New canon level?

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Post by Crazedwraith »

Cao Cao wrote:
Warsie wrote:
CaptHawkeye wrote:Indeed, but how long before the hardcore EU fanwhores start bitching about the lack of "zomg referances!"? They'll wonder where their victory class SDs and dildo cruisers went.
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Nope. I'm sure some of the same conceptual material inspired both.

Capital ships are pretty much tubes or daggers.
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That would be the EU writers. You know, the guys who invent the ships in the first place.
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They're all variations of tubes or daggers in the movies and in the Lucasfilm concept art too.
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This is the guy they want to use to win over "young people?" Are they completely daft? I'd rather vote for a pile of shit than a Jesus freak social regressive.
Here's hoping that his political career goes down in flames and, hopefully, a hilarious gay sex scandal.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:This isn't drafting publication for a new book. For all we know, it could just involve creating a text file and saying "for X amount of time, all Y material goes in Z category."
Actually, Spanky is overstating how much work it would take. At this point, all the work it takes to create the T canon is Chee saying to himself, "everything from these TV shows that we're working on is T canon". Nobody has to do anything.

Even if things from the TV shows have already made it into the Holocron, it takes about a minute to add a new canon category (assuming that the Holocron works in the same way that every other database I have ever worked with works). As momentous as a new canon category is to vs. or regurlar Star Wars fans, for Chee it's just part of the job, and a particularly easy one at that.
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