Worst Movie Lines Ever

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-01-06 12:24am

My all-time worst:

"You have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man"

Brandon Lee to Dolph Lundren, "Showdoen in Little Tokyo"

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-06 12:34am

The one in AoTC where Anakin tells Padme to hold him after he's massacred all those Tuskin Raiders.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-06 12:37am

"You should clone yourself"

"Why, so I can benefit from your unique perspective"

"NO ... so you can go FUCK YOURSELF"

Sixth Day- AWFUL movie- worst Ahnulllldddd one-liner ever.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-01-06 12:39am

"I don't know how to repay you."

Don't know the actor's name, but it was said completely monotone and devoid of all emotion. The character was Glaberus (sp?) from the movie Spartacus.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-06 01:12am

From the end of MiB

"How 'bout Dennis Rodman he's from that planet."

I don't know why but I hate that line.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-01-06 03:18am

X-MEN

Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-06 03:23am

"Soon you will discover how to make Solorite Bombs, and destroy the entire galaxy"-Plan 9 form outer space.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-06 03:45am

Movie Starship Troopers: when the semi-hot MI chick (the one Rico was fucking who wasn't Denise Richards) is bleeding out on the floor of the troop transport turns to Rico and gasps, "It's okay, because I had you". Worst. Last. Words. Ever. A truly cringeworthy line in a movie full of verbal shitloafs.

mantakai · Post by **mantakai** » 2003-01-06 04:34am

i dunno, i know its a classic and all, but i hate "i'll be back" by arnold swazinegar in terminator, it has been over used so much now and everythig that its just sooo damn annoying

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-06 11:01am

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner". From Dirty Dancing

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-06 11:53am

Not a movie I know but still induces cringes in me, Ivanova's little spiel when they are about to engage the Shadowtech enhanced Earth cruisers. "I am death, the hand of God." some shit like that, I fast forward EVERY time. It is just godawful.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-01-06 01:17pm

I have to second the Starship Troopers line when Dizzy is dying in the boat.
That was horrible, even though I enjoyed the movie.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-06 01:52pm

Stravo wrote:Not a movie I know but still induces cringes in me, Ivanova's little spiel when they are about to engage the Shadowtech enhanced Earth cruisers. "I am death, the hand of God." some shit like that, I fast forward EVERY time. It is just godawful.

I know people who liked that but I absolutely hated it. It was so pretentious and long. Not to mention she was quoting/paraphrasing other people. How about just kick their ass and talk smack afterwards. Better yet, skip the smack talking and leave it to your fan club. Besides, that speach was wasting time when they could have been blowing up more stuff.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-06 01:54pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:I have to second the Starship Troopers line when Dizzy is dying in the boat.
That was horrible, even though I enjoyed the movie.

That was pretty bad, especially coming from a chick although knowing Verhoven that was proably part of the point. Stupid line for a guy or a girl.

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2003-01-06 02:33pm

any time in TNG when Geordi or Data open their mouths and explain what is happening.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-01-06 02:55pm

"Why have you come here?"
"Because of death! Because all men of Earth are idiots!"
"Now, you hold on there, mister!"
"No, you hold on!"

From Plan 9.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-06 03:35pm

most of Stings dialogue from Dune. He was a piss-poor actor.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-01-06 03:47pm

Parts that bug me in bold.

The boy nodded his understanding. "Can I ask you something?" The Jedi Master nodded. "What are midi-chlorians?"
Wind whipped at Qui-Gon's long hair, blowing strands of it across his strong face. "Midi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living things and communicate with the Force."
"They live inside of me?" the boy asked.
"In your cells." Qui-Gon paused. "We are symbionts with the midi-chlorians."
"Symbi-what?"
"Symbionts. Life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. Our midi-chlorians continually speak to us, Annie, telling us the will of the Force."
"They do?"
Qui-Gon cocked one eyebrow. "When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you."

-- Anakin and Qui-Gon, TPM (actually from the novel, but the scene was similar).

Oh, do I hate midi-chlorians, dunbest thing Lucas has cooked up...EVER.
The entire "de-mystification" of the Force was a momentously stupid move from GL.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-01-06 05:16pm

"Ha!"-Jedi Padawan that looks half bald during the opening sequence of the Battle of Genosis in Attack of the Clones.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-01-06 05:31pm

Anything by Jar-Jar Binks!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-07 03:50pm

Most of the dialogue in Fast and the Furious.

Nice cars, shit acting except for Vin Desiel who is a hunk

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-07 03:51pm

"Are you an angel?" AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *convulses on floor*