what would you do for an online game?

phred · Post by **phred** » 2007-04-30 02:58am

I get into my series. I play alot of video games. Im a geek. But every once in a while I find something that makes me feel normal again.
I give you WOW PROSTITUTION!!!

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-04-30 03:04am

I hate to say this, but the easiest way to make money in WoW is to exploit nerds.

I applaud any nerd exploitation.

FSTargetDrone · Post by **FSTargetDrone** » 2007-04-30 03:10am

Even if this isn't bogus, which I suspect it may be, um, pass.

Decue · Post by **Decue** » 2007-04-30 03:31am

There is a followup

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2007-04-30 04:06am

I don't know about you, but given her response, I call "Burn" to most here. She got what she wanted and got laid in just under an hour...

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2007-04-30 04:15am

Haha, the Hidden Guild! Oh yes, it's very real and it's very easy money. She's gone about it all wrong though. You don't need to advertise. Play a female character and they'll come to you. If you're any good at it, you'll make a killing without even charging and word will spread all on its own. I don't care how cynical you are. You will not believe the depths of loneliness and desperation these players are at until you have one pay you a million gil just to strip down and stand there for five minutes. Nothing else, just stand there.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2007-04-30 09:08am

Off to G&C

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2007-04-30 09:25am

I hope whoever paid the 5k in gold knows he most likely cybered with a man.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2007-04-30 09:26am

Lord Pounder wrote:I hope whoever paid the 5k in gold knows he most likely cybered with a man.

Now, now...let's let the little 13 year old darlings have their fantasties. They need lovin' between their long work hours of farming ore and ganking lowbies.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2007-04-30 11:09am

What do you mean, 'cybered'?

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-04-30 11:13am

Lord Pounder wrote:I hope whoever paid the 5k in gold knows he most likely cybered with a man.

"Drug/disease free". This is worse -and more sad- than you thought.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-04-30 11:14am

The fact that this happened over Craigslist makes it even more sad and pathetic. . .

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2007-04-30 01:23pm

To paraphrase Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys:

Bubbles wrote:
What a horror show

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2007-04-30 04:33pm

Stark wrote:I hate to say this, but the easiest way to make money in WoW is to exploit nerds. I applaud any nerd exploitation.

I don't know man, he got shagged. Twice, apparently. How long does it take to collect 5,000 gold?

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2007-04-30 04:35pm

Bounty wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I hope whoever paid the 5k in gold knows he most likely cybered with a man.
"Drug/disease free". This is worse -and more sad- than you thought.

Oh dear god, it's IRL!?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2007-04-30 04:36pm

Depends if you actually farm it or just buy off the gold sellers, either way an expensive screw. A prossie would have been cheaper.

Ar-Adunakhor · Post by **Ar-Adunakhor** » 2007-04-30 04:43pm

Darth Raptor wrote:
Bounty wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I hope whoever paid the 5k in gold knows he most likely cybered with a man.
"Drug/disease free". This is worse -and more sad- than you thought.
Oh dear god, it's IRL!?

You are correct.

Darth Tanner · Post by **Darth Tanner** » 2007-04-30 05:20pm

according to linky

5000 gold costs $400 on the net

Isn't that a bit expensive for a prostitute? Although I suppose he got two go's so BOGOF would make it cheaper.

Epic mount though, worth every penny I'm sure.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2007-04-30 05:29pm

I'm no expert here on prossies, but tbh she was a lil rough looking and a hooker here in Belfast runs out at £50 for a half deacent woman who'll lett you do most things. Anal is extra as she'll not be able to stand for the rest of the night.

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2007-04-30 05:33pm

Darth Tanner wrote:according to linky

5000 gold costs $400 on the net

Isn't that a bit expensive for a prostitute? Although I suppose he got two go's so BOGOF would make it cheaper.

Epic mount though, worth every penny I'm sure.

400$ can also pay for quite a few dates, too.

I suppose it's a sign of our times. Instead of buying the girl dinner and a pair of earrings, you buy her an epic mount in WoW. A hundred years from now it'll be commonplace.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2007-04-30 05:39pm

PeZook wrote:
Darth Tanner wrote:according to linky

5000 gold costs $400 on the net

Isn't that a bit expensive for a prostitute? Although I suppose he got two go's so BOGOF would make it cheaper.

Epic mount though, worth every penny I'm sure.
400$ can also pay for quite a few dates, too.

I suppose it's a sign of our times. Instead of buying the girl dinner and a pair of earrings, you buy her an epic mount in WoW. A hundred years from now it'll be commonplace.

Damn i got an ex a few blues and all i got was a kiss on the cheek, and a kicking when she equiped thema nd dueled me.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2007-04-30 05:49pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Damn i got an ex a few blues and all i got was a kiss on the cheek, and a kicking when she equiped thema nd dueled me.

Damn, you should totally shell out for a Magic Sword +XYZ of Wossname instead.

Darth Raptor wrote:Haha, the Hidden Guild! Oh yes, it's very real and it's very easy money. She's gone about it all wrong though. You don't need to advertise. Play a female character and they'll come to you. If you're any good at it, you'll make a killing without even charging and word will spread all on its own. I don't care how cynical you are. You will not believe the depths of loneliness and desperation these players are at until you have one pay you a million gil just to strip down and stand there for five minutes. Nothing else, just stand there.

So wait ... there are patches that allow you to do more? Have I been missing something?

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2007-04-30 06:41pm

Lord Zentei wrote:So wait ... there are patches that allow you to do more? Have I been missing something?

Well, you usually have to actually cyber with them. I can't speak to WoW, but in FFXI there are custom DATs floating around that change the regular emotes into perverted ones. I can only assume he had the custom skins installed, and taking all my gear off made my character look naked to him. Either that, or he was literally getting off on the thought of a real "girl" being on the other end of the line. Maybe both. Sad for him, but it beats the shit out of farming or crafting.