Hypo. situation: Who would you prefer on these boards?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-01-05 08:56am

Which of the following would you prefer to have on these boards, assuming you have to have one!

Jack Chick - Fundamentalist Moron

Arminius - Racist Donkey Raping Son Of A Whore

Darkstar - Rabid Trekkie to the nth degree

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-01-05 09:13am

Jack Chick, stupid fundie bashing is more fun then fanatical Trekkie bashing.

Besides fundies are an actual threat to all rationalists, fanatical Trekkies are a mere annoyance.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-05 11:02am

CHICK!!!!! We assraped-without-lube the other two already anyway. But Chick, I wanna strike that fucker down with my debating skillz and my Railgun!

*whips out the Railgun and fires a random shot in the air*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}
{SPLAT!!}

IMPRESSIVE!!

EXCELLENT!!

DEFENSE!!

Holy Fuck!!! Who'd I kill now?

*checks console*

Quake 3 Console wrote:The Black Jesus was Railed by Einhander Sn0m4n
Deimos Anomaly was 2nd in Line for Einhander Sn0m4n

Note to self: Check surroundings before firing random Railgun shots...

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-01-05 12:06pm

I vote Chick simply because he could use some re-education and he could get it here.

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-01-05 01:25pm

Chick, because we've already washed our hands clean of the other two options. Plus, I'd like to see Mike and him go one on one on the logical feasibility of the existence of God......OOoooooohhh I can imagine it now...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-05 05:18pm

I'd rather have Arminius, since it was enjoyable beating him up, and watching him use some of the most bizarre illogic ever. Still, I'd loke to see what would happen if Chick got an Imperial Smack Down.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-05 05:24pm

Chick, because Arminius and DarkStar have both "graced" these boards and their stupidity is in the Hall of Shame for all to see.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-05 05:39pm

Chick. Having a famous guy run away from this forum screaming "YOU'RE ALL IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN!" is worth a lot, especially if its addressed towards you.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-05 06:02pm

I'd love to be able to reduce Chick to tears.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-05 06:15pm

It would be beautiful to have Chick here. For once, he'd have to argue without being able to write the other side's arguments for them, the way he does on his idiotic cartoons.

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-01-05 06:23pm

Chick ala fundie

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-05 07:01pm

Jack Chick. The other two have been utterly chrushed and humiliated. It's cased close for them. Chick on the other hand would be a new and interesting smacking target.

McNum · Post by **McNum** » 2003-01-05 08:51pm

Chick, definately. Although I'd almost feel sorry for him... "Almost" as in "not at all"...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-05 08:53pm

Chick.

It'd just be too much fun.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-05 09:19pm

chick.

it would be too much fun.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-05 09:19pm

Somebody should invite Chick here to debate. After he gets his ass handed to him on a platter, he'd write a special tract about us, and on how we're all going to hell

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-05 09:23pm

tempting thot. anyone know his email? the one I sent went to his webmaster.

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-01-05 09:30pm

Slay him with the word of Reason

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-05 10:30pm

We could have Chick-fest 2003

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-05 10:32pm

I would like to see Chick go off to the Sudan and try to convert the Muslim hethens like his characters so easily do in his cartoons.

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2003-01-06 12:18am

.......wall of ignorance...........

chick is beyond help

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-06 12:21am

SWPIGWANG wrote:.......wall of ignorance...........

chick is beyond help

But we can make him bleed, can't we? If it bleeds, it can die.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-06 12:31am

No no, the line is "if it bleeds, we can kill it". From Predator.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-01-06 12:34am

I took time to read some of Chick's site, and he ingages in Islam bashing, debunking the Korhan for not being scientifically accurate! I laughed my ass off!

Hasn't he ever heard that people that live in glass houses shouldn't be throwing rocks?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-06 12:42am

Does he have an E-mail address? Can we challenge him?