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Birds will feel the joy of the Lord
The crosses of a Moscow orthodox temple have been fitted with ultra-sharp razors to wound pigeons who want to sit on the cross, so that they can't shit on it.
Insignificant news, but really, a brilliant solution. The image of a cross with killer razors is just in a class of it's own, that's why I posted it.
It's symbolic.
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Blood is apparently more holy than shit.So instead of pigeon shit getting hosed off every other week they'll be hosing off pigeon blood.
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Depends on the scale of the cross and the way birds land. I think the large size of the razors is aimed at hurting them when they are approaching and landing, even before they touch down.
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razors like this are quite effective. they have them all over light posts and piles in the harbors. I do like the symbolism though.
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I'm bursting my gut laughing at this for the second time now. It really is beautiful symbolism of what the modern (and, in all likelyhood, older) church organizations represent - a scheme for protecting the power and wealth of the oligarchy that runs it while the actual teachings that are supposed to be espoused are sidelined at best.
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Wow... The Orthodox Church of St. Rosa Klebb.
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But if God didn't want the birds shitting on his church, wouldn't he just tell them not to? Or smite them when they do? Whoa... he'sa cookin' up somethin'!
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They have those on the library at my uni. We were kind of startled by the random pile of detached feathers on spikes.
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It's funny, but I remember seeing some dead, impaled pigeons, on some similar (but smaller) spikes that are on the Grace Cathedral Church in San Francisco.
Rotting pigeon corpses should look good on a golden cross.
Rotting pigeon corpses should look good on a golden cross.
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They've had something like this at the public library downtown for awhile. Except instead of a handful of razors, above the main entrance there's dozens of needles sticking out of it, spaced just close enough to make it inconvenient for the fuckers to land on.
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Don't forget, the Old Testament had animal sacrifice. I wonder why they stopped animal sacrifices in the New Testament.CaptHawkeye wrote:Oh, that will look fabulousSpyder wrote:I wonder how many impaled pigeon carcasses are going to be stuck to that thing by the end of the month.
Animal sacrifice anyone?
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I'll have to check, but I'm pretty sure they didn't stop. I seem to recall Mary and Joseph bringing pidgeons to the temple to be killed, in fact.Coriolis wrote:Don't forget, the Old Testament had animal sacrifice. I wonder why they stopped animal sacrifices in the New Testament.
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Hmmm. It's all starting to make sense! The church is starting a pidgeon sacrifice club!NecronLord wrote:I'll have to check, but I'm pretty sure they didn't stop. I seem to recall Mary and Joseph bringing pidgeons to the temple to be killed, in fact.Coriolis wrote:Don't forget, the Old Testament had animal sacrifice. I wonder why they stopped animal sacrifices in the New Testament.
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But...pigeons are little more than rats with wings. Why would God want such an unclean creature??CaptHawkeye wrote:Hmmm. It's all starting to make sense! The church is starting a pidgeon sacrifice club!NecronLord wrote:I'll have to check, but I'm pretty sure they didn't stop. I seem to recall Mary and Joseph bringing pidgeons to the temple to be killed, in fact.Coriolis wrote:Don't forget, the Old Testament had animal sacrifice. I wonder why they stopped animal sacrifices in the New Testament.
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Paul and his followers were sacrificing animals as recently as Acts, which was just before the christians were chucked out of the jewish temples.NecronLord wrote:I'll have to check, but I'm pretty sure they didn't stop. I seem to recall Mary and Joseph bringing pidgeons to the temple to be killed, in fact.Coriolis wrote:Don't forget, the Old Testament had animal sacrifice. I wonder why they stopped animal sacrifices in the New Testament.
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