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My nation:

The Empire of ZeonReborn
"To better one's self is the goal."

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Good Economy: Developing Political Freedoms: Good

Location: the South Pacific
The Empire of ZeonReborn is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ZeonReborn's national animal is the mantis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dollar.
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The Dominion of Bean
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UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Good


Location: the South Pacific

The Dominion of Bean is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 11%. A large private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail industries.

Crime is a problem. Bean's national animal is the snake and its currency is the doller.


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Muwhaha, Comrade Bean. Lets endorse ourselves. Hear, hear fair deizens of Stardestroyer.net I prpose all willing form an Constrinium of Evil. Here is my Empire:
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The Empire of Of Lennoxia
"Loyalty Never Dies"

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Unheard Of Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific
The Empire of Of Lennoxia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 31%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Of Lennoxia's national animal is the Falcon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Ionian pound.
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Heh, over at United States, the rogue nation of Osama Bin Laden had came over saying how glad he was to be there and how he wanted to be a UN delegate. When he was told how we don't need/want a delegate to the UN, Osama Bin Laden left for Afghanistan :lol: it gets funnier as you think about it. :lol:
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--UN Category: Anarchy--

::nukes every anarchist state and then anal rapes everyone with the Fat Ass Russian Dildo:: theres you anarchy, you fucking retarded idiots.
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The Dictatorship of The Evil One
"To be nationalized, you must be sodomized"

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UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Rare Economy: Struggling Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific
The Dictatorship of The Evil One is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 53%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Evil One's national animal is the demon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the human fetus in a jar.
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Post by God Emperor »

Can someone make a SD.Net region for us members to live in, I've tried but so far it doesn't work.
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I'll try. How can i do it?
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Made a map for my nation :)

Also, got rid of the social overspending of my government and crime has gone down to moderate as I am recruiting new Police officers. Tax went up a lil bit too.
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The People's Republic of Fascist America
"Patriotism is Mandatory"

UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Rare Economy: Thriving Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: the South Pacific
The People's Republic of Fascist America is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A large private sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Furniture Restoration.

Crime is a serious problem. Fascist America's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollar.
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SUCCESS! I created SDnet!

What you do is go to region, then change region, then search for SDnet, then you in!
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Hmm... I might come along. Only problem is that I just moved to the United States of America and already greeted them. Would SDnet have a UN delegate?
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Im moving to sdnet.

wong, want to be our delegate? heh.
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I just noticed the SDnet region while setting up my own civ. I'm on my way there. I say we start mass producing AT-ATs and stromtroopers and start annhilating other regions and ignore the UN. Just to show how worthless it is just like it is in real life.


The Empire of Eizen

"Our Destiny Is Clear"

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship

Civil Rights: Rare
Economy: Imploded
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific

The Empire of Eizen is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 59%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Retail.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eizen's national animal is the falcon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the eizen dollar.
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ArmorPierce wrote:Hmm... I might come along. Only problem is that I just moved to the United States of America and already greeted them. Would SDnet have a UN delegate?
Our Lord Wong would be our delegate, as soon as he gets accepted into the UN, and Ando already is in the UN.
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Looks like I'll have to say my goodbyes to the United States. I'm comin aboard.
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BTW, hope you guys don't mind a country that is going to be rich and has about no military.
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Ted wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:Hmm... I might come along. Only problem is that I just moved to the United States of America and already greeted them. Would SDnet have a UN delegate?
Our Lord Wong would be our delegate, as soon as he gets accepted into the UN, and Ando already is in the UN.
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Fine, you have all the money you want and you can pay us for protection :twisted:

Actually a powerful region needs nations like that. Especially if we are going to give Emperor Wong a profitable world to rule.
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Is there any advantage to just scrolling through the site and adding every nation to your dossier?
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The Dominion of the Evil One is ready to serve Master Wong. :twisted:
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Post by Nova Andromeda »

--I'm not sure I would be of much use in the SDnet region seeing as how Darth Wong and I seem to be at odds more often than not. I'll wait to see if he is interested in having disidents in his region... :twisted:
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Post by Darth Fanboy »

So how exactly to we start laying waste to other regions?
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The Commonwealth of Tarbonesis shall join this region of SD.net as soon as is fesiable (read: as soon as the site starts working). Our illustrious President and Chairman of the Order of the Hawk (only legal political party), Justinian Cornell, extends his warmest greetings to all nations in this region, but especially to the right-thinking Kingdom of Evil Kanada, which understands, as all sound-minded people do, that the only true measure of a nation's greatness is its wealth and economy.
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Post by Darth Fanboy »

We should come up with some firepower for our region , destroy the UN, and erect a giant monument to Stardestroyer.net I say a pair Twi'lek Dancing girls hugging a giant phallus.
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