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"It's only a flesh-wound!"
-The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
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"How do you know so much about swallows?"
"Well, you have to know these things when you're a King, y'know."
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose

"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
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"You are the Messiah you are the messiah, And i should know a followed a few" - Monty Pythons Life Of Brian

" 'Do you hear that Mr. Anderson that is the sound of inevitability, that is the sound of your death' 'My Name is Neo'" - The Matrix

"The bad thing about democracy is every dumb bastard gets a say" - I can't remember the name of that movie

"I am Conner McCleod of the Clan McCleod, I was born in the vilage of Glinfillen in 15XX, and i am an immortal"

"Keep your friends close abnd ur enemies closer still" - The God Father

" 'Hello I am Pussy Galore' 'Of course you are' " - James bond

"I knew it i'm surrounded by Assholes" - Space Balls

" 'Would you like to dance?'
'I've been thinking about that'
'And?'
'No' " As Good As It Gets

"Missed asshole" - Falling Down

"Wow i like you, I'm gonna invite you over to my house and let you fuck my sister" - Full Metal Jacket

"Satans biggest acomplistment is convincing the wolrd he didn't exist" - Devils Advocate
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"Lock the doors."
"And hope they don't have blasters..."
"That's not very reassuring"

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"My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo, The Princess Bride

"How did it come to this? How can man stand against such reckless hatred? The glory of old...it is gone now, like dew on the mountainside...how did it come to this?"
-Theoden, King of Rohan, The Two Towers
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"Wow, that sounds like a really good deal ... But I think I've got a better one. How about I give you the finger [gives the finger], and you give me my phone call."
-Neo, The Matrix
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- The Onion
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"Wake up! Time to die!"

"Hello! McFly!"
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"What proof do you have she's as witch?"
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"..."
"I got better."

-Monty Python, natch.
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