"The Last Bastion" part 5 Teaser Trailer

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2007-06-03 07:00pm

I only wish you had included the part where Lyin' Tard claims to own Star Trek.

It's still funny as hell, though.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-04 10:15am

This may be old news but I found it amusing how Dante lists "Executive Producer - Bridge Commander Series" as his occupation on his youtube profile.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-04 06:08pm

WTF?

Apparently mobious141 doesn't think Poe and company aren't worth the time and effort to use proper English, but they ARE worth the time and effort to make an video to insult Wayne...that isn't really insulting.

CaptJodan · Post by **CaptJodan** » 2007-06-04 06:18pm

Darth Servo wrote:WTF? Apparently mobious141 doesn't think Poe and company aren't worth the time and effort to use proper English, but they ARE worth the time and effort to make an video to insult Wayne...that isn't really insulting.

How frothingly retarded do you have to be to misspell "up" in your own title, exactly?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2007-06-04 06:35pm

What in the seven hells was that crap? Half it was pan and scan, are they incapable of producing anything that isn't boring?

Cao Cao · Post by **Cao Cao** » 2007-06-04 07:28pm

That has to be the single worst "rebuttal" video EVER.
I hope it's actually some sort of clever satire, otherwise I can barely fathom the level of stupid that went into that.

Stile · Post by **Stile** » 2007-06-04 08:00pm

The funny thing is that all of the Last Bastion series appear in the related tab so that everyone can see how much better they are than fuckwit's attempts at cinema.

HSRTG · Post by **HSRTG** » 2007-06-04 08:42pm

Apparently mobious141 doesn't think Poe and company aren't worth the time and effort to use proper English, but they ARE worth the time and effort to make an video to insult Wayne...that isn't really insulting.

Nonexistent acting? Check.

No voices? Check.

Misspelled title? Big check.

All of Poe's videos in the related tab? Muh-Muh-Muh-Muh-Monster LOL.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-04 09:22pm

At best, Mobius is probably trying to mock the fact that the Last Bastion teasers don't have much to do with the actual Last Bastion story.

Vohu Manah · Post by **Vohu Manah** » 2007-06-04 09:29pm

Darth Servo wrote:At best, Mobius is probably trying to mock the fact that the Last Bastion teasers don't have much to do with the actual Last Bastion story.

He doesn't deserve that much credit.

TC Pilot · Post by **TC Pilot** » 2007-06-04 09:44pm

So it's ok for Dante's cohorts to use music from Legend of Zelda and images from Oblivion (I presume), but showing 5 seconds of a poor-quality video clip constitutes copyright infringement? Does this mean mobious141 owns Nintendo and Bethesda?

Apparenlty Mr. Poe's a "fat orc" that ruins dinner parties involving Dante (who shows up late), a whench, and a woman who talks in internet shorthand. What an intellectual superconductor those events must be!

It's a pity one must actually award a video at least 1 star.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-04 10:19pm

If nothing else, this should give Wayne even more ammunition for TLB pt 6 teaser. That should be interesting. Can't wait to see how "Enyaw" reacts.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-04 10:20pm

Actually, I knew this was coming. One of the many people from Youtube who have signed up to Melvin's forum keep me informed. Dildo Cuntfart actually made the video:

Keanu's Cock Holster wrote:posted on 2-6-2007 at 11:30 AM

LOL speaking of shooting lame horses... I was playing oblivion last night and ended up cleaving this ugly fat orc in half and thought 'man, that thing looks so much like Poe, its uncanny.' And then it hit me - if we wanted to do our own little 'trailer' for Episode III I could use Oblivion to set it up, but only if you guys want to.

Just to say, though, it would be very un-star trek like. It would be a midevil setting with all of us participating in the video having dinner at a large table. If you guys are interested, I'll look into it. It wasn't hard to pull off, and, in fact, after I take a nap, I'll throw up some test footage if you wanna see.

Just for fun ^_^

I can't see the actual video until later tonight!

