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I once gave my boyf a hand job during Titanic...
Well, it's a very, very boring film.
Well, it's a very, very boring film.
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Goth chicks are so hot. THe wild multi-coloured hair, the piercings in places you can only imagine, the makeup. oh man. Half the reason i went goth was coz of the women.
As for my men i like slightly effeminate men, long hair and fair features. Hairless tight ass and a nice hard body.
As for my men i like slightly effeminate men, long hair and fair features. Hairless tight ass and a nice hard body.
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we have practically the same tastes.Darth Pounder wrote:Goth chicks are so hot. THe wild multi-coloured hair, the piercings in places you can only imagine, the makeup. oh man. Half the reason i went goth was coz of the women.
As for my men i like slightly effeminate men, long hair and fair features. Hairless tight ass and a nice hard body.
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Yeah sexyness is universally understoodEnforcer Talen wrote:we have practically the same tastes.Darth Pounder wrote:Goth chicks are so hot. THe wild multi-coloured hair, the piercings in places you can only imagine, the makeup. oh man. Half the reason i went goth was coz of the women.
As for my men i like slightly effeminate men, long hair and fair features. Hairless tight ass and a nice hard body.
RIP Yosemite Bear
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That's not goth, that's teeny poppunk skater.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm not into to goth chiks. Some wear baggy pants, and that's a turn-off for me, and they just look creepy. I prefer girls that don't look like they're going to beat you up and fly away on a broom.
Goth is tight trousers. But mainly skirts.
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"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
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Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm not into to goth chiks. Some wear baggy pants, and that's a turn-off for me, and they just look creepy. I prefer girls that don't look like they're going to beat you up and fly away on a broom.
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"Umm...darling..."Durandal wrote:Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...
"What?"
"You're not going to believe this..."
"What?"
"It won't open!"
"WHAT?!"
"Wait, I have an idea...call the locksmith!"
"Calllll the locksmith..."
"Call the locksmith!"...
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I was going to post something like that, but then the site went down so Mike could change the posts, then when I came back, I completely forgot of that.Dalton wrote:"Umm...darling..."Durandal wrote:Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...
"What?"
"You're not going to believe this..."
"What?"
"It won't open!"
"WHAT?!"
"Wait, I have an idea...call the locksmith!"
"Calllll the locksmith..."
"Call the locksmith!"...
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See above ^ that isnt goth.Durandal wrote:Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm not into to goth chiks. Some wear baggy pants, and that's a turn-off for me, and they just look creepy. I prefer girls that don't look like they're going to beat you up and fly away on a broom.
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Ewl...SolidSnake wrote:Goths and fat chicks. Fat goth chicks are even better...
I like girls that are not too short 5'4" and above.
Girls that colored their hair red has always been a turn on for, dunno why.
I like naval rings
Tight jeans
Shirts that shows cleavage.
I dunno, I find it a lot more sexier when your are thinking/hoping, 'a lil more and I'll be able to see it all.'
This is assuming that they are good looking with a good body.
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To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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'Durandal wrote:To be honest, the thought of a tad bit of blood being spilled during sex is intriguing to me. You know, if you tell her to "make sure you know" when she cums ...
On a completely unrelated note, I like biters.
Yesss...Completely unrelated...Vampirism! Vampirism!
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Just thought this would be a good time to inform everyone that I'm a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan.Sienthal wrote:'Durandal wrote:To be honest, the thought of a tad bit of blood being spilled during sex is intriguing to me. You know, if you tell her to "make sure you know" when she cums ...
On a completely unrelated note, I like biters.
Yesss...Completely unrelated...Vampirism! Vampirism!
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Most girls I know would say the exact opposite. Hell, one of them hated the idea so much she didn't want to date me.Kelly Antilles wrote:Actually.... I find taking a guy's virginity quite a turn on.
Damien Sorresso
"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
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"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
Mmm, I'm with Kelly on this, for so many reasons.Durandal wrote:Most girls I know would say the exact opposite. Hell, one of them hated the idea so much she didn't want to date me.Kelly Antilles wrote:Actually.... I find taking a guy's virginity quite a turn on.
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Why does that not surprise me?Zaia wrote:Mmm, I'm with Kelly on this, for so many reasons.Durandal wrote:Most girls I know would say the exact opposite. Hell, one of them hated the idea so much she didn't want to date me.Kelly Antilles wrote:Actually.... I find taking a guy's virginity quite a turn on.
Damien Sorresso
"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
Zaia wrote:Mmm, I'm with Kelly on this, for so many reasons.Durandal wrote:Most girls I know would say the exact opposite. Hell, one of them hated the idea so much she didn't want to date me.Kelly Antilles wrote:Actually.... I find taking a guy's virginity quite a turn on.
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Mmmmmmmmmm.... I dunno, I've seen quite a few Goths pull off bondage...Keevan_Colton wrote:See above ^ that isnt goth.Durandal wrote:Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm not into to goth chiks. Some wear baggy pants, and that's a turn-off for me, and they just look creepy. I prefer girls that don't look like they're going to beat you up and fly away on a broom.
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling