Athiest found not guilty.

[darthbob88]

The night of the verdict, tornados of unusual violence descended on the panhandle of Oklahoma. The home of the Principal who had brought the false charges against Chuck Smalkowski was severely damaged.

What part of "Thou shalt not bear false witness" and "Thou shalt love thy neighbor" don't you understand?

I'm not sure, but I think Jesus basically said the Mosaic Code does not apply; of course, these people still forgot "Thou shalt do unto others as you would have them do unto you" from his gospels.

[Feil]

"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?" Jesus replied, " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments."

[The Grim Squeaker]

"Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?" Jesus replied, " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments."

Bah, Faith is irrelevant and the spirit of things, religion and opinionated Dogma is all that matters. Now get back to listening to the Latin bible being preached (Damn, uppity peasant).

[The_Last_Rebel]

I'm quite positive lying and hating someone is still a sin, and Jesus also said love your enemies.

[Invictus ChiKen]

Did I miss the memo!? When did this board get behind Jesus!?

[Ritterin Sophia]

Did I miss the memo!? When did this board get behind Jesus!?

They're not, anyone can cite passages from the Bible, Hell I can do it, especially since it reaffirms my negative view of the greatest con in the history of mankind.

[Invictus ChiKen]

Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

[Mange]

The night of the verdict, tornados of unusual violence descended on the panhandle of Oklahoma. The home of the Principal who had brought the false charges against Chuck Smalkowski was severely damaged.

What part of "Thou shalt not bear false witness" and "Thou shalt love thy neighbor" don't you understand?

I'm not sure, but I think Jesus basically said the Mosaic Code does not apply; of course, these people still forgot "Thou shalt do unto others as you would have them do unto you" from his gospels.

Well, he also said that:

Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

[Ritterin Sophia]

Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

How's this? When are you due for your next conversion and which denomination will it be this time? Morman, Protestant, Lutheran, Evangelical, or will you just join Westborough Baptist Church and save us the work pointing out the obvious to you?

[Invictus ChiKen]

How's this? When are you due for your next conversion and which denomination will it be this time? Morman, Protestant, Lutheran, Evangelical, or will you just join Westborough Baptist Church and save us the work pointing out the obvious to you?

Just can't let it go can you?

[Feil]

Did I miss the memo!? When did this board get behind Jesus!?

After Einhander Sn0m4n finished.

And no, that wasn't sarcasm. It was stupidity, to manage to jump from "cites Jesus to show why hypocritical fundie idiots are being hypocritical and idiotic" to "thinks 'Slaves, Obey Your Masters' Jesus was a great guy."

[Patrick Degan]

...to "thinks 'Slaves, Obey Your Masters' Jesus was a great guy."

I think it was Paul who said that one.

[Cao Cao]

Now I don't care who you are, that's funny right there, it sure is.

Maybe there is a god after all

Yes, but not their God.

Well, it could be their God.
The Old Testament God is equally apt at punishing failure as anything else.
In fact, most of his time is spent raining destruction upon his own followers. In other words, this guy failed to frame the evil atheist and had to be punished!

[Feil]

I think it was Paul who said that one.

Aha. So it was. My Bible powers must be slipping.

[Ritterin Sophia]

How's this? When are you due for your next conversion and which denomination will it be this time? Morman, Protestant, Lutheran, Evangelical, or will you just join Westborough Baptist Church and save us the work pointing out the obvious to you?

Just can't let it go can you?

Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

[Invictus ChiKen]

Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

Good one sir. I tip my hat to you.

[Rye]

...to "thinks 'Slaves, Obey Your Masters' Jesus was a great guy."

I think it was Paul who said that one.

I think it was in Luke, too, but the author of Luke was supposed to have known Paul, or something like that. Jesus certainly didn't say anything against it to my knowledge, and it's not like he wouldn't have known about it since both the OT and imperial roman life have widepsread understanding of slavery.

[LaserRifleofDoom]

...to "thinks 'Slaves, Obey Your Masters' Jesus was a great guy."

I think it was Paul who said that one.

I think it was in Luke, too, but the author of Luke was supposed to have known Paul, or something like that. Jesus certainly didn't say anything against it to my knowledge, and it's not like he wouldn't have known about it since both the OT and imperial roman life have widepsread understanding of slavery.

It's also not like slavery was the basis of most of the worlds' economies.