Then of course, there's talk of an SD board invasion, and the usual "Waaaaa! I gotta pay!" starts;

Nighthawk wrote:posted on 4-6-2007 at 014 PM

heh, you know what's funny? I DID go to his forum and tried to register. somehow, I couldn't (admin-regulated reg, or something), and it seems you have to PAY to get there.
yeah, if you have a mail account of Yahoo, Hotmail or any of those free mails, you can't register.
now, considering that paid mails (or any paid sites, except ebay or similars) have been unused by 99,999999% of the world's users since ten years ago, can you imagine how many people will register on their forum? god, these guys make my socks laugh XD!!!!!

EDIT: I kinda recalled "The Mummy Returns", when the Medjai are decimated and the Anubis's army lauches a second wave..... it will be funny to respond to this threat... yet again.....
"....'TILL DEATH!!!!!!!"

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-04 10:21pm

Darth Servo wrote:If nothing else, this should give Wayne even more ammunition for TLB pt 6 teaser. That should be interesting. Can't wait to see how "Enyaw" reacts.

I think I'll have to have an all-out GALE assault on Leonhart Studios!

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-06-04 10:38pm

Darth Servo wrote:video to insult Wayne

What in the name of the Nine Hells of Baator was that?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-04 11:14pm

I'm still surprised Wayne didn't make fun of Dante's utter lack of math skills but I suppose thats more Mike's style of ridicule than Wayne's.
'
Captain from BC III: So the GCS is two hours late and they left three hours early...so...um...lets see, that means they've been missing for a total of five hours!!! Damn I'm brilliant."

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-04 11:31pm

Darth Servo wrote:I'm still surprised Wayne didn't make fun of Dante's utter lack of math skills but I suppose thats more Mike's style of ridicule than Wayne's.

There's a lot of stuff I wanted to add, but the general Youtube audience wouldn't have appreciated it. Besides, at 8 minutes long, it was equal to a whole episode of "The Last Bastion" !

Feil · Post by **Feil** » 2007-06-04 11:39pm

Isn't there any way to smooth the outer space sequences so that the ships don't jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk their way forward at 4fps?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-05 12:31am

Um, I just watched it. What the fuck? Did they lose the ending of the video?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-05 12:49am

Lord Poe wrote:There's a lot of stuff I wanted to add, but the general Youtube audience wouldn't have appreciated it. Besides, at 8 minutes long, it was equal to a whole episode of "The Last Bastion" !

You know, with the 'talk show' format, you could easily make it into its own little spinoff series ridiculing Dante's latest stupidity.

I thought I saw in the comments of one of his test videos that he was going around claiming that the "stolen" portion of his video in TLB ep 4 teaser was actually edited out of Wayne's video.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-05 12:52am

Darth Servo wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:There's a lot of stuff I wanted to add, but the general Youtube audience wouldn't have appreciated it. Besides, at 8 minutes long, it was equal to a whole episode of "The Last Bastion" !
You know, with the 'talk show' format, you could easily make it into its own little spinoff series ridiculing Dante's latest stupidity.

I thought I saw in the comments of one of his test videos that he was going around claiming that the "stolen" portion of his video in TLB ep 4 teaser was actually edited out of Wayne's video.

The one on PLeonasm222's account is. Youtube restored mine.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-05 01:36am

Lord Poe wrote:The one on PLeonasm222's account is.

Don't you mean "was"? It seems to have the "controversial" material in it now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIGnu8pvRGA

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-05 01:48am

Darth Servo wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:The one on PLeonasm222's account is.
Don't you mean "was"? It seems to have the "controversial" material in it now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIGnu8pvRGA

Nope. That was from a cut scene in the game.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2007-06-05 01:49am

Feil wrote:Isn't there any way to smooth the outer space sequences so that the ships don't jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk their way forward at 4fps?

If I have too many hi-res ships in the game at one time, that happens. I'm trying it with one ship at a time now.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2007-06-05 02:10am

Lord Poe wrote:Nope. That was from a cut scene in the game.

Ah, OK, I see the difference.

Still, why is Dante shaking in the teaser? My earlier hypothesis was that he's jacking off.