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Coriolis wrote:But...pigeons are little more than rats with wings. Why would God want such an unclean creature?? :?:
Pigeons and rats both keep themselves pretty clean, as wild animals go. Go pick on pigs or foxes or something.
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Rotate the sucker at 300 RPM or there abouts and you've got a hell of an anti bird system :D
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Coriolis wrote:Don't forget, the Old Testament had animal sacrifice. I wonder why they stopped animal sacrifices in the New Testament.
It's because Jesus was the ultimate sacrifice, making old-fashioned animal cruelty obsolete.
IIRC it was the Romans who stopped it, by leveling the temple and most of Jerusalem as well.
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Starglider wrote:Pigeons and rats both keep themselves pretty clean, as wild animals go. Go pick on pigs or foxes or something.
I'd like to point out that pigs are much cleaner than people think. They roll around in mud only to cool down. If given the choice, they prefer fresh water.

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This isn't exactly a new solution to pigeons (though the first time I've seen it used on a church cross). I've seen several building in my time that have their windowsills lined with spikes for precisely the same reason.
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Coriolis wrote:But...pigeons are little more than rats with wings. Why would God want such an unclean creature?? :?:
Why would God create such a creature?

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