OMG I want this :D

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2003-01-05 11:38pm

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0103/ut2k3mod.html

Damn, those christians have all the fun......

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-01-05 11:40pm

I don't know how to feel about this!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-05 11:44pm

Do I get to frag Biblical figures?

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-01-05 11:46pm

This is...confusing. While I generally don't like to generalize (pun intended), here we have fundies 'n' such whining about violence in video games, and they also proclaim Jesus to be a pacifist and do-gooder, yet here they are celebrating a mod for UT... whatever.

EDIT: Wait I can't tell... is this a joke or something? Damnit... fundie sites and fundie-mocking sites look so similar.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-05 11:48pm

In case you havn't figured it out, this site is a parody...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-01-06 12:22am

Did I misread the article, or did that mother have to pay her church $200 because her son missed sunday school?

Hah, love that screen of the skins. Jesus has an afro.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-06 12:37am

The Landover Baptists are a well-known parody site.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-06 12:44am

"Bible Blood Bath Map Pack!" ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-06 12:54am

Exonerate wrote:In case you havn't figured it out, this site is a parody...

Is that one real?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-01-06 01:31am

Darth Wong wrote:"Bible Blood Bath Map Pack!" ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I want my Philistine skin...

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-06 12:31pm

I wanna frag some hethens!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-06 12:43pm

Jumping Jehova on a mechanical bucking bronco!

GO JESUS, GO!

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-06 12:58pm

Oh man, this link is just a veritable powder keg:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/abortion.html

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-06 07:43pm

This reminds me of a time on The Simpsons there Rodd and Todd were playing "Billy Graham's Bible Blaster".

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-06 08:53pm

"Watch out!"
"I got him!"
"No, you winged him and made him a Unitarian!"

Incidentally, there is a game exactly like that, called 'Catechesm' or something.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-06 09:01pm

I would not be at all surprised.
Besides, there is a link to the LOB site on the link page of the CvS part of SD.net!

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-06 09:06pm

HemlockGrey wrote: Incidentally, there is a game exactly like that, called 'Catechesm' or something.

Sorta like how some tried to jump on the CCG bandwagon by releasing a card game called "Redemption." Crappy game, two friends and I bought some packs because it had a cool logo of a flaming sword (before we found out the game mechanics were horrible).

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-06 09:07pm

"And on the Third Round the LORD rose from the dead..."
"FUCKING HAX0R!"