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http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/4873541.htm

Bascially, undercover cop walks into convience store
wearing a mask and brandishing a gun IN TEXAS,
without identifying herself, and gets shot. :roll:

Utterly Darwinian :twisted:
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[Nelson] Ah-HAH! [/Nelson] Don't they give cops IQ tests?
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Might be time to break out a fresh Darwin Award...
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Apparently, they only admit the ones that fail the iq test :wink:
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That is truly retarded. I am glad to see such evoloution in progress.
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Damm, she survived.
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I've heard dumber, but it's kind of scary to know that these are the same people who are supposed to protect you.
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.... what a stupid thing to do. The owner of the store did nothing wrong.
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READY THE NUKES! WE CANT LET THEM BREED!!!!!!!
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Its a pitty your all alive. Why? Because you all have done something EXTREMELY stupid before. This woman made a mistake and nearly paid for it with her life. It is GOOD to see that she survived and can learn from this mistake. Most of us are fortunate to have made a mistake but have nothing serious come of it, this cop was unlucky.

And as to those cracking jokes about a police officer being shot and nearly killed. Your are fucking pathetic. :evil:
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Alyeska wrote:Its a pitty your all alive. Why? Because you all have done something EXTREMELY stupid before. This woman made a mistake and nearly paid for it with her life. It is GOOD to see that she survived and can learn from this mistake. Most of us are fortunate to have made a mistake but have nothing serious come of it, this cop was unlucky.

And as to those cracking jokes about a police officer being shot and nearly killed. Your are fucking pathetic. :evil:
She has a young daughter at home too. I'll hope that she pulls through.
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:roll: They really should train those police officers more...

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Well, that was real swift.
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Alyeska wrote:Its a pitty your all alive. Why? Because you all have done something EXTREMELY stupid before. This woman made a mistake and nearly paid for it with her life. It is GOOD to see that she survived and can learn from this mistake. Most of us are fortunate to have made a mistake but have nothing serious come of it, this cop was unlucky.

And as to those cracking jokes about a police officer being shot and nearly killed. Your are fucking pathetic. :evil:
Who gives a FUCKING SHIT?

You do not walk into a CONVIENCE STORE IN TEXAS
WEARING A MASK AND WAVING A GUN!


She got what she deserved for her stupidity.....
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MKSheppard wrote:
Alyeska wrote:Its a pitty your all alive. Why? Because you all have done something EXTREMELY stupid before. This woman made a mistake and nearly paid for it with her life. It is GOOD to see that she survived and can learn from this mistake. Most of us are fortunate to have made a mistake but have nothing serious come of it, this cop was unlucky.

And as to those cracking jokes about a police officer being shot and nearly killed. Your are fucking pathetic. :evil:
Who gives a FUCKING SHIT?

You do not walk into a CONVIENCE STORE IN TEXAS
WEARING A MASK AND WAVING A GUN!


She got what she deserved for her stupidity.....
You fucking piece of shit. Your saying that a mother of a child deserves to have been seriously wounded for a mistake? Your one sick son of a bitch. What the store owner did was not wrong, and he could not have known better. But to say that the woman got what she deserved and the other people saying that she should be removed from the gene pool is down right disgusting.
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Yep. I believe we call it 'Life'
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Even though she did something stupid doesn't mean that she deserves to die (unless she's a fundie). Especially considering the fact that she gots a daughter back home.
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Alyeska wrote: You fucking piece of shit. Your saying that a mother of a child deserves to have been seriously wounded for a mistake?
If that mistake includes walking into a CONVIENCE STORE IN TEXAS
WEARING A MASK AND WAVING A GUN, THEN FUCK YES! YOU MUST
BE SO STUPID THAT YOUR IQ HAS TO BE MEASURED IN SINGLE DIGITS!

It's a damn shame that fucking moron has reproduced though....her idiot
genes will live on.....
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Mr Wong! Shepperd is being mean! :D
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Which reminds me of the two brothers up in WISCONSCIN who
drove their TRUCK onto an iced over lake to ice fish.

They both drowned when their truck broke through the ice...

Tell me why I should care about FUCKING TOTAL IDIOTS LIKE THEM?
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MKSheppard wrote:
Alyeska wrote: You fucking piece of shit. Your saying that a mother of a child deserves to have been seriously wounded for a mistake?
If that mistake includes walking into a CONVIENCE STORE IN TEXAS
WEARING A MASK AND WAVING A GUN, THEN FUCK YES! YOU MUST
BE SO STUPID THAT YOUR IQ HAS TO BE MEASURED IN SINGLE DIGITS!

It's a damn shame that fucking moron has reproduced though....her idiot
genes will live on.....
Now you have progressed to insulting the womans child for no reason. You are the most arogant fucking thing I have ever had the displeasure of talking to.

Do you know the punishment for waving a gun in public and the police nabbing you for it? Its certainly harsh, but not so harsh as getting freaking shot and sent to a hospital while the womans child worries. Your sense of justice is fucked up Shep and you are pathetic.
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Alyeska wrote: Do you know the punishment for waving a gun in public and the police nabbing you for it? Its certainly harsh, but not so harsh as getting freaking shot and sent to a hospital while the womans child worries. Your sense of justice is fucked up Shep and you are pathetic.
Hey, if I'm a convience store clerk and someone comes in with a mask
on AND holding a gun in plain view, they're getting whacked and stacked.
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MKSheppard wrote:Which reminds me of the two brothers up in WISCONSCIN who
drove their TRUCK onto an iced over lake to ice fish.

They both drowned when their truck broke through the ice...

Tell me why I should care about FUCKING TOTAL IDIOTS LIKE THEM?
Do you know ANYTHING else about these people? Believe it or not, people make stupid mistakes and some times they pay for it with their lives. I KNOW that you have done some equally stupid things. How else did you wind up in prison and become someone elses bitch?
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MKSheppard wrote:
Alyeska wrote: Do you know the punishment for waving a gun in public and the police nabbing you for it? Its certainly harsh, but not so harsh as getting freaking shot and sent to a hospital while the womans child worries. Your sense of justice is fucked up Shep and you are pathetic.
Hey, if I'm a convience store clerk and someone comes in with a mask
on, they're getting whacked and stacked.
THAT IS FUCKING DIFFERENT! Shooting someone who waves a gun in your store is JUSTIFIED. But gloating that you shot a stupid cop who has a child at home and stating that she should be removed from the gene pool is INSULTING and DEMEANING over something that ammounts to a stupid mistake, something we ALL do from time to time.
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Alyeska wrote: THAT IS FUCKING DIFFERENT! Shooting someone who waves a gun in your store is JUSTIFIED.
So there are two standards eh?

One for us peons and another for COPS?

Fuck that. Anyone who walks in with a mask and a gun not expecting
to be dropped is a total fucking moron.
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