Planet X will kill us all!

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-01-08 12:40pm

Run!

http://survivalcenter.com/Planetx.html

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2003-01-08 12:47pm

Thank God!! The apocolypse is on its way!

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-01-08 12:48pm

This is one of the most idiotic pieces of litureature that I ever encountered!
WTF?

The tragedy of terrorism that recently hit the United States in New York City is tough to deal with. What if events like this happened ( because of gravitational and magnetic influences ) all over the planet almost at the same time or at the very least spread out over several months to several years as Planet X approaches and then passes? Talk about a double whammy!

The overdue REPLACEMENT of NASA’s “Dirty Snowball Comet Model” with Professor McCanney’s “Plasma Discharge Comet Model”, marks the downfall of traditional astronomical theory and the introduction of the true understanding of the history and development of the world

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Idiots.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-01-08 12:58pm

Great! Now I have a headache! Well I blame myself, I should have stopped at the warning

*walks away grumbling*

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-01-08 02:44pm

Think this is funny? Try this, Art Bell (now retired) had on his show last year someone who said that Planet X would be here that summer.
This year he and George Noori(sp?) (Art's Replacement) have each had guests on saying that Planet X will be coming this year.

p.s. Now I have a hundred dollar bet going on with someone saying that it will not, who is going

Sindai · Post by **Sindai** » 2003-01-08 03:16pm

I'd say it's cruel to take a hundred dollars from someone like that, but he's asking for it.

And that site is just plain pathetic. It appears to have been written by someone with an elementary school-level knowledge of English.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-01-08 03:56pm

Do some people actualy buy in to that crap?

The Bad Astronomer has a few things to say about the Planet X and Mark Hazlewood.
http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/misc/pl ... quote]Mark Hazlewood claims to be a spiritual man in his book, "Blindsided, Planet X Passes in 2003, EARTH CHANGES!". This may very well be true. However, his grasp of basic science is pretty tenuous. He himself claims to have no scientific background. Maybe this is just me (and I know it isn't), but if someone is going to tackle a scientifically-based subject like a rogue planet, I would think at least some background in science would be necessary! This lack of scientific understanding on Mr. Hazlewood's part is clear in his book, which is grossly inaccurate every time he touches on anything scientific.[/quote]

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-08 04:23pm

We live in a binary system. Our suns dark twin lies toward the Orion galaxy.

WTFH???

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-01-08 04:32pm

Don't laugh, you fools! It's true! Planet X really is coming! The talking insurance lizard and the Taco Bell Chihuahua told me so!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-08 04:34pm

We live in a binary system. Our suns dark twin lies toward the Orion galaxy.

I quit after reading that sentence.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-01-08 05:34pm

PLANET X!

RUN, RUN! GHIDORAH IS COMING!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-08 05:38pm

The stars are right!

Cthuhlu will awaken!

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-01-08 08:11pm

http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Isl ... .html#12th

Another site dealing with the same crap. They start by describing the aliens that live on planet X!

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-01-08 08:22pm

Actually, I do believe in Planet X, but it was destroyed by Duck Dodgers of the 24th and 1/2 Century (Daffy Duck) and by Marvin the Martian, the planet wasn't big enough for both of them.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-08 08:29pm

Reminds me of the people that said when the planets alingned that there would be so much gravity that we won't be able to stand up on our feet.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-08 08:47pm

We might as well have as much sex as possible while we are still alive. Especially anal.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-08 08:54pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:We might as well have as much sex as possible while we are still alive. Especially anal.

*runs off to comply*

*stops....considering the Planet X Uranus puns that this begs for....but decides he likes the suggestion....*

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-08 09:11pm

Several of the books in his "other suggested reading" section make claims about the "catastrophic realignment of the continents in 2000" or "the rise of a new golden power in October 2001" or somesuch nonesense. Apparently, the webmaster is too busy preparing for the coming of Planet X to update his site to remove embarassingly obsolete prophecies.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-08 09:36pm

These people are inspired by "If at first you don't suceed, try again". If some scientifically impossible mysticism nonsense own't destroy Earth in 2000. If not then, then 2001. If not then, 2002. If not then, 2003. If not then, 2004. If not then, 2005. If not then...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-08 09:37pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:We might as well have as much sex as possible while we are still alive. Especially anal.

I began implementing this plan some time ago.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-08 09:46pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:We might as well have as much sex as possible while we are still alive. Especially anal.
I began implementing this plan some time ago.

Prepared for every eventuality?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-09 04:13am

HemlockGrey wrote:The stars are right!

Cthuhlu will awaken!

[sinister] And now, let the Gate yawn wide and the horrors of the Abyss engulf the Earth, for the Dreamer in the catacombs is risen! [/sinister]

(Middle-eastern folk music starts playing)

Cthulhu-chan · Post by **Cthulhu-chan** » 2003-01-09 04:31am

Zzzz... *snort* Wha...? Aw, come on, just 5 more millenia... Zzzz...

Hocho · Post by **Hocho** » 2003-01-09 07:10am

Hey dont the Cybermen live on Planet X?

Does their planet rotate on the axis of evil?

Pink Eye · Post by **Pink Eye** » 2003-01-10 09:48pm

You can check out "Troubled Times" a.k.a Zeta Talk. There are numerous groups on Yahoo with these people talking about finding survival groups from the impending apocaplypse that is due to hit this May....4 months away.

Ha

The apocalypse has to wait, I have college to finish.