what is the kinkiest thing

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-12-30 02:09am

Had a couple of experiences that were close but not exactly a threesome. More like voyerism.

Once had sex in my bedroom while my dad was watching tv in the next room.

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-12-30 03:50am

Well, although I lack any good tales to call up myself, I do remember how my cousin told me about when his g/f and he were playing D&D with some friends, and afterwards they decided to "continue" playing their two characters, all the way into the bed. He also told me it included some kind of thing called watersports...Which I think has something to do with a water bed, but I'm not sure. Anyone have any information on that?

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-12-30 03:53am

He also told me it included some kind of thing called watersports...Which I think has something to do with a water bed, but I'm not sure. Anyone have any information on that?

Watersports invovles someone peeing on another person. Not really my thing.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-30 03:56am

I'm actually not much into real kink. To me, anal sex and a little bit of roleplaying doesn't count as kinky because it's almost mainstream.

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2002-12-30 04:01am

Shinova wrote:
Joe Momma wrote:For bonus points, the fuck-buddy whose friend I'd boffed freaked out when she found out three nights later. It turns out that she'd taken my saying "if you want to get together that's fine as long we're clear this ain't a serious thing" as some sort of fear of committment rather than the simple statement of truth.
You cleared that up with her, yes?

Oh yeah, immediately. Once I figured out that she hadn't taken what I had said at face value, I explained that I really wasn't looking for any sort of serious relationship. We talked it out and went back to being platonic associates.

I felt like a bit of a jerk. I did tell her flat out what my intentions were going in, but maybe I should have held off until I was sure she really understood me. I'm sure she still thought I'd acted like an asshole, but frankly if writing me off as a jackass made her feel better about it ending that's fine with me.

-- Joe Momma

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 10:01am

Kinkiest thing? Uh...probably fooling aroung with my girlfriend while she wore a school uniform. The fact that we're both in High School kinda dulls that though.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2002-12-30 12:14pm

*shakes head* I live in a small, sheltered town full of baptists and mormons. Hell, my family's one of the few atheist ones in the area. I almost never get to hear about kinky acts by the guys close to me.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-30 12:33pm

jaeger115 wrote:*shakes head* I live in a small, sheltered town full of baptists and mormons. Hell, my family's one of the few atheist ones in the area. I almost never get to hear about kinky acts by the guys close to me.

Probably more like kinky act involving only the guys you know from the sound of it.

j/k

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-12-30 02:10pm

Having sex upside down.

Having my last GF pick me off the floor and take me while still holding me up in the air.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-30 02:31pm

jaeger115 wrote:*shakes head* I live in a small, sheltered town full of baptists and mormons. Hell, my family's one of the few atheist ones in the area. I almost never get to hear about kinky acts by the guys close to me.

You need to move to a big city. The concrete jungle, bright lights, the whole nine yards. There's a lot less of that repressive peer pressure in a big city.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-30 04:14pm

School Girls Uniform and Dairy Products.

Christ i miss my ex sometimes.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2002-12-30 05:10pm

jaeger115 wrote:*shakes head* I live in a small, sheltered town full of baptists and mormons. Hell, my family's one of the few atheist ones in the area. I almost never get to hear about kinky acts by the guys close to me.

Where is this?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-30 10:33pm

I just thought of something really wierd: Oversized sex toys. Six-foot dildos. Vibrators which could shake a house. Stuff like that.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-30 11:14pm

you know, somewhere, there is a market.

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-12-31 12:17am

Enforcer Talen wrote:you know, somewhere, there is a market.

God help us all.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-06 05:22am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:Had a couple of experiences that were close but not exactly a threesome. More like voyerism.

Once had sex in my bedroom while my dad was watching tv in the next room.

Something I've always wanted to try is fucking her, while Her family is watching the TV next door. A few friends of mine have doen it and they highly recommend it - only really works if the family don't know you two are fucking on a regular basis (Sean fucked one woman in the hallway outside the family living Room while they were watching cartoons.)

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-06 06:21am

Coyote wrote:Actually, it gets me to wonder about the different nationalities and other assorted varieties I've experienced...now that I am thinking about it...

Um, no specific numbers but Nationalities : German, French, French Canadian, Canadian, American, Thai, Chinese, Japanese, South African, Italian, Swiss, Spainish, Brazilian (i think, her English wasn't good and my Spainish was appalling), Korean, Oz, kiwi (infact I've fucked a New zealander in every country I've been to, except Oman and the Uk) and a woman from Iceland. I've probably forgotten someone or a nationality, but that should be them all.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-06 06:29am

Kinkiest thing? Try looking in www.PortalofEvil.com and search for "hentai". Some of the shit that comes up is bad enough to make RayCav puke!!!

That is bad. Very VERY VERY BAD!!!

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-01-06 10:59pm

I love sampling the International menu! Vive la Variety!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-06 11:00pm

Rob Wilson wrote: There's a bit more but it's just variations on a theme.

Holy crap! ~ David

I agree. Jesus H Christ, he's a MACHINE!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-06 11:03pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Kinkiest thing? Try looking in www.PortalofEvil.com and search for "hentai".

Heh. http://www.portalofevil.com/single.php?poeurlid=20154 It's us!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-07 12:52am

I once fucked my first gf while we were watching a film....with my parents....
Due to the arrangment of the furniture and the fact the lights were off they couldnt see anything.....my gf was something of a screamer so she nearly chewed through my sofa.
Just today, I had some fun with my current gf in the observation lounge of a ferry. Once again the joys of interior design meant no one could really see what was going on.....she was a lot quiter, but I think the teeth marks on my arm may take quite a while to fade.
Lets see....my first gf was majorly into S&M as well as bondage.....she kept getting me to tie her up and whip her....and then some.....
I think also, the occasion I was 'attacked' by a lesbian and her friend at a nightclub should go in here.....I was at the bar trying to order a drink while the pair of them sucked on my nipples....that was the most difficult JD and coke I've ever ordered....though they paid for it...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-07 03:34am

Getting to second & third during Silence of the Lambs going all the way after we had seen it 3 times.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-07 11:29am

i´ve never thought this was kinky but it seems to be considered kinky.
fucked my exgirlfriend while her parents and siblings were in the next room. we could hear them talking so i´m quite sure they could here us as well.

a better story was the following though.
we were at a baseball tournament and in the evening i had sex on a small piece of lawn next to a fairily well frequented street next to a phone cell. once in a while people from other teams would walk past and wish us a lot of fun.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-01-07 10:25pm

Well... I once sent a guy my panties which I had been wearing as he talked sexy to me and made them quite wet....

ok, so I have a very vivid imagination.

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