Most egregiously Bad Science movies ever
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People, The Day After Tomorrow had dudes being chased by cold. Chased. By. Cold.
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I'll add my voice to the pile-on. It's clearly The Core. Sucky as the other ones were, The Core just kept returning to its awful premise, and kept hitting you over the head with how horrible it was. Even worse than "outrunning the cold front."
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That's because it predates the movie.The only redeeming thing in the Core is the term unobtanium, which I have heard used by people who have never heard of the movie itself.
Never seen Core or DAT, so I can't vote. Armageddon was, of course, hysterical.
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But that term was used well before this movie came out. I first heard it in the mid '80s in reference to the materials required to construct Larry Niven's Ringworld. So I wouldn't give The Core any redemption.Broomstick wrote:The only redeeming thing in the Core is the term unobtanium, which I have heard used by people who have never heard of the movie itself.
Unobtanium - a Super Substance so named because you can't obtain any
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I've never seen The Core or all of Armageddon. The premise of the former alone though... Damn. Armageddon wins a specia place in my heart for all the astronomy shit it messes up on. And TDAT is just awful. WHERE DID ALL THE HEAT GO?!
All three movies need to be destroyed before too many people are irreprably miseducated. Raping science like that should be as crime akin to treason.
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What went on in that argument that you give him sympathy? Did he explain himself or was it simply that he got roasted enough?Xeriar wrote:I voted for TDAT, in part because of some measure of sympathy I give one of the Core's scriptwriters (John Rogers) after a long, drawn out argument I had with him on ENWorld.
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Do you have a link? That sounds interesting.I voted for TDAT, in part because of some measure of sympathy I give one of the Core's scriptwriters (John Rogers) after a long, drawn out argument I had with him on ENWorld.
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No, we should keep The Core to show to students graduating from high school. After seeing it they will be asked to point out any scientific errors they noticed. If the answer is anything other than 'the entire movie was one colossal error' they FAIL and have to go back and retake all their science classes.Napoleon the Clown wrote:All three movies need to be destroyed before too many people are irreprably miseducated. Raping science like that should be as crime akin to treason.
A thought occurs: What if TDAT's Super Frost front and The Core's solar death ray came into contact?Stas Bush wrote:If I were to choose Day After Tomorrow, it would be for that immensely hilarious scene where the guy runs across the corridor with TEH SUPER FROST! following his footstep and then stopping at the door that was just plain insane and painful to see.
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Huh. I did not know that.General Trelane (Retired) wrote:But that term was used well before this movie came out. I first heard it in the mid '80s in reference to the materials required to construct Larry Niven's Ringworld. So I wouldn't give The Core any redemption.Broomstick wrote:The only redeeming thing in the Core is the term unobtanium, which I have heard used by people who have never heard of the movie itself.
Unobtanium - a Super Substance so named because you can't obtain any
So I guess The Core really doesn't have any redeeming features...
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I've not seen The Core and as bad TDAT was, it at least had somewhat of a scientifically valid message. No, Armageddon gets my vote. On top of all of the other utterly retarded shit in that movie, no one sees an asteroid the size of fucking Texas until it's only 18 days away?!?!
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I strongly agree. Realizing that you're using silly fake science is okay. I enjoy a great many movies that crap on science, so long as they don't pretend to be believable. I didn't get the impression that The Core was trying to be believable.Styphon wrote:personally, I give The Core credit for going "yes, our science is so shitty we'll just call our impossible material unobtainium"
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Wow, I can't believe no one has mentioned the Stupid Movie Physics site yet. Yeah, there pick for all time dumbest movie is, you guessed it, "The Core".
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I went to see The Core with the UC Davis geology department. It was AWESOME, because we were all laughing at parts that weren't designed to be funny.
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My year 11 and 12 physics teacher used to bring in movies for us to watch and pull the piss out of. He brought in a TV miniseries called "Asteroid" one day. Think Armageddon, but with less plot, less action, worse science and no Liv Tyler to keep us visually entertained.Starglider wrote:No, we should keep The Core to show to students graduating from high school. After seeing it they will be asked to point out any scientific errors they noticed. If the answer is anything other than 'the entire movie was one colossal error' they FAIL and have to go back and retake all their science classes.
Now my poor wife has to put up with me doing this to every movie we watch. She has made the mistake before of asking me if something in a movie would really happen. She regretted that.
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A bit of both. That and a tolerance for everyone making mistakes, etc. etc.Lord Zentei wrote: What went on in that argument that you give him sympathy? Did he explain himself or was it simply that he got roasted enough?
Mrf, search is pay-only and Google didn't index it, lessee.Anguirus wrote: Do you have a link? That sounds interesting.
Here
Do note that that's a four year old thread and such.
To quote him, though:
Emphasis not copied over.John Rogers wrote:All that said -- it's a frikkin' journey to the center of the earth movie. If you're reading and posting on these boards, you pretend to fight orcs in your basement. I'd ask for a little suspension of disbelief. Where we could keep the science real we did, and where we couldn't we bent it rather than break it. The primary difference between our flick and Armageddon is that they assumed you're too dumb to know when they're making up science, and we assume you're smart enough that we have to at least lie to you convincingly.
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Yeah, I'd actually forgotten how badly they treated the writer of the Core. It took almost everything he had short of slitting his own wrists to get the networks to not put a WINDSHIELD on the dang thing.
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What kind of ridiculous slander and generalisation is this?If you're reading and posting on these boards, you pretend to fight orcs in your basement.
The orcs in my basement are quite real, thank you. I don't pretend.
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That was very interesting, thanks.
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How can the writer of the Core say that they "bent" science rather than "breaking" it, when the entire premise of the film is some stupid shit about the core of the Earth suddenly eliminating all of its angular momentum?
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