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Alright.. Let's see.

Domination. I am just really into the idea of being in complete control. Mind you, I only pursue control in the bedroom..

Tits. It does not matter the size(Though C-D cups are going to get my head to rotate like an owl on a turntable). Just tits.

Roleplaying. I'm not talking about dressing up(Though we've done that in non-sexual situations. Hey, costume parties kick ass!), but just pretending. It tends to.. revert around the moment of truth, though.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Dahak wrote:Things I *really* like:
Curly blond hair, preferably shoulder length.
Ice-grey or green eyes.
Tall men, preferably blond *g*
Scottish accent :)
Boy, that sounds just like Liam Neeson.
Nah, he's just too, well, old... :)
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Dahak wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
Dahak wrote:Things I *really* like:
Curly blond hair, preferably shoulder length.
Ice-grey or green eyes.
Tall men, preferably blond *g*
Scottish accent :)
Boy, that sounds just like Liam Neeson.
Nah, he's just too, well, old... :)
Old?! I have no problem fucking a guy 20 years my senior. In fact, he's my husband :)
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Porno wise flexi girls and cortortionists are sexy to me...

In the real world, shaven all the way...

After that I don't mind...a willingness to try anything is good...
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Dahak wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote: Boy, that sounds just like Liam Neeson.
Nah, he's just too, well, old... :)
Old?! I have no problem fucking a guy 20 years my senior. In fact, he's my husband :)
Not that I don't like older people. Just not sexually...
I really like boyish features on guys:)
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SirNitram wrote:Tits. It does not matter the size(Though C-D cups are going to get my head to rotate like an owl on a turntable). Just tits.
I'm going to have to agree here. Tits are the most fun things in the world. Hell, I'd thought of the titty-fuck maneuver long before I saw it performed in any pornos.
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Durandal wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Tits. It does not matter the size(Though C-D cups are going to get my head to rotate like an owl on a turntable). Just tits.
I'm going to have to agree here. Tits are the most fun things in the world. Hell, I'd thought of the titty-fuck maneuver long before I saw it performed in any pornos.
You can titfuck an A-cup. It's a little tricky, but hey, it's possible. Though we were both laughing at ourselves as we tried.
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SirNitram wrote:
Durandal wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Tits. It does not matter the size(Though C-D cups are going to get my head to rotate like an owl on a turntable). Just tits.
I'm going to have to agree here. Tits are the most fun things in the world. Hell, I'd thought of the titty-fuck maneuver long before I saw it performed in any pornos.
You can titfuck an A-cup. It's a little tricky, but hey, it's possible. Though we were both laughing at ourselves as we tried.
As long as they are large enough that the crevasse between the two breasts is identifiable, I don't see why there should be a problem.
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I like pantyhose on guys
Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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Alex Moon wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Durandal wrote: Most girls I know would say the exact opposite. Hell, one of them hated the idea so much she didn't want to date me.
Mmm, I'm with Kelly on this, for so many reasons. :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD ONES 1000 MILES AWAY!!!

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I'm with you, man.

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Durandal wrote: Me neither. You seen how many chains they wear? I don't want to have to use a goddamn key to get a girl's clothes off; call me old-fashioned ...
See above ^ that isnt goth.
Mmmmmmmmmm.... I dunno, I've seen quite a few Goths pull off bondage...
As have I, but the lots of chains hanging off you is far more a skater thing.....or should I say sk8r *shudders*.....

Nothing like some bondage for a night out.....
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
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Keevan_Colton wrote: See above ^ that isnt goth.
Mmmmmmmmmm.... I dunno, I've seen quite a few Goths pull off bondage...
As have I, but the lots of chains hanging off you is far more a skater thing.....or should I say sk8r *shudders*.....

Nothing like some bondage for a night out.....
Yeah, but you don't need a key to get keychains off the baggy jeans - the kind of clothes you need to unlock would be bondage.
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innerbrat wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
innerbrat wrote: Mmmmmmmmmm.... I dunno, I've seen quite a few Goths pull off bondage...
As have I, but the lots of chains hanging off you is far more a skater thing.....or should I say sk8r *shudders*.....

Nothing like some bondage for a night out.....
Yeah, but you don't need a key to get keychains off the baggy jeans - the kind of clothes you need to unlock would be bondage.
Chastity belts can be amusing in the extreme....
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But bloody uncomfortable to go clubbing in...
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innerbrat wrote:But bloody uncomfortable to go clubbing in...
Know from experience there, innerbrat dear?
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Black hair, short, or spiked(if spiked, blond highlights) brown hair, the same

Between 5'5 and 6'4 for hieght. about 150-180 lbs depending on hieght

trim, but muscular, i dont like guys that are bulky as hell.

Clothing styles that turn me on: Jean shorts with a shirt that is tight and shows of the chest, and abs

Or, tight Black shirt, black slacks, and a black trench coat. With aformentioned short black, spiked hair.

I also have this odd ear fettish.....

I am unfortunatly, a virgin, and dont have any experience in the way of dick sizes etc...
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I have just one question: What's the difference between S&M bondage and regular bondage? I really haven't gotten to know what it is, let alone try it.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I have just one question: What's the difference between S&M bondage and regular bondage? I really haven't gotten to know what it is, let alone try it.
Bondage - restraints/tying up etc
S&M - Sadisim and Masochisim....inflicting and recieving pain.
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XaLEv wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: Still not as creepy as fucking to Silence of the Lambs.
What about fucking to Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Where would that fall on the creepiness scale?
That's the one Tim Burton directed, right? Neat-o.

Anyway, my big kink is girls with short hair. 2-5 inches is best. Necks and shoulders are just really sexy. Her face needs to be nice too of course...

Freckles can be pretty cute.
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Sriad wrote:Anyway, my big kink is girls with short hair. 2-5 inches is best. Necks and shoulders are just really sexy. Her face needs to be nice too of course...

Freckles can be pretty cute.
Necks are good....
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Can't beat a sexy neck to lay endless amounts of kisses on.
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Durandal wrote:Can't beat a sexy neck to lay endless amounts of kisses on.
I was more thinking a blend of kisses....and these....

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Cigarette holders.

At least as long as a No.2 pencil, but not longer than a foot (to awkward).

Thin, shiny, jet-black, fish-tail mouthpice and flare for the ciggy.

She raises the holder up to her red, voluptuous lips to draw, and holds the smoke ball at her lips for a moment before snap-inhaling, and blowing a long stream of white smoke...dah-ling.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Black hair, short, or spiked(if spiked, blond highlights) brown hair, the same

Between 5'5 and 6'4 for hieght. about 150-180 lbs depending on hieght

trim, but muscular, i dont like guys that are bulky as hell.

Clothing styles that turn me on: Jean shorts with a shirt that is tight and shows of the chest, and abs

Or, tight Black shirt, black slacks, and a black trench coat. With aformentioned short black, spiked hair.

I also have this odd ear fettish.....

I am unfortunatly, a virgin, and dont have any experience in the way of dick sizes etc...
Yes, sounds very nice :)
Although I wouldn't mind him to be muscular :)
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
innerbrat wrote:But bloody uncomfortable to go clubbing in...
Know from experience there, innerbrat dear?
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