McSlaves

mantakai · Post by **mantakai** » 2003-01-05 07:02pm

i like many young people am a McSlave

i just thought it would be interesting to see how many other people who frequent this site are also McSlaves

Also, from anyone who is a McSlave, some disgusting things that we can mention to turn everyone off MacDonalds in the future

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-01-05 07:05pm

I'm not a McSlave, but these days almost any service industry job qualifies as a "Mc--" slavery. Workers these days get the short end of the stick, I think. The only thing better about being a prisoner in a Dilbert Cubicle is the higher pay...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-05 07:14pm

I have never worked for a fast food joint, but my friend worked for Kentucky Fried Chicken and he shared a whole bunch of horror stories with me.

For starters, hygene is non-existent, you can get hair, snot, and god knows what else all over the food. The employees had food fights with the raw chicken and the chicken would get picked up off the floor and dumped in the fryer without a second thought. One cook spit in a chicken sandwitch because the customer came in near closing time and he had to start up the grill after he'd shut it down and cleaned it. The place was infested with roaches and rodents and they once tried to catch a rat to fry it. But the worst thing by far was the nutjob that was caught fucking a chicken. The mental case had his dick stuck in the chicken and was pumping the damn thing when my buddy walked in on him. The moral of this story? Don't go to KFC!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-05 07:53pm

I don't have a job yet, but when I do get one(probly this summer) I'm going to try and work a Subway.

Simple, the person is right there telling you what to put on it, no someone getting pissed off at you because there order was 5 minutes long, and impossible to remember. Plus no deep fryer to clean(which I heard was the worst thing to clean at a fast food joint.

My idiot friend thinks I'm stupid for that reasoning because they have to put the cheese on the little paper for when thier making a sub, but they only do that when they have some free time, when there's a crowd they just peal it off the block.

Ro Jo-Mu · Post by **Ro Jo-Mu** » 2003-01-05 07:57pm

I used to work in a high profile restaurant (that shall remain unnamed but was backed by some big HOLLYWOOD stars who thought they were from a different PLANET, and used to donate thier stuff to the place) and some of the things i saw happen there were unbelievable! You see shows like "Worlds Worst Chefs, Caught On Camera" and you think this cant be real, but it is!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-05 08:17pm

aerius wrote:I have never worked for a fast food joint, but my friend worked for Kentucky Fried Chicken and he shared a whole bunch of horror stories with me.

For starters, hygene is non-existent, you can get hair, snot, and god knows what else all over the food. The employees had food fights with the raw chicken and the chicken would get picked up off the floor and dumped in the fryer without a second thought. One cook spit in a chicken sandwitch because the customer came in near closing time and he had to start up the grill after he'd shut it down and cleaned it. The place was infested with roaches and rodents and they once tried to catch a rat to fry it. But the worst thing by far was the nutjob that was caught fucking a chicken. The mental case had his dick stuck in the chicken and was pumping the damn thing when my buddy walked in on him. The moral of this story? Don't go to KFC!

I am never going to KFC again... What kind of idiot fucks a chicken while at work?!? If he's going to do that, he could at least wait until the store closed down.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-05 08:37pm

Exonerate wrote:
aerius wrote:I have never worked for a fast food joint, but my friend worked for Kentucky Fried Chicken and he shared a whole bunch of horror stories with me.

For starters, hygene is non-existent, you can get hair, snot, and god knows what else all over the food. The employees had food fights with the raw chicken and the chicken would get picked up off the floor and dumped in the fryer without a second thought. One cook spit in a chicken sandwitch because the customer came in near closing time and he had to start up the grill after he'd shut it down and cleaned it. The place was infested with roaches and rodents and they once tried to catch a rat to fry it. But the worst thing by far was the nutjob that was caught fucking a chicken. The mental case had his dick stuck in the chicken and was pumping the damn thing when my buddy walked in on him. The moral of this story? Don't go to KFC!
I am never going to KFC again... What kind of idiot fucks a chicken while at work?!? If he's going to do that, he could at least wait until the store closed down.

North Hobart KFC - the staff on quiet days often had "chicken soccer" tournaments out the back.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-05 09:00pm

I heard a story from a friend about what happened when his parents were dating and they entered a fast-food joint. His dad ordered hamburgers, and they arrived some time later. He bit into his, and tasted some hair in the meat patty. Enraged, he went to the counter and ordered another two. They came. He bit in his again, and found another string of hair. This time he bypassed the counter to complain to the chef. He entered the back and was horrified at what he saw.

