Awful Star Trek vs. Star Wars fanfiction

IDMR · Post by **IDMR** » 2002-08-04 01:07am

You think Portal was bad? For some truly awful ST vs. SW fanfic, visit the following page:

http://www.fanfix.com/pages/cross.htm

Bwahahahaha!

Kazuaki Shimazaki · Post by **Kazuaki Shimazaki** » 2002-08-04 02:17am

I've seen FanFix.com products. I don't wanna look... Sadly, I saw FanFix products FIRST, and it took a lot of quality ASVS FanFic before I regained any confidence in FanFiction

Subnormal · Post by **Subnormal** » 2002-08-04 02:53am

Wow I just read a good one. http://www.fanfix.com/stories/cross/ashes.txt

It appears to be written by someone with some knowledge it is a short sweet destruction of Federation space.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-04 08:57am

I'm a stinky poo head, and I have no idea of what powers I play with.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-08-05 04:34am

Heh. Check out Battle Royale. What a steaming pile of felched donkey turd that is. The author has the Defiant and the Pheonix take out 4 Star Destroyers and thousands of fighters. Two hits from the Defiant's pulse phasers are supposedly enough to down the shields on an Imperial ship.

It is to laugh.

If you want to see some REALLY crappy fanfics, go here: http://go.to/godawful

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-08-05 01:21pm

Considering how much time and effort goes into writing something, I am shocked that anyone would devote that time and effort to produce steaming piles of shit like some of the fanfics here. In my research on how to write fanfics I have definately stepped in some real dogshit stories and it is my policy not to do so again....I'm still paying my therapy bills because of Portal

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-05 02:42pm

Who says they're putting time and effort into it?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-08-05 04:15pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Who says they're putting time and effort into it?

You have a point....but I can just see one of these nerds just hunched over his keyboard typing away and giggling to himself. "That's cool...huhuhuh."

David · Post by **David** » 2002-08-05 05:16pm

I don't have any power outside of the forums I moderate huh?Mr.Bean see your last post.

Hahaha, I have powers too.

GRAND ADMIRAL THRAWN

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-08-05 05:57pm

Found one fanfic that i really liked

Luke Vader

http://www.fanfix.com/stories/rebel/servant.txt

Summary: Six-year-old Luke Skywalker is kidnapped, enslaved, and
sold to... Darth Vader. From this moment, his life will never be
the same and will eventually surpass his wildest dreams when he
finally earns the right to claim his Sith identity after years of
secret services to the Emperor.

Off to read the next chapter

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-05 06:24pm

No Test Moderatorship David?
Or Annocments I can post there!

Sothis · Post by **Sothis** » 2002-08-05 06:30pm

I only looked at the titles, and was scared to actually read any of the fics themselves.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-05 08:10pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Who says they're putting time and effort into it?

A considerable amount of time is necessary for any writing piece--much longer than most people would think. Effort, on the other hand....

Sadly optional for some of these pieces. I've seen Fourth Grade proficiency writing examinations with more quality than many of these.

Portal is worse than most of the ones, even here, though.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-08-06 04:57am

A considerable amount of time is necessary for any writing piece

I dunno. Most of these stories seem to be on the order of two or three pages. I can do that in less than an hour (when I'm REALLY in the mood), and that's when writing a GOOD story. Most fanfics seem to be "enterpris fird too torpeedos the stardest royr shield fell then the nex ttorpedo bluw up the bridge thes tardestroye exploblew up good job picard said now deanna lets have sex"

Sorry. I can take a shit on a piece of paper and wind up with a better tale than a lot of the crappy fanfics out there.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-08-06 09:20am

Actually, it doesn't come as a shock to me...... on the other hand, I've heard grisly stories of erotic Thundercats fanfics......

EROTIC!.....

(shot of a Starfleet officer writhing in disgust)

.... THUNDERCATS!.....

(slideshot of a Klingon officer writhing in disgust)

..... FANFICS!....

(shot of two Sith Lords writhing in disgust)

No, I haven't read an erotic Thundercat fanfic, but I've heard about one....

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-06 04:23pm

I'm sure many of these "ST beats SW" fanfics are written by the same 10 people.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-07 12:38am

I'd gladly read Portal than this.

http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/hp/

Erotic. Homosexual. Harry Potter. Fan. Fiction.

Thats right folks, there is no god.[/u]

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-08-07 12:48am

anarchistbunny wrote:I'd gladly read Portal than this.

http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/hp/

Erotic. Homosexual. Harry Potter. Fan. Fiction.

Thats right folks, there is no god.[/u]

I...have lost...the will...to...live

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-07 12:49am

OH Yeah, and I don' care if this is a awful SW vs ST thread, that had to be posted.

IDMR · Post by **IDMR** » 2002-08-09 10:13pm

SPOOFE wrote:Heh. Check out Battle Royale. What a steaming pile of felched donkey turd that is. The author has the Defiant and the Pheonix take out 4 Star Destroyers and thousands of fighters. Two hits from the Defiant's pulse phasers are supposedly enough to down the shields on an Imperial ship.

It is to laugh.

If you want to see some REALLY crappy fanfics, go here: http://go.to/godawful

Godawful. Where would we be without you? Really though, Godawful is for more generic awfullness rather than such specific crimes to reason...

Crossover_Maniac · Post by **Crossover_Maniac** » 2002-08-10 11:04pm

anarchistbunny wrote:I'd gladly read Portal than this.

http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/hp/

Erotic. Homosexual. Harry Potter. Fan. Fiction.

Thats right folks, there is no god.[/u]

I've seen worse, how about 10 year old lesbian fan fiction

Crossover_Maniac · Post by **Crossover_Maniac** » 2002-08-10 11:06pm

And if you're brave enough to read even one story, avoid the stories with an !H! beside it (hentai=sexual content). I learned what it meant the hard way.

Crossover_Maniac · Post by **Crossover_Maniac** » 2002-08-10 11:16pm

I think I managed to top the list of disgusting crap people put on the net with the Harry Potter Slash RPG.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-08-11 02:55am

Crossover_Maniac wrote:I've seen worse, how about 10 year old lesbian fan fiction

It's manga. Would you expect Japanese pop culture not to jam-packed with weirdness???

Andras · Post by **Andras** » 2002-08-13 09:17am

Ok, a little late, but here are some of my favorite storys from Fanfix

Rebellion pages
Phlutdroid
Luke Vader(3 storys)
Jedi my Weequay butt!

Empire pages
Emperor's Elite
Runaway

Between the Trilogys
Freedom Adventures

Xovers
Archeology in Hyperspace
Travelling Conflict
As long as we're together ( mushy)
XDS
XJedi,XJediII

There is one more that I can't find, it has Luke captured, and Mara is assigned to turn him, they both escape, but get recaptured then Leia and Han go looking for Luke on Corucant.