"The Last Bastion" part 5 Teaser Trailer

[Lord Poe]

Quick peek at the upcoming part 5. With a talk show thrown in!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ng69Lcq5DA

I let Pleonasm222 host it, in case fucktard convinces Youtube he holds a world wide copyright on the name "Dante".

[Batman]

I let Pleonasm222 host it, in case fucktard convinces Youtube he holds a world wide copyright on the name "Dante".

That ought to get interesting.

[Batman]

Argh. Mod, wandering by, quote tags in above post, fix, delete this,pretty please?

[HSRTG]

Damn Poe, you don't do anything by halves do you? Not a criticism, I found it highly amusing. Just, damn.

[Bounty]

The teaser trailer is people watching the teaser trailer?

Wow. That's like...a meta-trailer...

And TIE fighters? Seriously ?

[wilfulton]

*jumping up and down excitedly*
Ooh, when will it be out!?!

[Cao Cao]

Is it just me or was there a guy with a wooden mallet walking on the hull of the Star Destroyer?
That's not Anderson's brilliant plan for a counter-attack, is it?

[MagnusTheReD]

Damn you Wayne Poe, next time you publish something as funny you could at least warn us to put some diapers on!
No, really, it was fucking hilarious!

Aw, man, as much as I appreciate your comedy, I have the feeling that it will come in no comparison to Dante's next public embarrassment when he'll try to defend what still remains of his dignity...

[Cao Cao]

I imagine Dante will go with the Karen Traviss approved "He's produced a violent murder fantasy with me as the victim!" route.
Or he could do something even dumber, who knows.

[Batman]

I imagine Dante will go with the Karen Traviss approved "He's produced a violent murder fantasy with me as the victim!" route.
Or he could do something even dumber, who knows.

Hasn't he already DONE something vastly dumber what with claiming he holds copyright to Paramount-owned material?

[Fingolfin_Noldor]

Poe! Ultimate Win and PAWNAGE!

[Cao Cao]

I imagine Dante will go with the Karen Traviss approved "He's produced a violent murder fantasy with me as the victim!" route.
Or he could do something even dumber, who knows.

Hasn't he already DONE something vastly dumber what with claiming he holds copyright to Paramount-owned material?

Well yes. But this round he might learn and do something less dumb. It's possible.
In the way that Outer Mongolia landing a man on Venus is also possible.

[TC Pilot]

What totally unrealistic crap. Dante landed two punches! Absurd!

[fusion]

It was random, kinda like Lucky Star, Which is great of course, now I just wait for you Wanye.

[borg]We all wait for you Wanye[/borg]

[Darth Servo]

What can I say, I can read Wayne's mind.

[Lord Poe]

Damn Poe, you don't do anything by halves do you? Not a criticism, I found it highly amusing. Just, damn.

I like that comment. Thanks!

The teaser trailer is people watching the teaser trailer?

Wow. That's like...a meta-trailer...

And TIE fighters? Seriously ?

Yup. Captain Neral has to act when he sees all three Trek ships lining up together.

*jumping up and down excitedly*
Ooh, when will it be out!?!

Hopefully this month. There's a whole lot of RL things going on right now that need my attention, though.

Is it just me or was there a guy with a wooden mallet walking on the hull of the Star Destroyer?
That's not Anderson's brilliant plan for a counter-attack, is it?

No, that's Chief Engineer Kistun. And yes, that's his wooden mallet! Did anyone take a close look at the tools he used to fix the ISD's comm station in part 4?

Damn you Wayne Poe, next time you publish something as funny you could at least warn us to put some diapers on!
No, really, it was fucking hilarious!

I'll put an advisory on the next one!

Aw, man, as much as I appreciate your comedy, I have the feeling that it will come in no comparison to Dante's next public embarrassment when he'll try to defend what still remains of his dignity...

He's probably spin-doctoring it right now.

What totally unrealistic crap. Dante landed two punches! Absurd!

I had to go with the Hollywood staple. If your bad guy is TOO much of a push-over, he wasn't much of a bad guy!

What can I say, I can read Wayne's mind.

That's scary how you do that. So what do you think happens in part 5, based on the teaser?

BTW everyone, go check out the comments section. Melvin's dingleberrys are starting to post there. And take a look at the Captain in Melvin's part 3 video, and see the guy "Enyaw" was doing an impersonation of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZKx2p22ak4

Look at his feet dangling! Is he in a high-chair or something? LOL!!!

Also, evey comment "Dante Lyin'Tard" utters in the video is taken from actual comments from Melvin. Including the one where he wants to kick my ass.

[Mange]

Hilarious!

[NomAnor15]

Hey, Wayne, quick question for you: Do you personally do any of the voices in these videos? Love the preview, BTW.

[Jericho Kross]

That was fucking sweet

[CaptHawkeye]

Woohoo! The return of Talifan! Here to kick dipshit ass yet again!

[Darth Servo]

Why is Dante shaking? Is he jacking off or what? And you forgot to advertise how the moron doesn't understand basic math concepts like simple division.

Predictions for part 5: Anderson insists his ship really isn't damaged. Its just a drill or something and tries to use his transporter as the Trekkie wankers think it should be--as the ultimate weapon against every other sci-fi series. He laughs at the TIEs just before they blow another hole in his ship.

[Darth Servo]

Hey, Wayne, quick question for you: Do you personally do any of the voices in these videos? Love the preview, BTW.

Here's a hint. The 'Last Bastion' character appearing in the teaser is named "Enyaw" Think about it.

[Lord Poe]

Hey, Wayne, quick question for you: Do you personally do any of the voices in these videos? Love the preview, BTW.

In this teaser,I did all three. In The Last Bastion, I'm doing Captain Neral, the CMC, Chief Kistun, The Guardian's navigator, and a few other small voices.

[NomAnor15]

Hey, Wayne, quick question for you: Do you personally do any of the voices in these videos? Love the preview, BTW.

In this teaser,I did all three. In The Last Bastion, I'm doing Captain Neral, the CMC, Chief Kistun, The Guardian's navigator, and a few other small voices.

Excellent .

[Lord Poe]

Hahaha! Check out this exchange:

ill keep posting fuctard why are you such a fag?
your shit and you know you are
your fat and ya mum dresses you funny
your work smells? of piss and twigletts

Ah, the mind of a talentless loser who can't seem to use the English language properly. I'll let Poe know that you joined Youtube today simply to comment on his video. He'll be honored.

coming from the languages point of origin i hardly think you are in a position to comment i just cant be arsed too waste extra constanents on you

I'm fairly certain they don't spell the word "consonants" as "constanents" in the U.K. either. I'm also fairly certain that the Brits know how to use "your" properly as well. So I think we need to chalk up your apparent lack of proper word usage to the fact that you're <--(notice the proper usage there?) just a fuckin' idiot.

if not wanting to waste more time on you than necessary sorting out my grammar constitutes me being a fuckin' idiot then great, doesn't that give me a lifetime pass to SD dot net where all the other fuckin' idiots go?

Nope, sorry. SDnet requires its members to use proper English. You know, like proper punctuation, capitalization, knowing how to use "too" and "to" in a sentence. Things that are obviously alien to you.