Is Elfdart A Sexist Pig?

[The Vortex Empire]

We've figured it out. Elfdart IS BILL CLINTON.

Holy shit! That's amazing! And Elfdart, you're not a sexist pig.

[18-Till-I-Die]

I just noticed this was here...

I'd say no, not at all, nothing you've said has struck me as sexist. Most of the stuff i agree with you on here.

I dont consider myself to be a sexist. But i know i am seen as one by some people. Some. Frankly i can count the girls who called me a sexist on one hand, and i think that is a good record personally. Some of them werent just misguided but outrageous. I had a girlfriend once, who had a sister who said i was a rapist...yes a rapist...because i watched porn and porn is exactly like rape. Also this has something to do with me liking rap music. I guess.

[Ritterin Sophia]

I remember once being at a left wing political parties conference once. Afterwards in the bar, where so much more real politics is done, I got to talking to a millitant femanist. She sat for ages bending my ear about how basically everything that ever went wrong is the fault of a man somewhere and she damanded not just the same pay as a man but more pay than a man because she could do a better job than her male colleages. By a certain point I was a little fed up and more than a little drunk so I asked her that if she believed in equal rights and all that shit how come she hadn't bought one drink the whole night despite me buying her half a fecking brewery. She was no impressed. In fact she called me a sexist pig and poured my pint over my head.

Sexist Sow!

[Glocksman]

I'm in the same boat Elfie. Though I'd say i'm a tad to the right of you politically. I remember once being at a left wing political parties conference once. Afterwards in the bar, where so much more real politics is done, I got to talking to a millitant femanist. She sat for ages bending my ear about how basically everything that ever went wrong is the fault of a man somewhere and she damanded not just the same pay as a man but more pay than a man because she could do a better job than her male colleages. By a certain point I was a little fed up and more than a little drunk so I asked her that if she believed in equal rights and all that shit how come she hadn't bought one drink the whole night despite me buying her half a fecking brewery. She was no impressed. In fact she called me a sexist pig and poured my pint over my head.

And you didn't immediately pour yours over her head??
After all, to do otherwise would be sexist, as you wouldn't let a guy do that without reprisal.

[Ritterin Sophia]

I'm in the same boat Elfie. Though I'd say i'm a tad to the right of you politically. I remember once being at a left wing political parties conference once. Afterwards in the bar, where so much more real politics is done, I got to talking to a millitant femanist. She sat for ages bending my ear about how basically everything that ever went wrong is the fault of a man somewhere and she damanded not just the same pay as a man but more pay than a man because she could do a better job than her male colleages. By a certain point I was a little fed up and more than a little drunk so I asked her that if she believed in equal rights and all that shit how come she hadn't bought one drink the whole night despite me buying her half a fecking brewery. She was no impressed. In fact she called me a sexist pig and poured my pint over my head.

And you didn't immediately pour yours over her head??
After all, to do otherwise would be sexist, as you wouldn't let a guy do that without reprisal.

No True Man EVER spills his beer.