New title for Ted?
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New title for Ted?
I was thinking "Horny Teen"
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
Yes, yes, definitely something along those lines, but I think we can be a bit more creative...
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I was thinking stalker but that's a little harsh despite the fact that he's been following me around in hopes of getting swimsuit pics.
In any case the title has to have something about his picture obsession and how he follows all the chicks on the board around. I'll try to think of something...
In any case the title has to have something about his picture obsession and how he follows all the chicks on the board around. I'll try to think of something...
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Yeah, Ted needs a good title to describe him. He was just about enough posts for a custom title anyways
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
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Ted does seem to think with his unit. I mean, you know, more than the rest of us guys do.
I imagine that if the women of the board actually have a case to bring against Ted, that it would be best for Mike to at least reprimand the little Peter Puller. I should think that the female members of the board shouldn't have to get asked to post wanking material of themselves.
I imagine that if the women of the board actually have a case to bring against Ted, that it would be best for Mike to at least reprimand the little Peter Puller. I should think that the female members of the board shouldn't have to get asked to post wanking material of themselves.
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That's what I mean. It's one thing to ask what someone looks like and another to blatantly hound them in hopes of getting something to jack off to. I honestly think Ted's actions run towards harassment.Lagmonster wrote:Ted does seem to think with his unit. I mean, you know, more than the rest of us guys do.
I imagine that if the women of the board actually have a case to bring against Ted, that it would be best for Mike to at least reprimand the little Peter Puller. I should think that the female members of the board shouldn't have to get asked to post wanking material of themselves.
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Ummm....Lagmonster wrote:Ted does seem to think with his unit. I mean, you know, more than the rest of us guys do.
I imagine that if the women of the board actually have a case to bring against Ted, that it would be best for Mike to at least reprimand the little Peter Puller. I should think that the female members of the board shouldn't have to get asked to post wanking material of themselves.
Have any female members actually been complaining about him? Hands up Kelly, Zaia, Jmac, if you're seriously offended by him?
Ted's mostly harmless... he certianly doesn't take himslef serioiusly, and neither, I thought, did any of us girls....
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I won't presume to speak for the ladies of Stardestroyer.net although not all seem to share your attitude toward Ted.innerbrat wrote:Ummm....
Have any female members actually been complaining about him? Hands up Kelly, Zaia, Jmac, if you're seriously offended by him?
Ted's mostly harmless... he certianly doesn't take himslef serioiusly, and neither, I thought, did any of us girls....
I'm as ticked about his little pervish antics as anyone. He's been a desperate little horndog for a long time and some of the stuff he does gets on my nerves. He just can't help and it's irriatating to have to see him so desperate for anything he can beat off to.
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