The chef was taking raw beef patties from the conveyor belt and putting them in his armpit to flatten them before they were cooked.

Both people quickly left the joint and never came back.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-05 09:01pm

I'm still going to KFC...

Anyway, my sister works at Subway, and it appears to be a very clean working environment. The hard part to wrapping those sub sandwichwes.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-05 09:19pm

Anyone fucking with other people's food (apparantly, literally!) should lose their jobs. All of the witnesses to these events should have reported them and closed the fuckers down.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-05 09:53pm

I head a statistic somewhere that one in ten Americans have been an Unholy McMinion sometime in their lives.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-01-05 10:54pm

I worked for Del Taco back in the 80's. Those were some great times. And I still have pictures of the guacamole fights, beans on toilet seats, 3am beer parties, pyromaniacs, etc!

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2003-01-05 10:58pm

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Anyone fucking with other people's food (apparantly, literally!) should lose their jobs. All of the witnesses to these events should have reported them and closed the fuckers down.

Not to mention a solid beating about the head and shoulders with a frozen chicken. Or hell, getting the guy's picture posted in the paper:

"Chicken fucker"

It's South Park, only he's a necropheliac chicken fucker.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-01-05 11:57pm

This is why I like eating at fast-food places that have an easily-visible kitchen.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-01-06 12:57am

I worked at Pioneer Chicken from 87-88. I dont think they are in business anymore. I started my Coca-cola habit there because drinks were free.

Just about every story Ive heard about rats, spit, pee, etc is phony. Its always a friend of mine, a guy who used to work there, the stories never come first hand.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-01-06 01:26am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:I worked at Pioneer Chicken from 87-88. I dont think they are in business anymore. I started my Coca-cola habit there because drinks were free.

Just about every story Ive heard about rats, spit, pee, etc is phony. Its always a friend of mine, a guy who used to work there, the stories never come first hand.

Umm, I have seen first hand accounts of this stuff in action a while back.
Because of this, I tend to be a little more picky about where I eat...

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-06 03:41am

I did know one dude who worked at McDonalds and afterwards absolutely refused to eat there ever again. Considering this was a guy who'd think nothing about taking a bite out of a hamburger that he'd left sitting on his coffee table for three days, that spoke volumes. I don't eat there anymore either, but it's more because Burger King is better and McDonalds always gives me indigestion anyway.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-01-06 03:47am

I'll second the choice of BK. There is only one McyDee's that I will eat at as of this time, and only because I can see *all* of the food prep area.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-06 11:15am

I used to work at Taco Bell '87-'88. Back then we cooked raw beans and meat actually on the premices. A few years later they had switched to a bunch of prepachaged stuff that was only reheated on site.

I used to deep fry the chips and any kind of crunchy shell. I don't think they do much of that any more either.

I don't recall ever seeing any kind of nasty revolting things going on but then the main food line is right near the front where everyone can see. The grills are visable too. Besides that, the managers really keep an eye on you to make sure that you aren't putting too much into the taco/burrito ectc...I always overloaded them which is why I either worked the register or cooked stuff.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-06 11:42am

aerius wrote:I have never worked for a fast food joint, but my friend worked for Kentucky Fried Chicken and he shared a whole bunch of horror stories with me.

For starters, hygene is non-existent, you can get hair, snot, and god knows what else all over the food. The employees had food fights with the raw chicken and the chicken would get picked up off the floor and dumped in the fryer without a second thought. One cook spit in a chicken sandwitch because the customer came in near closing time and he had to start up the grill after he'd shut it down and cleaned it. The place was infested with roaches and rodents and they once tried to catch a rat to fry it. But the worst thing by far was the nutjob that was caught fucking a chicken. The mental case had his dick stuck in the chicken and was pumping the damn thing when my buddy walked in on him. The moral of this story? Don't go to KFC!

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-01-07 01:51am

Hell, someone said on the Something Awful forums that in one KFC, they had filled a condom with gravy and were whipping it around when it slipped loose and got into the gravy... whoever ate there that day had the Condom Surprise in their gravy.