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MKSheppard wrote:Why do you remind me all of a sudden of a whiny trektard complaining about Wong ripping your precious show to shreds?
Because on this site, comparing your enemy to trekkies scores you points.
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Yogi wrote:Because on this site, comparing your enemy to trekkies scores you points.
It's not that. :twisted:

"it isn't the technology! it's the characters and plot!"

(typical scream of trektards these days when faced with
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I'd almost hesitate recommending Escaflowne (the series, not the film*) to Shep since it does have mechs in it, but it is very good. But he might also be turned off by the shojo-anime aspects.

*Not that the film is bad. It's just that the TV series is so much better.
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t's not that. [icon_twisted.gif]

"it isn't the technology! it's the characters and plot!"

(typical scream of trektards these days when faced with
200GT TLs)
That may be true. But in the case of Anime, the characters and plot are not what makes it better than real life, but instead its what keeps it a cut above the utter tripe that is North American cartoons and (generally speaking) gives it a status comparable to shows and movies played by real people. Its one of the reasons why anime is so popular and has such a huge cult following, because the characters and themes are either very captivating and entertaining, or are very "realistic".

Of course there are many childish and completely unrealistic anime features out there, but even those sometimes have more substance than alot of American cartoons and they certainly aren't the majority of anime.
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MKSheppard wrote:It's not that. :twisted:

"it isn't the technology! it's the characters and plot!"

(typical scream of trektards these days when faced with 200GT TLs)
Notice, that we haven't been mentioning who can beat who in terms of Anime vs. whatever you like. Also notice that I didn't mension anything of the sort when I WAS debating with you (Sakura vs. Nazis, and please for the love of doG let that thread stay dead).

Anime is generally not meant to be realistic. The settings are there only for the purpose of telling the story, not the other way around. In addition, Anime plots tend to be rather . . . creative, something that Americian filmakers could learn from.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'd almost hesitate recommending Escaflowne (the series, not the film*) to Shep since it does have mechs in it, but it is very good. But he might also be turned off by the shojo-anime aspects.
It also has fantasy and Magic, so no good.
I wonder how Shep would react if tied down and forced to watch Shojo Anime. Better yet, Magical Girl anime. :twisted:

Sailor Moon: Moon Spiral Heart Attack!
Shep: *Gurgle* (That was the sound of him chewing his own tounge off)
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Hmmm.... me wonders why this thread is so active. Looks like I'm going to have to read all the pages now.
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Yogi wrote: I wonder how Shep would react if tied down and forced to watch Shojo Anime. Better yet, Magical Girl anime. :twisted:
I'd sleep through it and when you untied me, I'd knee you in the groin,
and put my foot through your TV, and then use the broken shards of
your Sailor Moon DVD to perform unnecessary surgery on you. :twisted:
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ArmorPierce wrote:Hmmm.... me wonders why this thread is so active. Looks like I'm going to have to read all the pages now.
You know, that's pretty much the standard thing to do before you even post in a thread in the first place. :wink:
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MKSheppard wrote:I'd sleep through it and when you untied me, I'd knee you in the groin, and put my foot through your TV, and then use the broken shards of your Sailor Moon DVD to perform unnecessary surgery on you. :twisted:
Nah, I'd never buy the DVD for Sailor Moon. I can't even be bothered to download the stuff (not that I download anything illegally at all). I only saw the Sailor Moon S movie, and that was bad enough (I don't beleive in bashing anything until I've at least seen it first).

What's more disturbing than Sailor Moon, are the guys who LIKE Sailor Moon and other similar shows. Hitoshi Doi for example, has much too much time on his hands. His site is a gold mine of information, especially on Sailor Moon, but, ERGH.
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Yeah, but I'm usually to lazy so I just read the first few posts on the first page and then the last page and maybe if you're really lucky, the page before the last; particularly if it doesn't seem to interesting. I've now read all the pages and still don't understand why it's so popular. I don't understand what the hell most of you are talking about.
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Yogi wrote: What's more disturbing than Sailor Moon, are the guys who LIKE Sailor Moon and other similar shows.
*cough* Phong *cough*

He brought the Sailor Scouts into the STGOD... :evil:
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MKSheppard wrote:
Yogi wrote: What's more disturbing than Sailor Moon, are the guys who LIKE Sailor Moon and other similar shows.
*cough* Phong *cough*

He brought the Sailor Scouts into the STGOD... :evil:
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What's more disturbing than Sailor Moon, are the guys who LIKE Sailor Moon.
The show itself is stupid and boring as hell, but I like the girls in it on a purely sexual basis. :twisted:
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MKSheppard wrote:
Yogi wrote: What's more disturbing than Sailor Moon, are the guys who LIKE Sailor Moon and other similar shows.
*cough* Phong *cough*

He brought the Sailor Scouts into the STGOD... :evil:
Techncially Sailor Senshi, but I'm being an annoying nitpicker :P

(And yes, I brought them in and they were hardly active except a couple of characters).
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Hey, Sailor Moon isn't that bad...
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Hey, Sailor Moon isn't that bad...
Yep, there's "Omajo Doremi".
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Hey, Sailor Moon isn't that bad...
Well, the plotline isn't too hot, the animation forgettable - but the character growth in it (excepting Sailor Moon SuperS, blegh) makes it actually worth watching.
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I would rather be stabbed in the icepick with a groin than watch Sailor Moon.
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I would rather be stabbed in the icepick with a groin than watch Sailor Moon.
I was unaware humans had an Icepick for a body part let alone know that I could stab someone with my groin :P

Actually come to think of it. That Sailor Moon S movie with the Ice Queen was sorta good and entertaining. But everything else I have seen of Sailor Moon turns me off from it except for the cuteness and sex appeal of the chicks. :)


Oh yeah and back on topic. Shep, do yourself a favor and watch Jin Roh if you can get your hands on it. It should definately show you the true potential of what anime is capable of. Particularily if you prefer realistic artwork and storyline
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As I said....way back...go get yourself Jin-Roh or better yet Lone Wolf and Cub...you'll get a kick out of either.

Nothing cute or lovable in either :)
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He doesn't like Mecha...heck I wouldn't recommend Patlabor.
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