I just received another letter from Dildo. You know, the guy who's gmail account
I'm spamming?
"Now, I'll let "Last Bastion" do the talking."
Thanks for letting it talk! Here's what it says ^_^
5 day stats:
Last Bastion on BCfiles:
Highest number of downloads: 535 (assuming 2 more downloads after this email is complete)
Highest Number of votes: 9 (Part IV, rated 3.1)
Highest Average rating: 6.4 (Part I, number of votes 9)
Highest number of positive comments: 20 (Part 4 - counting your own comments)
Episode II on BCfiles:
Number of downloads: 1000+
Number of votes: 32
Average ratinge: 9.9
Number of positive comments: 35 (Not counting my own)
Thanks for playing! Unfortunately you are the loser. Good day. ^_^
Hey! Check it out! You got your own section!
Keanu's personal fluffer looks like he's extremely jealous to me. And look at the logic displayed. He goes from part 1 of Last Bastion to part 4, picking and choosing stats, and compares an upload from 5 months ago to one from 5 days ago!
Let's do a real comparison, shall we? Here's Melvin's Episode 1 of his crap video:
"Holy Skirmish"
Size: 97.66 MB
Version: V1.0
Developer: Dante
Downloads: 645
Date Added: 09-18-2006
Type / Category: Media
And here's the first episode of "The Last Bastion":
"The Last Bastion" part 1
Size: 10.51 MB
Developer: Wayne Poe
Downloads: 534
Date Added: 05-06-2007
Requirements: Windows Media Player
Type / Category: Media > Last Bastion
Now I'm not a math wiz, but "Holy Skirmish" has been up for download on BCfiles for 8 months, and ONLY has 111 more downloads than "The Last Bastion" part 1, which has been up for download on BCfiles for...5 days.
Who's the fuckin' loser, here? Let's look at something else:
(Image provided by Dildo Cuntfart's Photobucket account)
In 8 days, "Holy Skirmish" had at grand total of 5 downloads. Again, in
5 days, "The Last Bastion" part 1 has had 534 downloads.
I didn't know it was so easy to get into Louisiana Tech...
And here's more fun reading! :
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http://p088.ezboard.com/fcrimsondragons ... 4876.topic
I'm sure everyone's done one before. They're easy ^.^ Just copy and paste and put your answers where mine are.
Age: 24
Locations: Ruston, LA - Craphole of the US
What do you do? I work with the Air Force here at Tech Detatchment 305. Currently I'm at the university studying up for my degree in Aviation Management and I've had a pilot lisence for almost 5 yrs now.
What time did you really get up this morning? About 3:30a
What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Ricky Bobby... omg funneh
What movie star do people compare you to? ...One more person compares me to Keanu Reeves and I will kill them. Let's get one thing straight... I do NOT look like Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves looks like ME.
What is your favorite T.V. show? Star Trek: The Next Generation. You can't beat entertainment like that.
Where were you and what were you doing on 9/11? It was about 6:40a and I was heading to the hanger to get ready to fly, but when I pulled up, I found the gate was locked and no one was around. I was all 'WTF?!?!' and sat around, wondering where my instructor was, but had another class later that day. I left the Base of FltOps and went back to campus because I had other classes, but when I got there, everyone was huddled in groups and talking out in the grass and on the sidewalks. It was the erriest thing I had ever seen. Right when I stepped in the door, the CinC of the Det at the time looked right at me and told me to step into his office. At first I was like OH SHIIIT because I thought I was in serious trouble or something, but when I walked in, I saw 5 other people on his couch looking up at the TV. After about 15 mins of watching the news casts, he shut it off, turned to all of us in uniform and said: "You've got a job to do airmen... let's do it."
What did you have for breakfast? Waffles
What is your favorite potato chip? Flamin Hot Cheetos
Describe the car you drive: Indy Red 2001 Dodge Stratus R/T 200hp V6
What characteristics do you despise? hypocrites
Favorite time of day? Night
Favorite sport to watch? Baseball
Coke or Pepsi? DEW, BABY
Do you have pets? No, but I wouldn't mind a cat
What did you want to be when you were little? A Firetruck
Nicknames? Neo, Keanu
Eye color? Guess
Ever Been to Africa? No
Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes
Been in a car accident? Yes, but it wasn't my fault. I was rear-ended.
Favorite day of the week? Friday
Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney is of the Devil
Ford or Chevy? Anything but Ford
What are you listening to right now? Bad Day - David Powter
How many tattoos do you have? none
Would you ever get any(more) tatoos? Hell no.
Why? I think they're kinda vulgar for some reason
Are you saving yourself for marriage? Yes
Do you live by a code (if yes, what)? "Integrity first, service before self and excellence in all we do."
Do you consider yourself honorable? ...Sometimes. People tell me I am, but I just kinda raise an eyebrow.
Glasses? Sometimes.
What are you wearing right now? Black shirt, blue jeans and my standard issue boots
Do you play video games (If yes, what)? Like crazy. Right now the ones I'm playing on PC are Star Trek: Bridge Commander and X3: Reunion (No, its not an X-men game, newbs!)
What are you looking forward to right now? Getting a new video card.
Saving himself for marriage!!!! BWAAAAHAHAHA!!! And again, he doesn't live in Ruston, LA, or attend classes at Louisiana Tech. No sir....