Annual Strip Tease at Danish Highschool

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2007-05-03 12:33am

Link

And they say AMERICANS are obsessed with sex!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2007-05-03 12:34am

No, no, you have it wrong. The Danish have a HEALTHY obsession with sex.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2007-05-03 12:41am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:Link

And they say AMERICANS are obsessed with sex!

Americans are obsessed with doing everything in their power to pretend that sex doesn't exist (I'm using a slight hyperbole to make a point here, before anyone calls me on this).

Danes don't give a shit, as is pointed out in the article. Even though the video allegedly got on Youtube, the teachers and administration refuse to raise a fuss over what I'm assuming is an event involving only people legally capable of giving proper consent.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2007-05-03 01:33am

I am deadly serious when I say: this is absolutely the way god intended high school to be.

Quoted for truth.

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2007-05-03 01:55am

Where was this when I was in high school? The closest thing I had to this in school was a girl with huge knockers who tormented me with them constantly. One time she flashed me and made me drop my books in the mud. Shit.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-05-03 02:11am

You guys just went to suck highschools, or missed out.

The Dutch clearly take their life skills program seriously: young mothers have to make a living somehow.

Academia Nut · Post by **Academia Nut** » 2007-05-03 02:32am

While the Dutch do have quite liberal opinions on human sexuality Stark, you will note that this story takes place a little to the north and east, what with the school being full of Danes. Who are in Denmark. Not the Netherlands.

And yeah, my high school years suddenly seem all the dimmer. Ah well, no use complaining about it. Just have to get a job teaching in Denmark.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-05-03 03:02am

I *always* get the Dutch and Denmark mixed up. I fail country differentiation.

Lord Sander · Post by **Lord Sander** » 2007-05-03 03:26am

I wish we were as cool as the Danes. I'm in the wrong bloody liberal European country..
Never thought I'd say that.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-05-03 03:28am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:Link

And they say AMERICANS are obsessed with sex!

I think you misunderstand. Americans are obsessed with sex the way a stalker is obsessed with his victim. The Danes are obsessed with sex the way a hungry man is obsessed with hamburgers. There's a difference.

Norseman · Post by **Norseman** » 2007-05-03 07:22am

Let me put it this way... when way back some Norwegian Parliamentarians were caught taking prostitutes into the Storting, and paying them partly with official funds (my memory there is a bit hazy) there was a big scandal...

Since they had misused official funds and a public building!

If a group of congressmen were busted smuggling prostitutes into their offices in the Congress, and using gov't money to pay, do you think anyone would care about the misuse of public funds?

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-05-03 07:36am

The Metro article says the teacher gave rewarsd to best performanes, which is a bit worrying...although table seats could be a gag prize.

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2007-05-03 08:02am

Stark wrote:I *always* get the Dutch and Denmark mixed up. I fail country differentiation.

Kinda like I used to mix Austria and Australia up?

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2007-05-03 09:47am

I'm going to go ahead and say *ouch* on behalf of my countrymen.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-05-03 09:51am

Glocksman wrote:
Stark wrote:I *always* get the Dutch and Denmark mixed up. I fail country differentiation.
Kinda like I used to mix Austria and Australia up?

Nah uh! It's all the Denmarkian Danish Dutch Holland Netherlands stuff! Clearly the solution is mass European renaming.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2007-05-03 11:30am

Bounty wrote:The Metro article says the teacher gave rewarsd to best performanes, which is a bit worrying...although table seats could be a gag prize.

From what I understood, the contest occurs at the end of the year, and the prize is first choice of the cafeteria tables being left by graduating seniors.

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2007-05-03 11:34am

Whoawhoawhoawhoa, wait.... are the strippers students from the school?

I really have to see if there's any opportunities to study in Denmark in the next year or so...

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2007-05-03 11:42am

As much as I am for teenage breasts, I cannot say I enjoy the girls gone wild herd mentality that so many teenagers get the second that something like this starts going on. If women want to be respected as something more than sexual objects, then they shouldn't act like it.

Big Orange · Post by **Big Orange** » 2007-05-03 11:47am

Darth Wong wrote: And they say AMERICANS are obsessed with sex!

I think you misunderstand. Americans are obsessed with sex the way a stalker is obsessed with his victim. The Danes are obsessed with sex the way a hungry man is obsessed with hamburgers. There's a difference.[/quote]

You mean the Americans are pathalogical about sex and the Danes are self-indulgent about it?

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-05-03 12:20pm

The Dark wrote:
Bounty wrote:The Metro article says the teacher gave rewarsd to best performanes, which is a bit worrying...although table seats could be a gag prize.
From what I understood, the contest occurs at the end of the year, and the prize is first choice of the cafeteria tables being left by graduating seniors.

In that case, I can't endorse it in good conscience. Even if entry is completely voluntary, it puts girls who don't want to participate at a disadvantage, no matter how trivial. That is not, by any stretch, a lesson a decent teacher should be teaching.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-05-03 12:25pm

Teachers have refused to stop an annual striptease by pupils despite a video of an onstage lesbian love romp ending up on YouTube.

I must see this video. Pics or it didn't happen!

Siege · Post by **Siege** » 2007-05-03 12:33pm

Stark wrote:Clearly the solution is mass European renaming.

Hey, I'd be all for that. We ought to demote the Queen to stadtholder and go right back to calling ourselves the Republic of the Seven United Netherlands... Maybe that'd make our politicians cool again!

On topic: best highschool ever! Hollywood should be making movies about Danish rather than boring American cliche'd highschools!

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2007-05-03 12:47pm

We ought to demote the Queen to stadtholder and go right back to calling ourselves the Republic of the Seven United Netherlands... Maybe that'd make our politicians cool again!

"Today, a task force lead by the VOC Batavia II unexpectedly retook New Amsterdam from the United States of America..."

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2007-05-03 01:10pm

Denmark again eh? Allah will not be pleased

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2007-05-03 01:34pm

wautd wrote:Denmark again eh? Allah will not be pleased

The only way this would be more amusing is if it were Sweden. Then we could watch Pat Robertson's head explode.

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