Best Movie Lines Ever

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-01-06 02:48pm

Okay, we have a thread for the worst.

But what are the best?

There are sooo many. This one line here seems to be pretty powerful with the prequels in almost in place.

"I am a Jedi. Like my father before me." -Luke Skywalker to Emperor Palpatine in Return of the Jedi.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-06 02:58pm

"For a time, I'd considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness... It's dismemberment!" Unicron to Galvatron, Transformers: The Movie

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-01-06 03:07pm

FATHER!!!!!!

-Robert the Bruce while running to kick the crap out of his plague-infested dad for handing William wallace over to the english.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-06 03:08pm

"But you don't understand, Osgood! I'm... Oh, I'm a man!
"Well, nobody's perfect"

Some Like it Hot
Best. Closing line. Ever.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-06 03:16pm

I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, General of the Northern Armies
Loyal Servent of the True Emperor
Father To a Murders Son, Husband to a Murdered Wife,
And i Will have my vengance, In this Life Or The Next

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-06 03:17pm

Not from a movie, but:

"Mercy is the mark of a great man"
-stab-
"Guess I'm just a good man."
-stab-
"Well, I'm OK"

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-06 03:24pm

Harder! - chasey lane

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-06 03:28pm

"Hail to the King Baby"

Ash, Army of Darkness

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-06 03:31pm

"Listen up, you primitive screwheads! This here's my BOOMSTICK!"

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-06 03:34pm

Banky: All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.

It's sexist as hell but it's damn funny.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-01-06 03:35pm

Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague. And we are... the cure.
-- Agent Smith, the matrix

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-06 03:39pm

Ok
Dr. Strangelove:
Yippee, YeeHaw!-Slim Pickens ridin the bomb
Mien Furher I can Walk!-Dr. Strangelove
Und Ve vill breed ze vemmin vith ze Men!-Dr. Strangelove

M.
Peter Lorre's Monolauge

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-06 03:58pm

Stupid! You're so stupid! --Kuni, "UHF"

"Hello. I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" --Inigo Montoya, "The Princess Bride"

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-06 03:59pm

"Sie gab mir den Key." - Mr. Deltoid in the german version of a clockwork orange.
one of the very few movies i´ve seen in which the translation doesnt suck.

"We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it having been an evening of small energy expenditure, O my brothers. So we got rid of the auto and stopped off at the old Korova for a nightcap."

Alex in a clockwork orange

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-06 04:01pm

"Ich bin geslimed" - Bill Murray from the German translation of Ghostbusters

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-06 04:07pm

Smile you son of a bitch-Roy Schieder, Jaws

Oh My God it's full of Spam-Dave Bowman upon entering AOL

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-06 04:10pm

"When somebody asks you if you are a god you say Yes!" -- Ernie Hudson's character in Ghostbusters.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-06 04:10pm

"For the glory of Zeon. For the success of Operation Stardust. SOLOMON, I HAVE RETURNED!" - Anavel Gato, Gundam 0083

"Now, witness the firepower of the FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL battle station!" - Emperor Palpatine, ROTJ

"To victory. Life or death." - Steiner Hardy, Gundam 0080

"The human race has become nothing more than parasites. I will rid the Earth of this infestation." -Char Aznable, Char's Counterattack

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-06 04:14pm

"You're best? Losers always whine about 'doing their best.' Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- John Mason, The Rock

"That's a cute story ... I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your site."
-Han Solo, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

LEGOLAS: Lembas bread! One bite in enough to fill a grown man's stomach!
MERRY: How many did you eat?
PIPPIN: Four.
-The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition

"I have seen shit that'll turn you white."
Winston Zedmore (a black character) to the Mayor of New York City (a white character), Ghostbusters

"But suppose we are right! Then you, Lenny, will have saved the lives ... of millions of registered voters."
-Venkeman, Ghostbusters

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-06 04:16pm

"You people wouldn't believe the things I've seen. I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I've watched C-Beams glitter in the night at Tanhauser Gate. All of these things will be gone when I'm gone Like Tears or rain. Time to Die.-Roy Batty

The line from M I mentioned earlier:
Hans Breckert: What do you know about it? Who are you anyway? Who are you? Criminals. Are you proud of yourselves? Proud of breaking safes or cheating at cards, things you can just as well keep your fingers off. You wouldn't need to do all that if you'd learn a proper trade. Or if you'd work but if you weren't a bunch of lazy bastards ... but I -- I can't help myself -- I have no control over this. This evil thing inside me, the fire, the voices, the torment! Its there all the time -- driving me to wander the streets, following me silently, but I can feel it there -- it's me, pursuing myself -- I want to escape, to escape from myself but it's impossible ... I can't escape, I have to obey it, I have to run endless streets -- I want to escape, to get away and I'm pursued by ghosts -- ghosts of mothers and of those children, they never leave me, they are there, always there, always, always except when I do it -- when I ... then I can't remember anything and afterwards I see those posters and read what I've done. Did I do that? But I can't remember anything about it, but who will believe me? Who knows what its like to be me? How I'm forced to act -- how I must-- must-- don't want to -- but must -- and then a voice screams -- I can't bear to hear it -- I can't go on, I can't go on ....

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2003-01-06 04:42pm

"Where am I?"

"In the Village"

"Whose side are you on?

"That would be telling"

"What do you want?"

"Information, information"

"You won't get it"

"By hook or by crook, we will"

"Who are you?"

"The new #2"

"Who is #1?"

"You are #6"

"I am not a number, I am a free man"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2003-01-06 05:02pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:"You people wouldn't believe the things I've seen. I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I've watched C-Beams glitter in the night at Tanhauser Gate. All of these things will be gone when I'm gone Like Tears or rain. Time to Die.-Roy Batty

Bear, I love that quote too, but I wanted to quote it verbatim:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Some others I've liked:

"I don't where we're going, but I don't want to be late." Tom Selleck (sp?) in Quigley Down Under

"We need a bigger boat." Jaws

and just about everything Rick Moranis says after he becomes the Keymaster in Ghostbusters. "yes, have some."

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-06 05:05pm

"Love me, fear me, do everything I say and I will be your slave!" The Goblin King, Labirynth

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again." Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs

"Wipe them out, all of them." Palpatine, TPM

So many movies, so many lines. I'll probably kick myself in a couple hours when remember some others.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-01-06 05:13pm

"I am your father."-Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-06 05:24pm

"Buy a dog."

-Bruce Willis in The Last Boyscout after his wife confesses to having an affair because she was lonely.

"Ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun."

-Written on first dead terrorist in Die Hard