It will be if Rob ever meets him.XaLEv wrote:Ouch.Ted wrote: Me? You never said perfectly content and happy in those words. And I'm talking about in July, you might've broken up with him by then.
How old were you when you lost your cherry?
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Dalton?innerbrat wrote:It will be if Rob ever meets him.XaLEv wrote:Ouch.Ted wrote: Me? You never said perfectly content and happy in those words. And I'm talking about in July, you might've broken up with him by then.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean it to be in such a brutal way. It was just a statement of what could possibly happen in 7 months.innerbrat wrote:It will be if Rob ever meets him.XaLEv wrote:Ouch.Ted wrote: Me? You never said perfectly content and happy in those words. And I'm talking about in July, you might've broken up with him by then.
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Mutual oral sex. Think about how that would work, and look at the appearances of 6 and 9.Dark Primus wrote:21, still virgin, I guess I haven't met the right one yet.
And excuse my lack of knowledge when it comes to sex but what does 69 mean?
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My first time
I was 18, living in the halls of residence at the Uni. She was 18 aswell a very sexy little red head....this was less than a week (5 days to be exact) after my first kiss (mentioned in the other thread thats floating about).
We went to the cinema and saw some film....i cant remember what....and ended up playing "find the missing popcorn"....one thing led, as it usually does to another and we ended back at my flat fucking like a pair of hyperactive rabbits for several hours.....since then "Peaceful Easy Feeling" by the Eagles has always had a special place for me......it was playing on my CD player when we started....
Keevan.
We went to the cinema and saw some film....i cant remember what....and ended up playing "find the missing popcorn"....one thing led, as it usually does to another and we ended back at my flat fucking like a pair of hyperactive rabbits for several hours.....since then "Peaceful Easy Feeling" by the Eagles has always had a special place for me......it was playing on my CD player when we started....
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Ahh...I remember it well.
I was 17. It was Back to School Night, so the 'rents were out. This girl I'd been hooking up with for a while came over to shoot the shit, smoke out on my back patio. My sister tried to be cool and smoked, and ended up feeling sick. So we parked her on the living room couch, watching Star Trek (TOS), and we went up to my bedroom to continue a fooling-around session we'd begun that afternoon. One thing led to another, and, well...alright, it was two minutes, I had trouble finding the hole, and I couldn't have been that good because she never slept with me again, but by god, I felt like a man. Then I got her the fuck out of that house, because if my parents came home and found her there (they hated her) and found out from my sister we'd been in my bedroom with the door closed and the lights out, I was in deep shit.
I was 17. It was Back to School Night, so the 'rents were out. This girl I'd been hooking up with for a while came over to shoot the shit, smoke out on my back patio. My sister tried to be cool and smoked, and ended up feeling sick. So we parked her on the living room couch, watching Star Trek (TOS), and we went up to my bedroom to continue a fooling-around session we'd begun that afternoon. One thing led to another, and, well...alright, it was two minutes, I had trouble finding the hole, and I couldn't have been that good because she never slept with me again, but by god, I felt like a man. Then I got her the fuck out of that house, because if my parents came home and found her there (they hated her) and found out from my sister we'd been in my bedroom with the door closed and the lights out, I was in deep shit.
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Hmmm. I was 21. Refecting back on that experience is kind of funny. I met this crazy Italian woman at the bar. Went back to her place and getting all hot and heavy. Then, uh oh. No condoms! I remember running like a madman down the streets looking for a 7-11. The clerk must of thought I was a nut since I was babbling and sweating while clutching two packs of trojans. What a night.
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, or do you mean Dalton? And why would either of us hit Ted?innerbrat wrote:It will be if Rob ever meets him.XaLEv wrote:Ouch.Ted wrote: Me? You never said perfectly content and happy in those words. And I'm talking about in July, you might've broken up with him by then.
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Ah, note to self, apparently there are more than 2 Robs on the planet.Ro Jo-Mu wrote:No, she means me! And i'm not the violent type so thats ok
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I was 18. My girl at the time and I did it after what was, to my mind's eye, approximately three solid weeks of foreplay.
I imagine that's why I actually enjoyed my first time, but I remember that all I was thinking was, "Cool! I'm having SEX! I am the MAN!"
I imagine that's why I actually enjoyed my first time, but I remember that all I was thinking was, "Cool! I'm having SEX! I am the MAN!"
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Ooh A N00b!!!
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Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
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E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
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Still a virgin. And at my school everyone lost it in 7th or 8th grade. And all (well all 3 of) my firends have girls lined up to take them, and only one goes anywhere with them!
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