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We both got off on suspense
we got to second base the first time we saw it.
After the third time we saw it, we went home very horny....
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I once gave my boyf a hand job during Titanic...

Well, it's a very, very boring film.
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Goth chicks are so hot. THe wild multi-coloured hair, the piercings in places you can only imagine, the makeup. oh man. Half the reason i went goth was coz of the women.

As for my men i like slightly effeminate men, long hair and fair features. Hairless tight ass and a nice hard body.
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Darth Pounder wrote:Goth chicks are so hot. THe wild multi-coloured hair, the piercings in places you can only imagine, the makeup. oh man. Half the reason i went goth was coz of the women.

As for my men i like slightly effeminate men, long hair and fair features. Hairless tight ass and a nice hard body.
we have practically the same tastes.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:Goth chicks are so hot. THe wild multi-coloured hair, the piercings in places you can only imagine, the makeup. oh man. Half the reason i went goth was coz of the women.

As for my men i like slightly effeminate men, long hair and fair features. Hairless tight ass and a nice hard body.
we have practically the same tastes.
Yeah sexyness is universally understood
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I'm not into to goth chiks. Some wear baggy pants, and that's a turn-off for me, and they just look creepy. I prefer girls that don't look like they're going to beat you up and fly away on a broom.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm not into to goth chiks. Some wear baggy pants, and that's a turn-off for me, and they just look creepy. I prefer girls that don't look like they're going to beat you up and fly away on a broom.
That's not goth, that's teeny poppunk skater.
Goth is tight trousers. But mainly skirts.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm not into to goth chiks. Some wear baggy pants, and that's a turn-off for me, and they just look creepy. I prefer girls that don't look like they're going to beat you up and fly away on a broom.
Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...
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Durandal wrote:Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...
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Dalton wrote:
Durandal wrote:Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...
"Umm...darling..."
"What?"
"You're not going to believe this..."
"What?"
"It won't open!"
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"Wait, I have an idea...call the locksmith!"
"Calllll the locksmith..."
"Call the locksmith!"...
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Durandal wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm not into to goth chiks. Some wear baggy pants, and that's a turn-off for me, and they just look creepy. I prefer girls that don't look like they're going to beat you up and fly away on a broom.
Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...
See above ^ that isnt goth.
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Actually.... I find taking a guy's virginity quite a turn on.


and legs... nice, long, shapely, muscular leg. *drool*




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Dahak wrote:Things I *really* like:
Curly blond hair, preferably shoulder length.
Ice-grey or green eyes.
Tall men, preferably blond *g*
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Boy, that sounds just like Liam Neeson.
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SolidSnake wrote:Goths and fat chicks. Fat goth chicks are even better...
Ewl...

I like girls that are not too short 5'4" and above.
Girls that colored their hair red has always been a turn on for, dunno why.
I like naval rings
Tight jeans
Shirts that shows cleavage.
I dunno, I find it a lot more sexier when your are thinking/hoping, 'a lil more and I'll be able to see it all.'
This is assuming that they are good looking with a good body.
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I do have to quote what my current gf said to me a while back when I asked her what she liked.....
"Nails, teeth and blood."
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Durandal wrote:To be honest, the thought of a tad bit of blood being spilled during sex is intriguing to me. You know, if you tell her to "make sure you know" when she cums ...

On a completely unrelated note, I like biters.
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Sienthal wrote:
Durandal wrote:To be honest, the thought of a tad bit of blood being spilled during sex is intriguing to me. You know, if you tell her to "make sure you know" when she cums ...

On a completely unrelated note, I like biters.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Actually.... I find taking a guy's virginity quite a turn on.
Most girls I know would say the exact opposite. Hell, one of them hated the idea so much she didn't want to date me.
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Durandal wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Actually.... I find taking a guy's virginity quite a turn on.
Most girls I know would say the exact opposite. Hell, one of them hated the idea so much she didn't want to date me.
Mmm, I'm with Kelly on this, for so many reasons. :twisted:
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Zaia wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Actually.... I find taking a guy's virginity quite a turn on.
Most girls I know would say the exact opposite. Hell, one of them hated the idea so much she didn't want to date me.
Mmm, I'm with Kelly on this, for so many reasons. :twisted:
Why does that not surprise me? :)
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Zaia wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Actually.... I find taking a guy's virginity quite a turn on.
Most girls I know would say the exact opposite. Hell, one of them hated the idea so much she didn't want to date me.
Mmm, I'm with Kelly on this, for so many reasons. :twisted:
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm not into to goth chiks. Some wear baggy pants, and that's a turn-off for me, and they just look creepy. I prefer girls that don't look like they're going to beat you up and fly away on a broom.
Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...
See above ^ that isnt goth.
Mmmmmmmmmm.... I dunno, I've seen quite a few Goths pull off bondage...
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innerbrat wrote:Mmmmmmmmmm.... I dunno, I've seen quite a few Goths pull off bondage...
A lot of the goth girls at school are into bondage, hell a couple of them go to BDSM parties.
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