heavy Plasma,
He dies in springtime.

Troops in a city,
Aliens terrorizing,
City saved by June.

Attacking their base,
Get the base commander stunned,
Interrogation.

Avenger lands hard,
Troops fight on red soil of Mars,
Cydonia dies.
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------------------ Misc. Hakus -------------------

An epic you want?
Mars Trilogy you must read.
Robinson writes well.
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And that's that for now...

[Exonerate]

Any idiot can write haiku, just stop at the seventeenth syllab-

[Admiral Drason]

Hi Newbi. I liked the Star Wars one.

[Singular Quartet]

Not bad haiku.
Needs more description
For scene, not event.

Oh, and poke.