Robert Lipka BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-05-31 11:45pm

Some guy just sent this from a throwaway Yahoo E-mail account, from Arkansas State U's network:

Hello,

I am Robert Lipka's aterny. I am hereby officially requesting the removal from your sight all references to his personal email address as well as his name. A supeina of all siad sight materials is currently being processed. You will be informed of a court date as soon as one is set. Dr. Lipka has agreed to drop all charges against you if the before mentioned material is removed from your sight before the week ending 5/27/07. Thank you for your cooperation.

Paul Dirac
Duniway Law Firm

------ eviromental variables ------
REMOTE ADDR: 147.97.70.227
BROWSER: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; InfoPath.2)

Either it was intended as a joke or it's somebody trying to help our old friend Stilgar out. Either way, it's hilarious.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2007-05-31 11:49pm

When I grow up, I want to be an aterny too.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-06-01 12:00am

ARIN Whois wrote:OrgName: Arkansas State University
Address: Information and Technology Services
Address: PO Box 1140
City: State University
StateProv: AR
PostalCode: 72467
Country: US

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NameServer: QUAPAW.ASTATE.EDU
NameServer: PASSAGE.UARK.EDU
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Updated: 1997-05-09

RTechHandle: FM92-ORG-ARIN
RTechName: Flugstad, Martha
RTechPhone: +1-870-972-3033
RTechEmail: nicadmin@osage.astate.edu

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OrgNOCEmail: nicadmin@exchange.astate.edu

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Snipped the /cgi-bin/ crap. Time to call ASU's Abuse department...

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2007-06-01 12:01am

Look at the spelling mistakes. It has to be a joke.

Vohu Manah · Post by **Vohu Manah** » 2007-06-01 12:03am

I thought all of those fourth-tier law school grads were getting executive branch postings, not working for fictional law practices.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2007-06-01 12:14am

"Paul Dirac"? As in, the Paul Dirac of Quantum Mechanics fame? And with those spelling errors? Yep, this is a joke.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2007-06-01 01:01am

Darth Wong wrote:Some guy just sent this from a throwaway Yahoo E-mail account, from Arkansas State U's network:
Hello,

I am Robert Lipka's aterny. I am hereby officially requesting the removal from your sight all references to his personal email address as well as his name. A supeina of all siad sight materials is currently being processed. You will be informed of a court date as soon as one is set. Dr. Lipka has agreed to drop all charges against you if the before mentioned material is removed from your sight before the week ending 5/27/07. Thank you for your cooperation.

Paul Dirac
Duniway Law Firm

------ eviromental variables ------
REMOTE ADDR: 147.97.70.227
BROWSER: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; InfoPath.2)
Either it was intended as a joke or it's somebody trying to help our old friend Stilgar out. Either way, it's hilarious.

Looks like a Physics Club prank.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-01 01:16am

Knife wrote:

When I grow up, I want to be an aterny too.

And issue "supeinas" about "siad" "sights"?

lol

This has to be a prank. Not even stilgar would refer to himself as "Dr" Lipka.

Feil · Post by **Feil** » 2007-06-01 01:21am

I'm finding it hard to believe that someone could have spelling that bad and yet have flawless grammar and punctuation. Put me in with the people calling it a prank.

Still amusing, though.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2007-06-01 01:34am

"Dr. Lipka?"

Either he's taking a page out of "Dr. Phil" or he's come a long way from that clown from B5tech/TLC's tech debate pages. I wonder what he's supposed to be a "Dr." of.

Pint0 Xtreme · Post by **Pint0 Xtreme** » 2007-06-01 01:41am

Heh. He didn't even specify the supposed charges he's levying against you.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-01 02:16am

Connor MacLeod wrote:"Dr. Lipka?"

Either he's taking a page out of "Dr. Phil" or he's come a long way from that clown from B5tech/TLC's tech debate pages. I wonder what he's supposed to be a "Dr." of.

I just reviewed the hatemail entry on this moron. He apparently had been working on an MSc for SEVEN YEARS!!!

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-01 02:18am

Pint0 Xtreme wrote:Heh. He didn't even specify the supposed charges he's levying against you.

Of course not. That information will be in the "supeina"

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-06-01 04:24am

Watch out Mike, this psycho sounds like he wants to gouge out your eyeballs and make you lose your "sight"

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2007-06-01 09:25am

Any actual legal action from Stilgar would originate in Australia; this is obviously someone having fun at his expense. I chukklze.

Post by **Edi** » 2007-06-01 10:56am

The best part is that he asks the stuff to be removed from Mike's sight, so as long as he does not look at the Stilgar entries on his own web page, he's doing exactly as requested. Prank or not, the hilarity writes itself, apparently.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2007-06-01 12:31pm

Does he also represent the Stategic Dafense Instatute perchance?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-01 03:08pm

consequences wrote:Does he also represent the Stategic Dafense Instatute perchance?

The SDI can't even afford a scanner. They'd never be able to hire a lawyer.

Grandmaster Jogurt · Post by **Grandmaster Jogurt** » 2007-06-01 03:33pm

Feil wrote:I'm finding it hard to believe that someone could have spelling that bad and yet have flawless grammar and punctuation. Put me in with the people calling it a prank.

I actually know someone who spells about as well as the composer of this email, and he doesn't have any notable problems with grammar. He's in the Physics program, too. So I find this at least somewhat plausible.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-01 04:32pm

Damn, that was hilarious! LOL!!!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-01 04:44pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:"Dr. Lipka?"

Either he's taking a page out of "Dr. Phil" or he's come a long way from that clown from B5tech/TLC's tech debate pages. I wonder what he's supposed to be a "Dr." of.

Docter of fonetic speling.

Napoleon the Clown · Post by **Napoleon the Clown** » 2007-06-01 06:23pm

Lord Poe wrote:Doktur of fonetic speleeng.

Fixed.

So how much hatemail does this site receive anyway?

TC Pilot · Post by **TC Pilot** » 2007-06-01 07:26pm

I like how you post it 4 days after the intended deadline.

fusion · Post by **fusion** » 2007-06-01 08:36pm

Napoleon the Clown wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Doktur of fonetic speleeng.

Fixed.

So how much hatemail does this site receive anyway?

Try a lot from similar people. Heres a link to some Hate Mails

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2007-06-03 01:46pm

Darth Servo wrote:
consequences wrote:Does he also represent the Stategic Dafense Instatute perchance?
The SDI can't even afford a scanner. They'd never be able to hire a lawyer.

Obviously, this lawyer is working poor boner.

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