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Durandal wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Hmm, she's on the rebound maybe I should hook you up....
Who?
Jokingly,

My soon to be devoriced sister.
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Durandal wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:damn. all I go for is goth feline chicks.
I hope you don't own cats.
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Straha wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Straha wrote:Pussy Hair all the way!
Blechh! You must dig "Scary Movie" then!
Never Saw it
Dude yanks off girlfriend's panties, is assaulted by bush of ridiculous magnitude. Hilarious flick, one of two movies to get a Capalert rating of zero. :D
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Alex Moon wrote:
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Alex Moon wrote:Um, a pretty girl in flannel pjs. With her hair up an a bun or braid and her feet in thick socks. Basically she's really warm and comfy, and looks like she could snuggle up next to you all night.

Or at least until you start peeling off her jammies very slowly... :) :D :twisted:
Hey, why can't my bloke think like that?

All I can say, is, you'd love me! (can't have me tho nuhnuhnuhnuhnuh!)
Oh well. I guess I'll just have to silently hate your bf for being such a lucky bastard, and hope he at least realizes how lucky he is. :wink:
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HemlockGrey wrote:Backing away...
you have a dirty mind.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Durandal wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Hmm, she's on the rebound maybe I should hook you up....
Who?
Jokingly,

My soon to be devoriced sister.
Ah ... OK. :)
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Turtlenecks on girls. And long black hair.

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I have this thing for swimmer chicks. There's something about those nice firm curvy bodies that gets me going. They're so warm and huggable too.
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Okay, I'm going to go through all of them, so bear with me...

First of all: Older women. Ranging up to about 40.

Plain patterned and basic light-coloured panties and bras. Like white, pink, blue, etc... I find fancy underwear to be a turn-off and a little scary.

Breasts that are C cup size and smaller.

Short hair, generally black, red, or dyed.

Women with a lithe body frame (small and nimble, like a dancer or gymnist) are quite interesting.

Unshaved legs and underarms are quite arousing to me. I don't know why.

I think that dresses are neat (particularly full-length), and women wearing things like men's suits.

And women that are a bit agressive and take initiative.

That's about all I can think of right now.
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Good looking goth chicks
Red hair, both natural and dyed
Well shaped medium-small breasts
A little bit plump, but not too much
Noserings

This is a good example of the above. Warning, nudity!
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Bondage, either me tied up or photos of other guys.

Guy's hairy armpits. Don't ask me why, I couldn't tell you.

Raunchy butt sex. Especially that first sensation of being penetrated.

Sucking cock.

Gladiator movies. :D

Men's gymnastics.

Being dominated sexually. Outside the bedroom, however, I'm the boss.

Shirtless guys in Levi's 501's.

Shirtless guys. :D

Jerking off thinking about all the above.
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To be honest, the thought of a tad bit of blood being spilled during sex is intriguing to me. You know, if you tell her to "make sure you know" when she cums ...

On a completely unrelated note, I like biters.
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Tall women turn me on, as does the thought of waking them up in the morning with an orgasm.

Hell, just the thought of pleasuring a woman excites me.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

I have to wonder what would be made of me earlier in the thread as I'm a scottish 'vampire' with long hair.....

As for me, red hair really gets me going as do short women.
I really enjoy bondage and S&M and a little bit of blood letting, either mine or hers. I believe whats good for the goose is good for the gander.
A women with fangs is an incredible turn on to me, as is one that shaved.
I prefer medium/small breasts to overly large ones.
As far as outfits go, it depends on the person, what one person looks amazing in another frankly doesnt.
Though I've not yet met a girl that didnt look great in just my cloak.
I do also really like "goth" chicks and piercings.
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A nice smile, nothing else matters.
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I have another thing that gets me hot.

Suspense movies, Film Noir, Hitchcock, Silence of the Lambs, Basic Instinct. Not horror, but when you can cut the tension with a knife, just gets me going.

Did I mention that my first time involved Silence of the Lambs?[/u]
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I keep it simple: she wears nothing but white socks...

And then they come off.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Did I mention that my first time involved Silence of the Lambs?
That's creepy. Really, Really creepy.
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Goths and fat chicks. Fat goth chicks are even better...
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Stormbringer wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Did I mention that my first time involved Silence of the Lambs?
That's creepy. Really, Really creepy.
I bonked a girl during Alien Resurrection.....
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IG-88E wrote:
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Did I mention that my first time involved Silence of the Lambs?
That's creepy. Really, Really creepy.
I bonked a girl during Alien Resurrection.....
Still not as creepy as fucking to Silence of the Lambs.
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Stormbringer wrote: Still not as creepy as fucking to Silence of the Lambs.
What about fucking to Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Where would that fall on the creepiness scale?
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XaLEv wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: Still not as creepy as fucking to Silence of the Lambs.
What about fucking to Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Where would that fall on the creepiness scale?
that´s something from the 80s, right? if i´m correct it pretty much tops the list.
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XaLEv wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: Still not as creepy as fucking to Silence of the Lambs.
What about fucking to Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Where would that fall on the creepiness scale?
That's fall under the creepier than I ever wanted to know about end.
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